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Old 06-19-2010, 01:39 PM   #2661
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I still love the bee girl.



It sucks Shannon Hoon had to go die of a drug overdose. I liked his voice. I did manage to go to two concerts where Blind Melon was an opening act, and they had zero stage presence or energy - but maybe they were just run too ragged or maybe there were just too many drugs involved.

I also liked his singing along with Axl Rose in the Don't Cry songs - the two of their voices together was a really unique thing.

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I have never ....in my tomboy post-baby butch years said "eww" about the following until today :......I fed mr. chirpy-cuz-im-fuckin-hungry-chirp a whole worm, ok?...big...nightcrawler....fat.This little...prick...swallows it whole...I'm watching it bulge and go down the GULLET, his chest kinda wiggles, I'm staring in horror-fascination-disgust and I spot in the corner of his mouth a tiny end of wiggly worm..he gulps...then barfs the worm....slimey...eats it...and smuggly gets cozy, in his typical "begone, i'm satisfied" pose, and pooped...a flor de labios It escapes.. "..ew"
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I have never ....in my tomboy post-baby butch years said "eww" about the following until today :......I fed mr. chirpy-cuz-im-fuckin-hungry-chirp a whole worm, ok?...big...nightcrawler....fat.This little...prick...swallows it whole...I'm watching it bulge and go down the GULLET, his chest kinda wiggles, I'm staring in horror-fascination-disgust and I spot in the corner of his mouth a tiny end of wiggly worm..he gulps...then barfs the worm....slimey...eats it...and smuggly gets cozy, in his typical "begone, i'm satisfied" pose, and pooped...a flor de labios It escapes.. "..ew"
LMFAO OMG so if im reading this right Rook, he pooped the worm out after he ate it? Im sure he was smug after that lololol
I would run in horror lmfao
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now that i'm done laughin like a hyena...

no not quite...
if he did i think i'd run too....
after setting him free...

talk about indigestion
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oh i see now so he jsut pooped after he ate the gynormous worm lol it didnt have anything to do with the one that just went down the gullet hahaha hmy bad lololol
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*whispers* Ive been goin around strapped for the past 2 day.....
and I like it
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Debating whether I will venture out tonight for Pride festivities or lay low at home.

I worry I am losing my "Pride" excitement over the years
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I'm sure you were relieved Rookstah.

I would have done more than smirked when they stormed off. I probably would have started clapping loudly so they would have glanced over. I hate inconsiderate idiots that feel entitled and mostly snarky bitches like that who want to start unnecessary shit. Good thing they didn't go in the water, I would have made it miserable for them after I did my Jaws routine.


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I went to the Olympic Pool after Dialysis..
I saw a few ditzy looking college girls giggling while staring my way....
I ignored it, I have better things to do...
Anyways, Campus pool Policy states you *must* shower for 2 minutes before using the Pool (Vigorously scrubbing with hands on each Limb), and every time you get out.
There's a Lifeguard making sure people do.
Those two bitches turned on the spigot, and "Blessed" themselves...
The LifeGuard peeked over her sunglasses and told 'em both to try again, longer...
This is how it went :

-- "Ma'am, please follow policy and return to the shower for 2 minutes"

-- "But, that waters fucking Cold, I can't deal with it"

-- "If you don't shower, you won't swim, the Water in the Pool is the same temp. as the shower.And make up your mind fast, you're holding up the Line"

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Fireflies....in my yard...-grabs a jar- woohooo!!!!


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A neighbor once asked "are u 2...LezzbeeUns?"...My girlfriend smiled and said yup..
His birthday came by, and we wanted to be extra-nice...
We asked him what he wanted, and went to the Mens accesories shop @ Macy's....
She got all dolled up, I wore my tie and crisp dress shirt, after he blew the candles, he walked over, and she gave him the box...
He opened it and we said "surprise!!"
A lovely Rolex...
His smile turned into doubtful hesitation and he said
Him: "Umm?"
Her: "What? You did say u wanted a watch"
Him: "Naw, I wanna watch !"
Me: "I know, but given the waste of time in having you watch, wouldn't u prefer A watch?..."
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The past day and a half has pretty much been nothing but one long, continuous fuck up for me.

I hope it's just a phase.

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The sound of the wind through the trees is like a soothing, kind and gentle lover. It's as if it knows what my soul needs this evening.
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Home alone tonight. Feels wierd with the roomie off to NYC. The pup dogs just aren't quite as talkative as he is.
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Just how deep is this "closet" I'm in and how long will it take to crawl the hell out of it??? Imma scared of the dark damn it.
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~looks up @ bird, after my Hot Topic hoodie {u can imagine price tag} gets pooped on~
Cute, but not That cute....
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Even though I am checked out, I am having lunch in the pool area and staying longer to enjoy the surroundings!

*one more soak!
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