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I'm still not sure if I would date myself. One the one hand, I would like the responsibleness, organization, adherence to routine and ritual, get it done approach to life with someone who doesnt drink or do illicit substances. I would also like the appreciation of simplicity, the need for peace, quiet, and lots of space, the love of electronic toys, and nature and the sea. I would adore not having to explain how I can eat the same thing morning, noon and night for a week, why IF the toilet paper MUST be on the holder, it will be under not over, why I sing the theme songs to old tv shows in the shower, why the tv show Big Bang Theory is funny, or a sardonic sense of humor. On the other hand, I don't know if I would want to deal with an intense, serious, curmudgeony, aloof, pain in the ass. Plus, I would find myself to be high maintenance cuz I would have to hire a cook, housekeeper, laundress, handyperson, and decorator. Hm. I must ponder more.
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okay sure, but our first kiss would be a lil awkward.
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Big Bang Theory is currently the ONLY funny show on television.
If Leonard was a real person and not a character on a teevee show I would divorce my lawfully wedded wedded person and pursue Leonard wholeheartedly. I would even be willing to put up with Wolowitz if I could have Leonard. Oh sorry. I forgot that this isn't the "would you date that person who doesn't actually exist" thread. My bad.
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Yeah, I think I would fasten my seatbelt and go for this ride. But then I've always felt that passion was the best motivator in life.
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Yes. We'd have great sex and terrible fights. i wonder if the conversation would be interesting or too predictable. The bdsm would be a problem since i don't switch. i think it would have to be an open relationship.
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Me? In a New York minute, I would. I like my company. I think I'm very funny. I like to do all the things I like to do so it's easy to plan a date.
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limits!!!
i would but after much thought there would have to be limits when dating myself. we would also need a safe word for a timeout on those days we just can't deal with me anymore!!! ohhhh and i would have to like using vampire gloves on me, that is important.
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I think I would, but then again, I'm already with someone who is very much like myself - which is quite spooky at times - but other times - very comforting. Being on the same wave length, thinking the same things at the same time, sharing a lot of the same experiences, qualities, etc...
On the other side of that, we do have our differences and I think that is the key to what makes me a better person.
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Good God no! I'm not my type, far too grumpy and impatient.
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Oh yeah I would!!! It would have to be polyamorous though, and the other me COULD NOT own a goat damn BEAGLE!!!
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I'd probably be too frustrated by how little time that I would have to spend with me right now. Maybe in another year or so, when things have settled down a bit.
Even then, though, there will be the issue of always wanting to kick me out of the kitchen so that I can cook.
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Not only would I date me...I'd move me in and be in a committed relationship pronto!
Just think...someone who cooks the way I like it, bakes, makes the coffee, wants to go to the beach all the time, plays like a big goofy kid at Disney, has a job with lots of freedom, and gets things done around the house...awesome! On the down side...it's hard enough to get me to go for a walk or to my doctor appointments now. If I had me giving myself more slack...that could be an issue. Sexually...ummm....not going there
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not even if you paid me..ALOT!!! i am cranky,moody,forgetful,grumpy,relunctant to see any other way than my own,forgetful(did i say that already?) a smart ass,an asshole at times,take things for granted,expect things/ppl to be a certain way,defensive about the smallest things---the list could go on,but then Jo may start wondering why she is still with me
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Based on looks alone...no. I'm not into feminine-looking women.
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It was brought to my attention by my fabulous gf that "disprespected" may or may not be a word. So....let me add to my list that PRO: while I am normally excellent at spelling (elementary school spelling bee champ, oh yeah), CON: I do tend to suck at typing, especially when trying to get a lot of thoughts out...LOL
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I would date Diva before I would date ME...
Therefore... NO I would not date me - I would run for the hills. But I would date Diva... If she would butch up (quite) a bit.
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