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02-11-2011, 10:37 AM
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human 
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02-11-2011, 04:35 PM
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very married lesbian couple-there are two of us that use this site 
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Location: pa
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some of the comedy routines on AOL radio....
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02-11-2011, 05:59 PM
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Senior Member
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A mixity Preferred Pronoun?:
whatever Relationship Status:
chillin 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: in a really really cute little place
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The ding-dang cat ran up the wall and bounced off the ceiling!!! Bout scared herself to death. It was pretty funny...and she settled down for awhile after that.
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02-11-2011, 06:18 PM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She, her, babygirl, Relationship Status:
Completely smitten... 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Southern girl stuck somewhere in the middle
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Being Teacher In Charge today while "Science Alive" came for a visit....Having to hunt and chase an armadillo that got lose and escaped the classroom
LOL
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02-13-2011, 07:22 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Transgender Preferred Pronoun?:
He Relationship Status:
UNattainable 
 Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Feeling the ocean breeze...
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The girl jumping and grabbing my hand while at the movies...She actually made me jump once or twice LOL
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"There's something to be said for not saying anything"
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02-14-2011, 12:10 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
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I am visiting my 81 year old Mother. Part of the morning ritual is sharing the newspaper over breakfast. One of the articles today was about the Fetish Convention held in downtown Providence this weekend complete with photos. Her response to it? "Hm, people are so much more adventurous in my day". Followed by, "didn't our german shepherd have a collar like that?"
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02-14-2011, 11:39 PM
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Infamous Member
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I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
Posts: 6,627
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I drove past one of the local bbq restaurants today and saw that they had their Valentine message up on the board out front. It read "Pork the one you love". I almost hit the ditch laughing...lol
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02-21-2011, 03:08 PM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
High Femme Queer Feminist Preferred Pronoun?:
she, her 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Portland Metro, Oregon
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02-24-2011, 11:47 AM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
TG Preferred Pronoun?:
He Relationship Status:
once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Down on the farm
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someone telling me they didn't want my little boy cooties. ROFLMAO!!! Yes I'm still sick, but hopefully not still contagious, and spreading my little boy cooties around.
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03-02-2011, 02:04 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Relationship Status:
A very happy Mr. Grumpy Cat Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Neither here or there
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03-02-2011, 03:43 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
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03-02-2011, 03:50 PM
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Mentally Delicious
How Do You Identify?:
Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?:
Mme. Relationship Status:
Married to JD. 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Atlanta
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My eyes are big pumpking pies.
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03-02-2011, 04:08 PM
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Timed Out - Permanent
How Do You Identify?:
decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?:
other 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Patrick Springs, VA
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03-02-2011, 04:17 PM
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Timed Out - Permanent
How Do You Identify?:
decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?:
other
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Location: Patrick Springs, VA
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As there are no real restaurants in our area, and no other jobs to speak of, I fill my days working as the office manager at a locally owned Tire / Auto Repair shop.
A woman drops off her daughters car ( she lives behind the shop) and I advise her to park it under one of the open shelters since it has the back window busted out of it, that way if it rains, it may help with any rain damage. ( Note: she was not scheduled to bring the car in until tomorrow anyway.) As she is giving me her keys to mark and hang on the key rack, she mentions that she locked one of the front doors, but couldn't reach the other door, asking if we would mind "locking it up because her daughter has a bunch of jewelry and stuff in there". I look at her rather perplexed, but offer an "em, yeah.... Ok?!" She smiles and leaves. The really nice well mannered lady in the waiting area has overheard all of this and is watching me as I watch the other lady leave and says " is she for fucking real??????" I about pissed cause that is exactly what was going through my head. " HEY LADY.. YOUR PIECE OF CRAP HAS NO BACK WINDOW!!!! WHY BOTHER LOCKING IT???" Anyway, that was my funny today. I just can't believe folks sometimes..LOL |
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03-02-2011, 08:40 PM
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Member
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I AM JUST PJ PERIOD Preferred Pronoun?:
who cares Relationship Status:
is my life that interesting or is yours that lame????? 
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watching my 16 year old nephew try and ask a girl for a date...priceless...
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03-02-2011, 08:46 PM
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Senior Member
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Queer..femme.. .babygirl...girl Preferred Pronoun?:
Female Ones... Relationship Status:
Enjoying life but ready to meet someone Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Portland Oregon
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A post on a submissive group I belong to.. The lady was looking up whips on amazon... WHILE she was working at a library... on online chat with a customer answering a question on how to spell something...
YEP.. She sent the link for the whip instead of the word she was trying to spell. OOOPPSSS .
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03-04-2011, 03:04 PM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
human Preferred Pronoun?:
X Relationship Status:
Happily enjoying my life
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Roaming around the DMV
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I looked outside a few minutes ago and there were about a hundred birds swarming around our two bird feeders. I guess word got out, lol
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03-06-2011, 12:16 AM
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Mentally Delicious
How Do You Identify?:
Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?:
Mme. Relationship Status:
Married to JD.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 10,446
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Jackhammer recounting her dream to me.
Jack: "Honey, I had a dream last night that Cinderella was helping me get on a ride so that I could get back to you" Me: "WHAT? Cinderella? Like a cartoon or a real Cinderella?" Jack: "A real one. She had a wand and everything" Me: "BWAAAAHHAAAAAAA. Babe, I don't think Cinderella ever had a wand, BWAAHHHAAAAAAAAAA" Jack, very seriously: "Well this one did" Me: Hysterical laughter Jack: "She was a really nice Cinderella" Me: More hysterical laughter Jack : "It's not funny, I was upset" Me, spewing coke all over the dining room.
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03-06-2011, 12:25 AM
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Senior Member
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femme Preferred Pronoun?:
she/they Relationship Status:
single 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: pa
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Ami: (finish laughing) My mom called me Cinderella when I was young Corkey: Cinderellie Ami: Don't .gif "Say What?")
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