Shit Heard Around this House!! - Page 20

Blade · 04-15-2013, 05:51 PM

Camping buddy...I don't think I've ever seen one this hard!

Me..........

Inked_Trinity · 04-20-2013, 07:50 PM

Riding roller coasters today..... " My ass came out of the seat and my boobs out of my bra!"

midwest chick · 04-20-2013, 07:56 PM

followed by choking gasping laughter,

then,

I think I've got them back in, do they look ok?

midwest chick · 04-22-2013, 03:04 PM

(overheard at the park, while in line for a coaster)

Woman: Are they taking pictures on this one?

Man: Yes, see up there? Those are the camera flashes.

Woman: Hey!!! Anyone got a mirror? That last picture of me on the Volcano was awful--my hair was a wreck. That S**t ain't happening twice in one day

Inked_Trinity · 04-23-2013, 03:02 PM

Today....... " I've got it all lined up, just push it in"

Hollylane · 04-27-2013, 08:48 PM

Hollylane: You are wearing your "I like it face"!

Gaige: (laughing with twinkling eyes)

Hollylane: You are not supposed to wear the "I like it face" when I do my zombie voice...

always2late · 04-27-2013, 09:24 PM

"Ew..don't put your wood on my leg!!"

*The goofy Great Dane puppy loves to find fallen tree branches to chew on...then he "gifts" whoever he happens to see first by depositing doggy drool covered, chewed-up pieces on laps

Mopsie · 04-28-2013, 01:10 PM

This thread is hilarious! *subscribing*

Keep the posts coming!

RNguy · 04-29-2013, 02:33 PM

The crack of dawn this morning im not even fully awake yet

My wife : Daddy , friday we are taking chandras boys bowling and to the arcade and to the pizza place bc its their six year old birthday . Then on sat we are driving to king of prussia mall and you are taking me shopping all day bc Ive been so good , Then we are coming home sat night and doing indian food with jen and Jonathan. Then sunday , we are going to go hiking with paul and Raquel all day, Then when we come home , Raquel and I are fixing you and paul a nice dinner , Then to a movie sunday night with them , and monday we are going to the gym after work and working out Then to the park and walk , Then tuesday we will have to think of something to get into with tara and Lauren , Then Wednesday we are going to meet Laura and her partner to dinner somewhere , Then the next weekened we will go to jersey and see mom and nicole .

Me: dang baby, you didnt even pause after you said all that.

My wife : did you hear everything i said though all our plans ?

Me : um yes babe , so i should go to the bank shortly to take out alot of money bc i heard the words mall and shopping

My wife : ummmm yes Daddy exactly

CXanderRun · 04-29-2013, 02:48 PM

My aunt talking about a dress for church

Aunt: "Slit or no slit?"

Me: "I don't like the slit."

Aunt: "

"

Me: "Uh.. shit. I'm about to go to church. SHUSH!"

Aunt: "

No slit huh?

"

Me: "Lord forgive me for I am sin...

"

Hollylane · 05-03-2013, 09:13 AM

Gaige: Sorry honey, I just turned you off with my face (cellphone muted)

Hollylane: That's okay Baby, I'll make sure you make up for it later.

midwest chick · 05-03-2013, 10:59 AM

"I think I'll just pull it out now.
Then I can bring it outside and bang it"

: blink:

re: the air conditioning filter

Mopsie · 05-11-2013, 09:38 PM

*nudge* *nudge*

Here's hoping somebody's got some more stories for me ...

Hollylane · 05-11-2013, 11:16 PM

During Gaige's stay at our Oregon abode...

Gaige: "I'm not putting my clean socks on your dirty bottom" (I'm not even going to explain this one, it is just too funny all on its own)

During drawing with Daddy...

Gaige: "His face was a little funny"
Hollylane: "But his butt crack was perfect!"

Gaige:
"That's all you're getting with my finger"

"Did you like your pink rod?"

Kenna · 05-12-2013, 06:24 PM

camping buddy to passengers as we're headed back to camp..."ya'all sucked all the juice outa my slushy! !"

BoDy*ShOt · 05-17-2013, 05:04 PM

a Facebook exchange with my 19 yr old son:

son: drugs are not the answer, mother.. (he's commenting on a Marilyn Monroe quote picture thingy)

me: now who's the fun-sucker, son?!

(he called me a fun-sucker once when he was little lol)

son: And the tables turn. Soon I'll be changing your diapers you old fart

*blink* LMHO!!

Inked_Trinity · 05-24-2013, 04:30 PM

Me: "Wow, I have Sunday off. I'm not going to know how to act."
Her: "What's so different.... you don't know how to act anyway!"

