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10-05-2010, 07:49 AM
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10-05-2010, 09:19 AM
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Still loving my Mare ;) 
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A funny story .....
A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?
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10-05-2010, 09:20 AM
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 Muffins started having second thoughts about his trip around the world.
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10-05-2010, 09:21 AM
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Yeah... cause I don't like clowns....
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10-05-2010, 09:23 AM
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I just love this one - can you tell?
 No borrowing his teddy bear today.
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10-05-2010, 09:24 AM
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Cats are awesome teachers.....
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10-05-2010, 09:25 AM
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10-05-2010, 09:30 AM
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10-05-2010, 10:03 AM
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one week before i find myself in florida for my fall vacation.
yay! beach pics! (now, if only the good fairies would get my laundry done and my stuff packed) today is also the day i go get new tires for the truck.
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10-05-2010, 10:13 AM
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10-05-2010, 10:38 AM
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10-05-2010, 10:41 AM
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We just got back from Universal @ Orlando.Vacations seem shorter and shorter. *sigh*
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10-05-2010, 02:30 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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10-06-2010, 07:49 AM
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today is...
the first time ever that i can't call my mama and *insist* she sing happy birthday to me. damn, i miss that lil old lady.
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10-06-2010, 09:29 AM
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10-06-2010, 02:31 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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10-07-2010, 05:52 AM
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Mad Hatter reminds me of Jefferson Airplane...
Go ask Alice.....
 Although .. I'm truly diggin' this wig.... 
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10-07-2010, 05:54 AM
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German shepherds count, no?
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10-07-2010, 05:55 AM
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10-07-2010, 05:55 AM
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