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When you take a power nap in the afternoon, and you wake up, and freak out because it's 3:45 (to which you think in the morning) run to the shower, brush your teeth, towel dry and grab your socks and scrubs and quickly change, only to realize that your puppy's are hungry, the sun is brightly shinning and you got ready for work after taking a thirty seven minute nap. Remembering you just got back home from work an hour ago!
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when you realize that you turned in the draft of your paper and not the final version....
(caught it before it got graded though)
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That moment when you realize you've been wearing your shirt not just inside out but backwards all day and NO ONE said a thing to you.... really?? wth??
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that awkward moment when...you are in the drive thru at mcdonalds...behind a cop....and you put your purse on the steering wheel to root for some cash...and you accidentally blow the horn
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I do that frequently. Inside out, not backwards. Usually I catch it before anyone else sees. I take a while to wake up in the morning. *yawn*
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That awkward moment when you say "So, you're one of those young doctor's that nobody trusts." to a doctor. to her face. in front of your boss. *sigh* I MEANNNTTTT "It's impressive that you became a doctor so young, I bet you have to work harder to prove yourself. Way to go!"
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This happened when I was 19...so it's funny NOW.....
I went to a clinic to get a physical so I could take my CNA class. The Dr who gave me the physical also gave me my TB test. She told me to watch the area of the injection for signs of raising, rash etc. Then said, well you may not be able to find it again...and circled it with her pen. I think my jaw dropped to the floor! I told her.. I cant BELIEVE you just did that! I could get blood poisoning!!!! She laughed and said... I think that's just something your mother told you so you wouldn't draw on yourself.... It got me wondering what OTHER nuggets of false wisdom she imparted..... |
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