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Old 06-11-2010, 10:00 PM   #2521
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Old 06-12-2010, 05:33 AM   #2522
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If you are tempted to wear a cowboy hat, resist.
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Old 06-12-2010, 06:13 AM   #2523
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I have a pretty kick ass cowboy hat that i got in mighty mizzou looks quite good on my head its all straw and scrunched up.....my love looks even better in it than I do


I wanted to linger with my Woman in the bed and not have to get up to go to work..sometimes that just sucks........she was looking particularly beautiful on the sheets.....sigh...
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I slept funny and my back is killing me...I feel old.

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Old 06-12-2010, 11:51 AM   #2527
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You know... while I was sitting in my steaming hot shower yesterday, I realized....

You can't make frog soup out of me...

I know... weird right... but here's the thing... frogs are amphibians. They are cold blooded... so as you slowly heat the water their body naturally gets warmer too... Therefore, they don't notice.

HUMANS!... are mammals. We are warm blooded. Our bodies stay the same temperature, so long as we are healthy, no matter what the temperature around us is like. Therefore... if you slowly heat the water around us... we would notice... AND... that means... NO FROG SOUP!!!

Anyway... something I thought about. Thought I would share.
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I have a pretty kick ass cowboy hat that i got in mighty mizzou.
It's all straw and scrunched up. It looks quite good on my head.

My love looks even better in it than I do.
I do love that hat.

It's the first cowboy hat that made me want to wear it.

Grin...
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Old 06-12-2010, 12:59 PM   #2529
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I sure would enjoy some real maple syrup and some waffles right now.
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I always smile when I watch this video:
it too adorable how they love each other and hold hands.

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It's getting ready to rain.....

I'm worn out from the humidity and working in the yard....

I ate too much and have a belly ache now.....

I am now tired, but bored....


so there,
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Old 06-12-2010, 05:08 PM   #2532
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Does this sounds like a country song?

"I'm ridin' around all nekkid on my purple ridin' mower...."



No. I'm quite sober, thank You. I blame Billy.


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Does this sounds like a country song?

"I'm ridin' around all nekkid on my purple ridin' mower...."



No. I'm quite sober, thank You. I blame Billy.


I think it would be more like this:

"I'm nekkiddddddd, ridin' 'round, on my purrrple ridin' mowwwer...I'm nekkidddd...."
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I think it would be more like this:

"I'm nekkiddddddd, ridin' 'round, on my purrrple ridin' mowwwer...I'm nekkidddd...."


ROFL! Write it, Mister!



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See, Saturday afternoons were made for pecan pie and a cup of coffee (cream & honey with mine, please)!








psssst! everyone head to you know who's house! *hehe*



*smoochies to all the pecan pie lovers out there!*

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I looked down and there, on my left breast was the largest spider in the history of spiders. Of course I completely lost my mind, screaming, swatting, twirling like a mad woman.

Said spider was then found on the ground without two legs. Yes, I feel badly (sort of). I was forced to put it out of it's misery.

Now how about mine?

Good Lord, where did it come from?

Was I its target or simply a mistake?

It was the same gray shade as the t-shirt I'm wearing, did it blend in to disguise itself?

Did it fall from the sky?

Does it have minion?

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