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Old 06-24-2013, 09:13 PM   #2861
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I took advantage of the online Gap sale today and bought

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The pizza was so good I haz no left overs it was xlg
New York thin so I dont feel too bad and I shared but still
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i vegged out after getting my nails done today and never got around to finishing dinner. i had a nap instead then i told Mistress a lie by saying i was running late from the appointment. i feel guilty and will fess up tomorrow. so shoot me.
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I confess I wore those shoes today even though I knew they would rub my already delicate little toe.

I confess i did it because I love them and they went with everything else.

I confess I have no right to complain now that said little toe looks as though it has been through a shredder. But I will.
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Bless me father.....

Well...today was my only day off...in nearly 2 weeks...and I have to do the same exact week as last week over again...minus ONE 6 hour shift on Thursday...and one of my fellow "angels" called me up and asked me to cover her shift for her.
I flat out lied...and said I was at the beach for the day...it's what I WOULD have done if the weather had been more cooperative... I felt bad enough about it..and then...while I was at thrift store I saw a recliner that raises up that a client needs...for a mere 150 bucks!...and texted to see if it would be feasible to make a purchase on her behalf. My employer then asked me about covering for my co-worker. Had to do some happy crappy tap dancing then...sigh.... I just wanted a day OFF people..... I shouldn't need to fib....


<<<upset with myself now.....she went to work sick....
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Making a comment to your landlord about how inept the people who designed/built your apartment were...only to find that he was the one who built/designed it.....yeah...it's been that kind of day
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I confess...

all this hard work on losing weight...I got out a pair of pants I wore when I first began my internship that didn't fit two weeks ago....

THEY FIT!!

sooooo....

I had an extra piece of jello poke cake to celebrate...

*Sighs.

This change of habits is going to take a little more work....
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I confess I am worried about it raining during my wedding. Its an outdoor wedding.

I confess the last time I married a man, hell froze over. It was august 28th and we had snow that morning. Yes, snow.

I confess that there are people asking questions about who I am marrying. LOL. ("so, was he born male or did he change?")

I confess I am wearing white...lol
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I confess that I bought 5 dresses this week and am online looking for more styles. I can't find the perfect one.
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I confess I bought two leather jackets

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yes there was another during a break
I have not had to purchase any new clothing yet
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I confess ...That new Turkey Hill Raspberry Shortcake ice cream with extra smooth chocolate drizzle tempted me to be very naughty .... naughty indeed
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I confess.....

My co-worker at my Sunday client (who is perpetually late to relieve me!) is scared to be alone in the client's house (it's in the boonies..big time) and she told me that the African Grey Parrot scared the bejesus out of her one night by saying HELLO!

So....I'm trying to teach him how to say REDRUM! (specifically in Tony's voice)Just cuz....
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I confess.....

My co-worker at my Sunday client (who is perpetually late to relieve me!) is scared to be alone in the client's house (it's in the boonies..big time) and she told me that the African Grey Parrot scared the bejesus out of her one night by saying HELLO!

So....I'm trying to teach him how to say REDRUM! (specifically in Tony's voice)Just cuz....
Omg! too funny! If mom's parakeet could learn all her ring tones and knows just when to say "what'chya doin?" ..I have faith in you and the Spooky Parrot!
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Ooh, I like!

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it felt good to put sneakers on and get my walk on
I haven't sweated like that in a long time
I confess
I went to wal mart to get cat food before I came home and I didn't care I was a mess
I was actually proud to show off as a fat girl my ass was doing something productive
I confess I am worried about pain I am having near my belly button

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