M&M's

[Gráinne]

Trust this site to have a steamy thread about M&M's. I'll never eat them the same way again.

[Apocalipstic]

I am just thankful M&M's come in colors now....who all remembers the sad years when it was brown, tan, yellow and orange.

My favs now are blue, but I love them all.

[iamkeri1]

Holy Crap Softness!!!!!!!!!!!

Who woulda thunk you would need a fan to read a post about M&Ms!?!?!?!?

I agree with guihong that "I'll never eat tham the same way again."
Chocolate Smooches,
Keri

Originally Posted by softness

you know, I watch how people eat things, because I have this theory that I can imagine how they are at oral sex by the way they eat food. I even wrote an article once, about how candy can be used to help build oral skills. I read your posts and smiled. Now my turn...

I love randomness...I love to be suprised...I dont want ritual or order. I want to go with whatever I pull out of the bag. What comes next isnt what my focus is about when it comes to eating Ms. Oh no. My focus comes when its in my mouth. I put it in and let it sit in the center of my tongue until I can feel it get warm, when I can tell the hard shell start to get soft..

and I start to slowly move it, around, letting every area get a turn to soften, until all the shell is almost gone. Once you start, the process quickens because the heat that is generated quickly takes care of the M even on the spots where its not resting on the tongue..

the next step takes such patience...and self control...

the milk chocolate begins to melt and I put it on the end of my tongue and use my teeth to hold it against and I move it around, slowly licking against it, like a clit, sloughing off the warm goey milk chocolate,turning it around until all thats left is the little nut...which I spin and push against...until I flip and grind down with my back teeth...

I pause...then move on to my next divine taste...

[Gemme]

I don't like M&Ms. By themselves...itself...theirselves???

IF I eat them, and that's a big if, it will be mixed in with Great Value's Mountain Mix trail mix.

The peanut ones are better. The peanut detracts from the crappy taste of them alone.

[iamkeri1]

Gemme,
You are committing heresy! You don't like M&Ms? Horrrors!!!!
Smooches,
Keri

Originally Posted by Gemme

I don't like M&Ms. By themselves...itself...theirselves???

IF I eat them, and that's a big if, it will be mixed in with Great Value's Mountain Mix trail mix.

The peanut ones are better. The peanut detracts from the crappy taste of them alone.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by iamkeri1

Gemme,
You are committing heresy! You don't like M&Ms? Horrrors!!!!
Smooches,
Keri

Nope. I only tolerate the taste of chocolate when it's mixed with something equally strong, like peanut butter or coconut.

[iamkeri1]

To each her own - you are probably sweet enough without it. Me, I need a daily dose of chocolate to keep me sweet.
Smooches,
Keri

[Brewcityboi]

i love chocolate. I always eat the brown ones first. I thin divide all of them up by color. I eat the red and the blue ones last. The blue ones are too pretty to eat so i wait until the last possible second. The coconut m&ms are my favorite!

[prettylilgrrl]

I love the new pretzel M&M's! I separate them by color and then by size.

[Guy]

So, a serious question here

When I eat M&M's which is very rare, but have on occasion. No matter what color I eat, it all taste the same to me. Every color taste like the next.

Am I eating them wrong maybe? Maybe I don't have the distinct taste buds that are needed for M&M's or what?

[iamkeri1]

I'm having a major chocolate craving and wishing, wishing, wishing I had a handfull of M&M's.

Smooches,
Keri

[OS Butch]

LOL! I thought I was the only one that does this.....I am a closet M&M eater, I never let anybody see me do this....Well, now the whole Planet knows!

Originally Posted by iamkeri1

BUT ... given a flat surface, this is what I do.
I dump them all out, sort them into separate piles for each color. Then I make a straight line for each color, longest line on top, shortest line on the bottom. Then I start eating the colors that have the longest lines (I do also count them, as my goal is to end up with a equal number of each color.) Once the numbers are even, I eat one of each color until they are gone.

[OS Butch]

What I am really liking the new M&M commercials. The last one I saw was the one with the robbery in progress and the guy says he is gonna eat one of the hostages! The new pretzel M&M commercials are a hoot too!

[scootebaby]

i got a couple ways of eating them...sometimes by the handful and other times they have to color coordinate....i.e orange/blue red/yellow browns are always by themselves greens can go with any of the colors--except brown.....sometimes i turn them upset down and eat them as W&Ws to liven things up!

[Kobi]

Originally Posted by Guy

So, a serious question here

When I eat M&M's which is very rare, but have on occasion. No matter what color I eat, it all taste the same to me. Every color taste like the next.

Am I eating them wrong maybe? Maybe I don't have the distinct taste buds that are needed for M&M's or what?

I have never detected a different taste for each color. I thought the colors were just to make them visually appealing.

Do they really make coconut ones? I have seen the peanut, almond and pretzel ones.

[iamkeri1]

Having been treated to a bag of mini M&M's, I find I do not have the requisite level of OCD to be compelled to sort them as I do the larger ones.

I find I like them very much for a reason I would not have thought of. You get a whole bunch of them in your hand at one time. I think from years of M&M eating I am conditioned that it takes "this many" to satisfy me. The minis are a lot smaller so the "this many" amount is reached quicker, thereby taking lots less to satisfy me - so the bag last LOTS longer, LOL. Try it and see if I am the only crazy one.

Smooches,
Keri

[hpychick]

F.I.R.E.D.

Kobi is correct. All M&Ms tastes exactly the same; the colors make them visually appealing.

The only wrong way to eat an M&M is to not eat them at all. You do not need special taste buds.


::blinks::

Originally Posted by Guy

So, a serious question here

When I eat M&M's which is very rare, but have on occasion. No matter what color I eat, it all taste the same to me. Every color taste like the next.

Am I eating them wrong maybe? Maybe I don't have the distinct taste buds that are needed for M&M's or what?

[Kätzchen]

Originally Posted by Brewcityboi

i love chocolate. I always eat the brown ones first. I thin divide all of them up by color. I eat the red and the blue ones last. The blue ones are too pretty to eat so i wait until the last possible second. The coconut m&ms are my favorite!

True (coconut M&Ms)


the only ones worth eating, imo.

[Guy]

Originally Posted by Guy
So, a serious question here

When I eat M&M's which is very rare, but have on occasion. No matter what color I eat, it all taste the same to me. Every color taste like the next.

Am I eating them wrong maybe? Maybe I don't have the distinct taste buds that are needed for M&M's or what?

Originally Posted by hpychick

F.I.R.E.D.

Kobi is correct. All M&Ms tastes exactly the same; the colors make them visually appealing.

The only wrong way to eat an M&M is to not eat them at all. You do not need special taste buds.


::blinks::

Um, I was also correct as you can see in big bold.

[OS Butch]

I have to disagree....I am funny that way The green ones are the best tasting ones

OSB

Originally Posted by Guy

Originally Posted by Guy
So, a serious question here

When I eat M&M's which is very rare, but have on occasion. No matter what color I eat, it all taste the same to me. Every color taste like the next.

Am I eating them wrong maybe? Maybe I don't have the distinct taste buds that are needed for M&M's or what?








Um, I was also correct as you can see in big bold.