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Old 01-15-2014, 04:59 PM   #401
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Its not a smart idea to move a queen size bed by urself with cracked ribs & slipped disk is lower back.. "ouch"...
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Old 01-20-2014, 06:59 PM   #406
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Contain your zeal.
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