Hollylane · 05-25-2013, 11:33 PM

Hollylane: I couldn't get Chessie to respond to "leave it" or "drop it", so I taught him "givey", he understands "givey" really well!

Gaige: You should teach him the words "Drop it Hon" or "Leave it, Hon", he'd understand that.

Hollylane: Why? Because he'd be so appalled by the Baltimore pronunciation of "Hon"?

Gaige: No, it would be natural for him, because he's a Chesapeake Bay Retriever.

midwest chick · 05-29-2013, 07:56 AM

"Get your hairy ass out of my face!" wth? I'm way over here, and I'm waxed
(muttering'fucking cats')

maryam · 05-29-2013, 02:13 PM

"I tried to fit in all the Big Bangs I could!"

04-15-2013, 05:51 PM	#381
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,414 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Camping buddy...I don't think I've ever seen one this hard! Me.......... __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

04-20-2013, 07:50 PM	#382
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Riding roller coasters today..... " My ass came out of the seat and my boobs out of my bra!" __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

04-20-2013, 07:56 PM	#383
midwest chick Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: here. Posts: 398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,201 Thanked 1,678 Times in 338 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	^^^^^^^^^ followed by choking gasping laughter, then, I think I've got them back in, do they look ok?

04-23-2013, 03:02 PM	#385
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Today....... " I've got it all lined up, just push it in" __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

04-27-2013, 09:24 PM	#387
always2late Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: m'lady Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 2,000 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,231 Times in 1,462 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	"Ew..don't put your wood on my leg!!" The goofy Great Dane puppy loves to find fallen tree branches to chew on...then he "gifts" whoever he happens to see first by depositing doggy drool covered, chewed-up pieces on laps __________________ Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there ~ Rumi*

04-22-2013, 03:04 PM	#384
midwest chick Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: here. Posts: 398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,201 Thanked 1,678 Times in 338 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	(overheard at the park, while in line for a coaster) Woman: Are they taking pictures on this one? Man: Yes, see up there? Those are the camera flashes. Woman: Hey!!! Anyone got a mirror? That last picture of me on the Volcano was awful--my hair was a wreck. That S**t ain't happening twice in one day

04-27-2013, 08:48 PM	#386
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04-28-2013, 01:10 PM	#388
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04-29-2013, 02:33 PM	#389
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04-29-2013, 02:48 PM	#390
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05-03-2013, 09:13 AM	#391
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05-03-2013, 10:59 AM	#392
midwest chick Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: here. Posts: 398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,201 Thanked 1,678 Times in 338 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	"I think I'll just pull it out now. Then I can bring it outside and bang it" : blink: re: the air conditioning filter

05-11-2013, 09:38 PM	#393
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05-11-2013, 11:16 PM	#394
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,361 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	During Gaige's stay at our Oregon abode... Gaige: "I'm not putting my clean socks on your dirty bottom" (I'm not even going to explain this one, it is just too funny all on its own) During drawing with Daddy... Gaige: "His face was a little funny" Hollylane: "But his butt crack was perfect!" Gaige: "That's all you're getting with my finger" "Did you like your pink rod?"

05-12-2013, 06:24 PM	#395
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05-17-2013, 05:04 PM	#396
BoDyShOt Member How Do You Identify?: Queer. Femme. Preferred Pronoun?: girl ones Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Twin Cities Posts: 1,020 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,460 Thanked 2,096 Times in 532 Posts Rep Power*: 21474853	a Facebook exchange with my 19 yr old son: son: drugs are not the answer, mother.. (he's commenting on a Marilyn Monroe quote picture thingy) me: now who's the fun-sucker, son?! (he called me a fun-sucker once when he was little lol) son: And the tables turn. Soon I'll be changing your diapers you old fart blink LMHO!! __________________ ...not your average betty.

05-24-2013, 04:30 PM	#397
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Me: "Wow, I have Sunday off. I'm not going to know how to act." Her: "What's so different.... you don't know how to act anyway!" __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

05-25-2013, 11:33 PM	#398
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,361 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Hollylane: I couldn't get Chessie to respond to "leave it" or "drop it", so I taught him "givey", he understands "givey" really well! Gaige: You should teach him the words "Drop it Hon" or "Leave it, Hon", he'd understand that. Hollylane: Why? Because he'd be so appalled by the Baltimore pronunciation of "Hon"? Gaige: No, it would be natural for him, because he's a Chesapeake Bay Retriever.

05-29-2013, 07:56 AM	#399
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05-29-2013, 02:13 PM	#400
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