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stepfordfemme · 02-11-2013, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by lusciouskiwi

I must say I'm very disappointed with all of Ciaran's running around. Especially after having a panic attack that my straight colleague had possibly killed my oven AND I bought lasagna pasta.

I have in mind to change the lyrics to Kate Bush's "Wuthering Heights", something along the lines of ...

"Kiwiiiii, it's me, Ciaran, I'm hungrrrrrryyyy
I'm so bored, let eat me your lasagnaaaa
Kiwiiiii, it's me, Ciaran, I'm hungrrrrrryyyy
I'm so bored, let eat me your lasagnaaaa"

To which I would promptly close and lock them in because he's been fooling around with other grrly's lasagna.

Kiwi,

I can assure you that the pending future nuptials are strictly for sham purposes so that Ciaran can henceforth be referred to as a divorcee (I can't find the accents on my phone). And for procurement purposes of my love of all things leather.

You can enjoy the added mystique of a previously married Ciaran, as I fear my lasagna recipe may not be enough to keep him around.

Best,
Stepford (Ex-Wife) Femme.

Katniss · 02-11-2013, 07:28 AM

Katniss~~(Three cheers for never skewing the data...but may be open to the possibility of a statistical outlier.)

lusciouskiwi · 02-11-2013, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by stepfordfemme

Kiwi,

I can assure you that the pending future nuptials are strictly for sham purposes so that Ciaran can henceforth be referred to as a divorcee (I can't find the accents on my phone). And for procurement purposes of my love of all things leather.

You can enjoy the added mystique of a previously married Ciaran, as I fear my lasagna recipe may not be enough to keep him around.

Best,
Stepford (Ex-Wife) Femme.

But Ms Stepford,

Wouldn't he be considered spoiled goods?

stepfordfemme · 02-11-2013, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by lusciouskiwi

But Ms Stepford,

Wouldn't he be considered spoiled goods?

The word vintage might be more appropriate

I can assure you that the marriage would not spoil him in any way.

dixie · 02-11-2013, 06:20 PM

I plan on going veryyyyyyyyyyyyy slowly this Valentine's Day, regarding my crushes. I am definitely slowing things down a notch. lol

TheMerryFairy · 02-11-2013, 07:45 PM

I'm always feeling so damn good these days! It's a really nice change, being able to think of someone and instantly smile.

Gemme · 02-11-2013, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by lusciouskiwi

But Ms Stepford,

Wouldn't he be considered spoiled goods?

More like properly tenderized.

Trev · 02-11-2013, 08:22 PM

That chubby arrow shooting cherub is running amuck I tell ya...

dixie · 02-11-2013, 08:35 PM

Trev · 02-11-2013, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dixie

The better question ... When do we get to decorate and hang up our bags to collect them??

TheMerryFairy · 02-11-2013, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dixie

I know just who I'd give these to LOL

Katniss · 02-11-2013, 09:23 PM

Katniss~~(beware of false cupids bearing arrows....#justsayin')

Ciaran · 02-12-2013, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by dixie

I think that I used to date the middle one on the bottom row.

Gráinne · 02-12-2013, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Ciaran

I think that I used to date the middle one on the bottom row.

The farthest right on the top row looks suspiciously familiar to me.

Ciaran · 02-12-2013, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by stepfordfemme

Kiwi,

I can assure you that the pending future nuptials are strictly for sham purposes so that Ciaran can henceforth be referred to as a divorcee (I can't find the accents on my phone). And for procurement purposes of my love of all things leather.

Stepford (Ex-Wife) Femme.

My darling fiancee

I would be most grateful if you could please not refer to our impending marriage as a "sham". Such terminology can alert the authorities who may think we are getting married for nefarious means. This could result in being imprisoned and, whilst being incarcerated in a women's prison has long been one of my fantasies, I think it might be better as a fantasy than reality.

Please refer to the wedding as a "marriage of mutual convenience and honourable intentions across all parties" to protect us from any legal repercussions.

Note that my planning of the wedding continues and two things to update you on. Firstly, it is incredibly cole and snowy in Iceland just now. Therefore, my intention to but you as mamy pairs of Italian designer shoes has been superseded by the need to but you a pair of snow boots. Also, as it is so cold, I would suggest wearing two anoracks instead of a dress for the weddding.

Secondly, I've been busy adjusting our wedding vows to make them very personal and meaningful. In particular, the wording "til death do us part" is changed to "til next Friday". Trust that is okay.

Katniss · 02-12-2013, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by dixie

Yup....seen this before. I dated bottom row, far left. Lazy b*stard was always on hys back. Oh well, at least my hair stayed pretty....

Katniss~~(clearly there's a ghoul out there for everybody....)

Gráinne · 02-12-2013, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Katniss

Yup....seen this before. I dated bottom row, far left. Lazy b*stard was always on hys back. Oh well, at least my hair stayed pretty....

Katniss~~(clearly there's a ghoul for everybody out there....)

I wonder if that was meant to be a pun

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mitchinht · 02-12-2013, 02:49 AM

she has no idea....she's the reason i always come back.

Bèsame* · 02-12-2013, 04:00 PM

Dear Cupid,
We need to talk about your aim..or..

Cupid you can bite me!

Which either case, I won't mind, just saying

little_ms_sunshyne · 02-12-2013, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mitchinht

she has no idea....she's the reason i always come back.

Awe that is sweet! Cupid got u good!

02-11-2013, 08:22 PM	#3628
Trev Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Just a good ole boy Preferred Pronoun?: Male ones Relationship Status: She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Somewhere between right and wrong Posts: 3,372 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,988 Thanked 10,142 Times in 2,400 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	That chubby arrow shooting cherub is running amuck I tell ya... __________________ Trev

02-11-2013, 08:35 PM	#3629
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02-12-2013, 02:49 AM	#3638
mitchinht Junior Member How Do You Identify?: stonebutch Relationship Status: single Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: houston Posts: 31 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5 Thanked 20 Times in 4 Posts Rep Power: 723093	always.... she has no idea....she's the reason i always come back.

02-12-2013, 04:00 PM	#3639
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02-11-2013, 07:28 AM	#3622
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02-11-2013, 06:20 PM	#3625
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I plan on going veryyyyyyyyyyyyy slowly this Valentine's Day, regarding my crushes. I am definitely slowing things down a notch. lol

02-11-2013, 07:45 PM	#3626
TheMerryFairy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?: She/her OR ze if I'm crossdressing Relationship Status: Floating and walking My path, happy in life. Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: On my Merry Fairy way! , Canada Posts: 3,630 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,727 Thanked 8,694 Times in 2,987 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I'm always feeling so damn good these days! It's a really nice change, being able to think of someone and instantly smile.

02-11-2013, 09:23 PM	#3632
Katniss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dame, doll, twist, dish Preferred Pronoun?: Ladylike ones Relationship Status: ***** Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: We drink sweet tea here Posts: 2,903 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,654 Thanked 10,368 Times in 2,088 Posts Rep Power**: 21474851	Katniss~~(beware of false cupids bearing arrows....#justsayin')