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Old 06-25-2010, 06:54 AM   #2781
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OK, I'll confess: I have a wee bit of road rage and I'm not a fan of being cut off. I mean, come on, at least throw on a blinker and toss out a friendly wave.
Do you ever notice that when you DO put on your blinker, the car you want to get in front of suddenly speeds up? Doesn't matter that he's been crawling for the past 20 miles or so, but the moment he sees a blinker, he's Mario Andretti??

I call it the "you're not getting in front of me" syndrome.
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Old 06-25-2010, 07:57 AM   #2782
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Do you ever notice that when you DO put on your blinker, the car you want to get in front of suddenly speeds up? Doesn't matter that he's been crawling for the past 20 miles or so, but the moment he sees a blinker, he's Mario Andretti??

I call it the "you're not getting in front of me" syndrome.

*laughing* True dat.
I'm pretty courteous in terms of letting someone in front of me, unless I deem them a jerk (ie, they raced down a lane that was closing and then at the last minute want me to let them in. I'm like heck no, I sat here and waited. LOL)

And I've done my fair share of jumping in like he did, so I was just grousing in general until he gave me the "suck it" sign. LOL Then it was on!
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Old 06-25-2010, 08:39 AM   #2784
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I just got back from an interesting trip to the market, car accident and all. Talk about an exciting life!
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Old 06-25-2010, 02:32 PM   #2786
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Heard your wife left you,
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She moved in with me.

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The moment lightning struck twice in the same place at the same time: Stunning images as storm breaks over Chicago (June 23)


Bolt from the blue: Seen from the Hancock Tower, lighting strikes both the Willis Tower, right, and the Trump Tower in downtown Chicago as a severe storm rolls through the region last night




Not again: Lightning appears to strike the spire of Trump Tower a second time as storms broke over the city last night


Webs of electricity streak across the sky last night. Though 450 'tree emergencies' were reported, no one was injured in the storms
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I finally felt hungry and made some breakfast: I sauteed sweet onions and roast beef first; then I added scrambled egg mixture and cheese. I even made a piece of toast to go with it.
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I've had a headache for almost two days off and on.
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I feel you on that. I've had mine going on 2 weeks off and on...Sucks

Hope yours subsides soon.


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I feel you on that. I've had mine going on 2 weeks off and on...Sucks

Hope yours subsides soon.
my oldest headache is 24.
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Oh, and sweet potato fries while watching She's Out of My League is even better.
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