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Old 06-19-2010, 11:46 PM   #261
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Is it Frederick's of Hollywood that provides assistance for headlight adjustments and weak bulbs? just asking ...
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Is it Frederick's of Hollywood that provides assistance for headlight adjustments and weak bulbs? just asking ...
Um no, my udders would need adjusting at a local dairy farm. I can't make it through the white security gate at the entrance to Fredrick's....literally.
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Um no, my udders would need adjusting at a local dairy farm. I can't make it through the white security gate at the entrance to Fredrick's....literally.
that's what my dream was about last night! lying on my back and saying, "one at a time, girls, one at a time!" dang utters.
you derailed the thread now ... why am I following suit? enlighten me. and, please, don't switch off because of where my dreams went ... I'm a bulb, not a socket, what do you expect?
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you saying that sockets have a cushy life? next thing ya know, you'll be referring to sockets as pillow receptacles ...

Just like a socket to make this about sex. As if all bulbs exist for is to fit you. We have lives you know. Rich, full lives that don't have to involve a socket.


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Just so you know, you are buying into the Western ideal of bulbeauty. Please love your bulbs just the way they are. And remember. Every bulb has a socket!
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Just like a socket to make this about sex. As if all bulbs exist for is to fit you. We have lives you know. Rich, full lives that don't have to involve a socket.


you mean a convent?

Why do you have to always make it about race. All colors of bulbs and sockets can be aggressive. Some people's bulbs...

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Just so you know, you are buying into the Western ideal of bulbeauty. Please love your bulbs just the way they are. And remember. Every bulb has a socket!
just saw an ad for an enhancement cream, that applied twice daily ... I'll send the link
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Umm does that mean that everyone is prejudice of Solar lamps/lights? Are they to environmentally safe?



Did I just hear a snicker? Enviro-mental-ment, lmao I know, Blaze take it to another thread!
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Did I just hear a snicker? Enviro-mental-ment, lmao I know, Blaze take it to another thread!
REPORTED!!! Trying to suck up to THE SUN (aka Medusa) is soooo last year!
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Just so you know, you are buying into the Western ideal of bulbeauty. Please love your bulbs just the way they are. And remember. Every bulb has a socket!

But not every socket has a bulb......

I'm going to visit e~bulbony.com





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That does it, I am going to put Solar lights all over adorables planet space. And mostly because I like the colors lmao


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I'm going to visit e~bulbony.com





that link lead to another and another and ... it's a bulbporn site! you should be reported Divasocket, but I'm too busy watching the vid on the last link right now.
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i had that same problem...its not tears...just fyi...and i have to say i have never seen so many self seving,arrogant bulbs congregated in one area in all my life...yes we may LIKE bulbs to go into our sockets but unlike the bulbs us sockets dont NEED them...we still have many things we can do without them...and before anyone gets on their and starts depmanding "such as' " just stick ur finger in a socket and see how "electrifying" we really are
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I hear the hardware store is having a great deal this weekend...
It's not the size of the bulbs that matter. It's the amount of light you can emit into an area. I've seen small bulbs give out lots of light and I've seen big bulbs not give out much light at all. For me personally, it's all about the light.
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It's Father's Day! My favorite hardware store sale season!! But, my bulbs are perfect....
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Would just one make you a uniboober?
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