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Old 03-30-2011, 07:44 AM   #4141
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I had a song stuck in my head this mornin', so I youtube'd it, and blasted the music while gettin ready to go out



The pooch spent half his time with head tilted, then got hyper, probably wonderin' "wtf ?!? i cant dial 9-1-1, wait, can I dance toooo?"

His own version of spastic Dancin' made me smile, and laugh...

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Old 03-30-2011, 01:48 PM   #4142
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This was just too damn cute!

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a notice in the mail and a phone call from the clinic!
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I LOVE it when people say the word "shit" in conjunction with something.

I just busted out laughing because a coworker was talking about someone "going apeshit" and then Dapper posted something in another thread about someone having a "shitload" of kids. Cheap laughs! Love them~!
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This made me smile thinking of a chocolate loving friend I am missing

Why Chocolate is better than sex

1. You can GET chocolate.

2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

8. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

9. You can have chocolate on your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

11. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

12. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

14. Good chocolate is easy to find.

15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

17. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

18. With chocolate size doesn't matter.
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:15 PM   #4146
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The answer to that question. Mmhm.

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Seeing how happy Lisa was when I made her a special scrapbooking item....:}
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Great morning, coffee, phone calls and then out to run errands.
Now waiting on Pizza and thinking of what movie we want to watch.

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this did, makes me wonder what they are sayin to each other


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I was shown these vids after a long talk about Owls [one of maybe..3 Birds I admire]





Awesome...
[second one's kinda...funny...weird]
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I am the secret keeper!

This morning my sister told me the *name* of my (soon-to-be) first nephew.

I am the only one who knows!

I keep saying his name out loud and smiling!
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people who love me, despite me.
another all day outside storm.
mending broken wings.
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Maybe it was a you had to be there moment but I wanted to share anyway...
I am a nail tech, today I was rebalancing the other nail techs nails for her...
The whole time she keeps trying to touch her face, her arm, you name it...
I say rather loudly... *Can you please stop touching yourself for a moment?*
*blink*
*smirk*
*giggle*
I continue with her service...
I finally finish and she says... *Can I touch myself now?*
Couldn't help myself... *By all means you can touch yourself now*
We could not stop laughing, tears were running down our faces...
I smiled all the way home...
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