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Old 10-23-2010, 07:24 PM   #421
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If we have gone over this little tid-bit...I would like to re-enforce it.


DO NOT blow up the following with messages...email..voice mail..text messaging..."hoo" messenger (or anything therein related)..and of course mutual friend's messaging systems.

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Old 10-25-2010, 01:28 PM   #422
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If your beloved does not answer the phone immediately, do not call 6 times, then try their home phone, texts and any other phone with might be near them. Give them a chance to get back with you.

and...this one is important!

Under NO circumstances call their PARENTS or EXES looking for them.
EVER, I don't care if there is an earthquake....E.V.E.R.

If you call me 3 times in a row..somebody better be DEAD or on fire.
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Do not go though your beloved's phone and demand to know who each person in the address book is.

Do not read their texts.

Do not go through their stuff.

and.....

Do not go through their emails.

If you even tempted, you are too insecure for me and probably to ever be in a successful relationship with anyone normal.
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Old 10-25-2010, 01:33 PM   #424
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If you wanna be friends, fine, but do NOT keep rubbing in my face how awesomely in love with your new schmoopie pie you are, K?
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Don't treat me nice when no one is around, then use me as the butt of your jokes when we are with your friends. Then tell me to lighten up ,it's just a joke. Don't tell me what you think I want to hear when we first start dating. That's not fair to me. Because I am forming my opinion and my assessments of you will be skewed. Not to mention my disappointment when I final figure out you misrepresented yourself.
Don't be irresponsible and then wonder why I don't trust you. Don't come over my house when you have had too much to drink and then want to be intimate.
When you say and do things that destroy my trust and diminish and discount our relationship, don't call me a cold hearted bitch, because my heart is broken and my guard is up.
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Don't come over my house when you have had too much to drink and then want to be intimate.
There's a song about that, it goes something like this:

Don't come home a drinkin' with lovin' on yer mind
Just stay out there on the town and see what you can find
Cuz if you want that kind of love then ya don't need none of mine
So don't come home a'drinkin' with lovin' on yer mind.



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don't ask for anything you're not willing to do/give yourself.

don't tell me what i want to hear and then get upset when i ask why you didn't follow through.

i will defend you and our relationship, i expect the same.

don't tell me constantly how you don't deserve me. it stopped being flattering the first time. i like you and i want to be with you, accept that.

don't talk about your ex all the time, or i will start mentioning mine, and neither is a topic either of us really want to have, yes?

don't cut me off when i am talking or be abrupt with me. i don't respond well to rudeness.

don't consider my loyalty as permission to walk over my emotions and feelings and think i won't do anything about it.

when i'm quiet, chances are i am dealing with some inner conflict, and i will talk it out when i'm ready to.

don't lead me on. if we're not on the same page, i need to know this, and agreeing with what i say to avoid hurt will only make it worse in the end.

don't talk about having a child with me if you're not serious. i want to be a mother some day, even if it's becoming a step-mother to my partner's child.

don't grope me when i am angry, especially if i am angry at you.. it results in me contemplating if the jail time is worth hitting you with a frying pan
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Do Not try and change who I am. Accept me for me or dont accept me at all
And yes, that means I have flaws.

If you dont like my friends for some reason, dont be rude to them when they are around. And know they were there long before you got there.

Dont put me in position to ever have to choose between my girl or my friends. I will choose my friends every time.

Dont expect me to let you into my bank account.

Im very loyal and will stand by your side through anything. But this never gives you permission to test me to see how loyal I am.
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Never repeat the same words you used in the last relationship. This goes along with bringing up the ex over and over.

Never allow the ex and your partner to become buddy, buddy unless you have been very very honest.

Never Allow yourself to be unhappy, life is too short.
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Do not talk about your ex. Period. Unless you are directly asked, then keep it short and honest. There is nothing worse than hearing about who you have replaced. Especially if it is all bad. It makes me think you get off talking down about people. Big turn off.
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