How do you know when you are getting older? - Page 18

Gemme · 12-22-2011, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Random

no tales were told, just much laughter....

I get that response a lot too.

Random · 12-22-2011, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

I get that response a lot too.

yes... apparently I am quite amusing... mainly when I am not trying to be amusing...

sigh....

Soft*Silver · 12-22-2011, 02:03 PM

People are opening doors for me and saying, "go ahead, Ma'am"...and it aint because of the color lipstick I am wearing! Damn!

Amber2010 · 12-23-2011, 12:39 PM

When you look at recent pictures on Facebook of High School friends and say "Wow she has gotten old" and then look in the mirror and realize.. Yes we are all getting that way. Grrr lol

AtLast · 12-23-2011, 03:44 PM

When you hear snap, crackle, pop upon rising- and you haven't had Rice Crispies in the house for over 30 years- it's your joints making noise!!

Still better than the alternative...

Happy Holidays to the oldie moldies!!!! We rawk with vintage grace!

Rockinonahigh · 12-23-2011, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by AtLast

When you hear snap, crackle, pop upon rising- and you haven't had Rice Crispies in the house for over 30 years- it's your joints making noise!!

Still better than the alternative...

Happy Holidays to the oldie moldies!!!! We rawk with vintage grace!

I do wholy agree with this...every move I make is anounced with some kind of snap,crackle or pop...more recently my left knee is talking to me lots.

Countyfem · 12-23-2011, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by AtLast

When you hear snap, crackle, pop upon rising- and you haven't had Rice Crispies in the house for over 30 years- it's your joints making noise!!

Still better than the alternative...

Happy Holidays to the oldie moldies!!!! We rawk with vintage grace!

My goodness, I can totally relate to this!!

MysticOceansFL · 12-23-2011, 04:12 PM

When your not sweating the small things or the big things!

smouldering · 12-23-2011, 04:15 PM

When your daughter asks if you can do the splits, you try and nope

im stuck..

Kobi · 12-23-2011, 04:17 PM

Store clerk: Can I help you find something?

Kobi: Yes. I forgot what I came in here for. Where might you keep that?

WomenMoveMe · 12-23-2011, 04:45 PM

...when almost every time you sit down or stand up...you wonder just how many bends you have left in your knees!

*Anya* · 12-23-2011, 04:54 PM

When women in their 30's kind of look like teenagers to me!

OS Butch · 12-23-2011, 04:59 PM

Dang....is that the same cup of coffee in the microwave? I did it again.

OS Butch · 12-23-2011, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by smouldering

When your daughter asks if you can do the splits, you try and nope

im stuck..

Hmmmm, this has not happened to me! lol!

JustJo · 12-23-2011, 05:20 PM

I know I'm getting older when I take my 71 year old mother to the ER....the physician's assistant helping us is asking her questions...and all I can think is "are you really old enough to be doing this?"

girl_dee · 12-24-2011, 03:00 PM

When i have to reach UP to hug my "little" nephew!

OS Butch · 12-30-2011, 05:23 PM

Ya know you are getting older when you wander into the kitchen to nuke a cup of coffee ( no, I didn't find a cup already in there) and you bring it back to find you already had poured yourself a Diet Coke and there it is right where you were sitting..

Corkey · 12-30-2011, 05:33 PM

Your thumb pops and instead of sticking it in your mouth for comfort, you stick it in your mouth for heat. Go figure full circle.

Bella~Vita · 12-30-2011, 05:34 PM

When I bend over or down and get stuck .... help!

Words · 12-30-2011, 05:44 PM

You know you're getting older when sex is hurried not because of lust or passion or the fear of getting caught but because you're trying to fit in at least one orgasm before the next hot flash.

Words

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12-22-2011, 02:03 PM	#343
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12-23-2011, 04:12 PM	#348
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12-23-2011, 04:15 PM	#349
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12-23-2011, 04:45 PM	#351
WomenMoveMe Member How Do You Identify?: I just wander about and be! Relationship Status: Caution: Dead End Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Kentucky Posts: 561 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,473 Thanked 2,099 Times in 417 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Gettin old... ...when almost every time you sit down or stand up...you wonder just how many bends you have left in your knees!

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12-23-2011, 12:39 PM	#344
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12-23-2011, 03:44 PM	#345
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,828 Times in 3,199 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	When you hear snap, crackle, pop upon rising- and you haven't had Rice Crispies in the house for over 30 years- it's your joints making noise!! Still better than the alternative... Happy Holidays to the oldie moldies!!!! We rawk with vintage grace!

12-23-2011, 04:17 PM	#350
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12-23-2011, 05:20 PM	#355
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12-30-2011, 05:23 PM	#357
OS Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch-BLW Preferred Pronoun?: Default-She Relationship Status: Closed Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 636 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 1,378 Times in 461 Posts Rep Power: 12988704	Ya know you are getting older when you wander into the kitchen to nuke a cup of coffee ( no, I didn't find a cup already in there) and you bring it back to find you already had poured yourself a Diet Coke and there it is right where you were sitting.. __________________ You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you. ~Tinkerbell~

12-30-2011, 05:33 PM	#358
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