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01-18-2013, 11:14 PM
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Guess... Relationship Status:
Seat taken 
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Justin and our roommate's (who is her coworker) conversation...
Justin: hey dude, why didn't you come to work today? You ok?? Roomie: ah, well I did some extacy last night... Really!? 8/ *shm*
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01-21-2013, 10:04 PM
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Heard on the phone this afternoon....
Me.... Just a sec Friend... Sure Me... *moving phone away, looking at the holy terror beagle.... What did you DO?! *goes over, takes whatever it was away* you aren't supposed to have that! *back to phone* I'm sorry about that Friend... *laughing* Me... What could possibly be so damned funny? Friend... No, I was just saying to my partner, "i know that tone! He's talking to a dog!" Me.... :/ |
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01-22-2013, 11:56 AM
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At work..
Guy setting up for an event: Hey are you security? Me: Yes. Guy: I've been meaning to ask you something? Can I ask you something? Me: .gif "Say What?") Guy: Is that illegal? Cause it should be. (as he points to a lady co-worker of his bent over and her crack is revealing and all we see is a string of underwear) Me: Ummm.. not answering but I couldn't help but chuckle and roll my eyes. OMG! |
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01-23-2013, 10:03 PM
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Member
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Sweet Femme ones Relationship Status:
Peeking around the corner... 
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Me and my 8yo son:
Son: Mom! I played Apples to Apples! Me: Cool, was it fun? Son: Yes! I had to put down something that I enjoy! Me: (never knowing what comes next)...okayyyyyy.... so what did you put down? Son: (with a HUGE grin on his face)....CHEERLEADERS!!! Me:  High fives him anyway....that's my boy!!
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01-23-2013, 10:58 PM
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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
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married to my Boo Daddy <3 
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Me: Do we have any english muffins? I'm hella hungry!
Hym: Of course! Would you like me to make you one? Me: Would you make me two? Hym: Absolutely! You outrank me now, I have no rank, you are a supervisor and I am a peon! I wouldn't giggle but hy is a little intoxicated 
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01-23-2013, 11:13 PM
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Family Man
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She just gets me 
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I say .. you bring
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01-24-2013, 12:47 AM
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Me, myself and I 
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Me: How about you go outside and try out your new skateboard?
Son: No, I can't Me: Why not? Son: There's something wrong with it Me: What? Son: It only goes left Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's a skateboard, what do you mean it only goes left? Apparently there was something wrong with the wheels |
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02-03-2013, 08:20 AM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
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wayyyy early this morning, we were...talking....and heard snow plows going by
Me: did it snow?? Teddy: I don't know. Was it supposed to? Me: I'm not sure... Teddy: Well let's see...(reaches for his phone) Me: (laughing) You're checking your phone to see if it snowed?? Whatever happened to looking out the window?! Teddy: Well, my phone says snow... Welcome to the age of technology... |
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02-03-2013, 08:30 AM
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02-03-2013, 09:27 AM
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02-03-2013, 09:44 PM
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With Zimmeh's Mom. lol
A random guy to her mom: Did you work at Disney? Her mom: Yea I was Mickey Mouse. Later as we are driving it comes up again. Her mom: Did you work at Disney? Yes I was the mf princess.. LMAO! |
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02-10-2013, 10:23 PM
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Married 
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Watching the walking dead
subway commercial comes on bunch of people can't pronouce Feburary.. *Me... February, that's not hard to say* *Her.... February, no that's not hard to say at all* *Me, now spelling it... that's har... wait that's wednesday... never mind* lucky I can laugh at myself and don't mind people joining me... Gren
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02-11-2013, 07:45 PM
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while at work.....
My client: Grab my nuts and come watch this!
Me:  He had asked for some pistachios and wanted me to see Do No Harm, since we had already said that it looked like a good show....lol Yes, there are many moments of comic relief in my job! |
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02-11-2013, 07:59 PM
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Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?:
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Floating and walking My path, happy in life. 
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Heard at work :
Client "Just hurry up and take it off, my wife could be back any minute" Me : "Laughs to self over at the desk" |
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02-11-2013, 08:37 PM
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"that's it I'm gonna fart by you when your sleeping, lest see how you like it" said to my DOG...
AT WORK= "Just go in there and pee and leave the cup on the table there"...
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02-13-2013, 10:38 AM
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JUST ANOTHER DAY HERE.. LOL
last night as I'm laying in bed and Zimmeh getting ready for bed.
Zimmeh: Are you gonna get ready for bed? Are you gonna brush your teeth? Me: No, I'm gonna have stinky breath and stay up all night. hehe. |
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02-16-2013, 01:26 AM
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the hardest to learn was the least complicated 
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lmao
youngest child....
we are not Israeli, everything you eat is sone kind of soup or stew in a Mason jar... mom.... curried lentils are Indian not Israeli youngest child.... MOM I JUST NEED MEAT I DON'T CARE IF ITS ORGANIC I JUST NEED MEAT me... laying over the kitchen sink laughing my ass off and loving every minute of it... later in the convo.... mom... don't scratch your back on the wall you look like a rhino oldest child... then you scratch it for me right there there there there... me... still laughing my ass off at the 3 of them.... 
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02-16-2013, 09:38 PM
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As we're getting ready to go to the movie tonight.
Zimmeh: I can take my Vera Bradley purse/bag so we can put snacks in it. Me: yeahhh I want candy. Me: we should get subway sandwiches and put them in there. LOL Me: I can see us snacking on subway in the theatre. haha! Zimmeh: They would know if you had onions in it. They would smell it. Me: what.. lol. They would not know! I want to see someone do it! 
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02-16-2013, 11:01 PM
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Senior Member
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Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?:
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Floating and walking My path, happy in life.
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Heard at the market
"I keep telling my husband he should have just done it right the first time and brought me home the biggest one he could get" |
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02-19-2013, 11:31 AM
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heard while in uhaul
After picking up the uhaul for our move to the new place this is what transpired tween ms cinn and myself
ms cinn: where is the rear view mirror? Why isnt there a rear view mirror? me: :l ms cinn: turns and look out the back window Oh never mind  me; laughing hysterically |
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