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Old 09-09-2010, 12:08 PM   #3801
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Old 09-09-2010, 12:38 PM   #3802
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Old 09-09-2010, 03:17 PM   #3803
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This strange number pops up on my cell phone. I don't answer it but curiously check the voice mail. Normally it takes me weeks to check voice mail. I rush through the first few messages that have gone unchecked for at least a week. Finally the last and newest message.. from the unidentified caller...." Calling to inform you , you have flowers at your door"... I rush out all excited.. open the door to find a lovely arrangement of various yellow flowers from my honey!! thank you honey!!!!!
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Old 09-09-2010, 06:28 PM   #3805
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Default Top 10 songs you never want to hear in a hospital elevator.

top 10 songs you never want to hear in a HOSPITAL elevator

10: killing me softly
9: only the good die young
8: killing an Arab-the cure
7: stairway to heaven
6: Highway to hell
5: knocking on heavens door
4: Dead!-my chemical romance,
3: Pull the Plug' From 'Leprosy' (1988)
2: Dont fear the reaper ... and the

#1 song ...not to play in a hospital elevator - Another one bites the dust

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Have you ever looked at a word you've written and just gone, huh, is that real? What does it mean? Are you sure it's a word? What are words?

No? Huh.
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Old 09-09-2010, 09:51 PM   #3807
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I think it's cute when people call me names they think will insult me. tee hee (b!tch, cu^t, wh0re, freak, hippie) They say those like it's a bad thing. LOL
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I think it's cute when people call me names they think will insult me. tee hee (b!tch, cu^t, wh0re, freak, hippie) They say those like it's a bad thing. LOL
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I heard this song yesterday (KINK played extended version)
and now I want to have their CD that has this song on it:
So I can play it over and over again...

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Old 09-10-2010, 02:24 PM   #3813
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Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers eyes.
Being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers tears.
What is it else?
A madness most discreet, a choking gall and a preserving sweet.

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Well. I just got to watch Bob get chased around the front yard by a turd. His own turd. Seems he ate some of his rope toy. That was interesting.
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Default Tonight on Discovery Health Channel

http://health.discovery.com/tv/stand-up-2-cancer.html


Just realized this is on many of the local channels as well. Fox, ABC, CBS etc
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during a very busy day , and sometimes stressful day at work today. I would go to my truck and see text messeges from a very beautiful woman, which would bring me smiles readin them text messeges
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Default re: teddy grahams and Wal-Mart

We used to like teddy grahams, but we favor homemade chocolate cookies and oatmeal cookies. As for Wally World, we enjoy going there late at night the best. In the words of Susan Powter--"stop the madness!"--it's the best time to go when the store doesn't have so much chaos.
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun sitting around the dining room table with cherished friends (ADG, Gemmie & Blu), eating a variety of cheeses, amazing guac & chips and drinking cheap wine, watching Pammie getting drunk on about 16 drops of said wine...........

My GAWD, we laughed SO hard......a night to remember for sure!




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