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Old 06-21-2012, 04:48 AM   #261
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YSK i woke up sad because i dreamed Mr. Jenny didn't want to share her beer with me
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YSK I feel fabulous. that is all.
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YSK that Ex's that left needing do attend to their personal growth work need to come back with a therapist note if they want to be my friend again.

YSK... I love personal growth work and engage in frequent work sessions.
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YSK I think you should toss a coin to see which ones get raises. Or roll a dice to determine their scores.
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Even though life is not all fluff and play, I am alive and I am feeling every cell in my being in a good way.

Mama is only going to get worse but I am grateful for every second I live and for the time with her.

I am usually positive and bubbly.

I do have my very quiet moments and it has nothing to do with the people around me.

Life, good, bad, indifferent is fantastic. Live it. Learn from it. Go forward. I do. I will until the last breath I have.
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YSK i am posting here instead of writing employee evaluations
YSK part of the reason i wasn't working on them was because I left them laying out at the reference desk for three hours. Egregious violation of privacy or exercise in government transparency?

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That's the thing: there are no raises. Usually you get an automatic six percent if you pass your review. Last year everybody got a 200-500.00 "bonus" instead, this year they are not even doing that. But the memo without evaluation instructions says "please take this process seriously"

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I am gonna have some play time later today with the grand kids! Baseball anyone?

I'd rather be with the one who can make me laugh.

It is impossible to be compassionate and angry at the same time.
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YSK Everyone is beautiful when they're fucking! LOL
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Puppies who pee on the kitchen floor don't get treats and have to sit in the pup house for 15 mins for being naughty and it sucks for mom who wants her dang puppy kisses!!
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ysk....im really super sleepy...oy another hour and a half to go...
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YSK That's debatable. I can think of a few people, off the top of my head, that I might need to grab a pencil to stab my eyes out first. lol
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YSK it's very weird for me to feel vulnerable. I don't like hanging out way out on limbs.

YSK Although I risk being called controling or abusive for making a suggestion , you should probably shave your legs before we go to the lake, just saying.
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LOL YSK I'm sure they'll get shaved before August!
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YSK I'm 50 and peed a little because of a sneeze
It was an accident and your pup is not going to understand your 15 min rule.
time outs are for toddlers not puppies or old people
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It was an accident and your pup is not going to understand your 15 min rule.
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YSK that time-outs worked surprisingly well with my Sancho (God rest his little soul). He was a very well-behaved thing. Sometimes, when he'd been bad, I'd come home, and he'd put himself in time out. I'd ask him what he did, and he'd lead me too it, tail tucked and head hanging. It was adorable.
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