Corny jokes - Page 22

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-20-2014, 01:29 AM

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

De brie flew everywhere.

puddin' · 06-20-2014, 03:12 PM

a hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer.
barkeep looks at him and says "sorry mate, we don't serve food.

BestButchBoy · 06-20-2014, 04:12 PM

An AmFIBian.

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-21-2014, 05:22 AM

"I have a leak in my boat!" Tommy cried balefully.

BestButchBoy · 06-21-2014, 07:11 AM

They're for the cold cuts.

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-22-2014, 05:53 AM

Darn kids! I had to take one to the hospital because somehow he got 6 plastic horses stuck up his ass. Doctors described his condition as stable.

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-22-2014, 06:07 PM

Mormegil · 06-22-2014, 06:55 PM

A white horse walks into a bar, he goes up to the counter and the bartender turns and says " Hey we have a whiskey named after you!" The horse replies " What? Kevin?"

Candelion · 06-22-2014, 07:14 PM

A twin came home from a late date and told her sister, "We're not identical any more."

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-23-2014, 05:10 AM

"Why I like cantaloupe" by Melanie Flavour

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-23-2014, 05:20 PM

gotoseagrl · 06-23-2014, 05:21 PM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-24-2014, 05:07 AM

vagina · 06-25-2014, 01:08 AM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-25-2014, 05:32 AM

MysticOceansFL · 06-25-2014, 11:18 AM

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?"
The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?"
Well, it says you"re not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing"s an hour fast."

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-26-2014, 05:07 AM

gotoseagrl · 06-26-2014, 10:28 PM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-27-2014, 07:08 AM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-27-2014, 11:48 PM

06-20-2014, 03:12 PM	#422
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06-20-2014, 04:12 PM	#423
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,438 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	What do you call a lying frog? An AmFIBian.

06-21-2014, 07:11 AM	#425
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,438 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Why are there band-aids in the refrigerator? They're for the cold cuts.

06-22-2014, 06:55 PM	#428
Mormegil Junior Member How Do You Identify?: just myself Preferred Pronoun?: meh Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2014 Location: pensacola , FL Posts: 64 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 31 Thanked 184 Times in 50 Posts Rep Power: 1853354	A white horse walks into a bar, he goes up to the counter and the bartender turns and says " Hey we have a whiskey named after you!" The horse replies " What? Kevin?" __________________ "All is full of love"

06-23-2014, 05:21 PM	#432
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06-20-2014, 01:29 AM	#421
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06-21-2014, 05:22 AM	#424
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06-22-2014, 05:53 AM	#426
Happy_Go_Lucky Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?: Handsome devil you. Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Anywhere I want to be Posts: 677 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,203 Thanked 3,365 Times in 627 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Darn kids! I had to take one to the hospital because somehow he got 6 plastic horses stuck up his ass. Doctors described his condition as stable.

06-22-2014, 06:07 PM	#427
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06-22-2014, 07:14 PM	#429
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06-23-2014, 05:10 AM	#430
Happy_Go_Lucky Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?: Handsome devil you. Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Anywhere I want to be Posts: 677 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,203 Thanked 3,365 Times in 627 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	"Why I like cantaloupe" by Melanie Flavour

06-23-2014, 05:20 PM	#431
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06-24-2014, 05:07 AM	#433
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06-25-2014, 01:08 AM	#434
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06-25-2014, 05:32 AM	#435
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06-25-2014, 11:18 AM	#436
MysticOceansFL Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Preferred Pronoun?: People call me by my nic name. Relationship Status: Not Single, Not Desperate. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 3,833 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,645 Thanked 4,033 Times in 1,720 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?" The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?" Well, it says you"re not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing"s an hour fast." __________________ Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation. It is said, " Some lives are linked across time..... Connected by an ancient calling that echoes through the ages "......

06-26-2014, 05:07 AM	#437
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06-26-2014, 10:28 PM	#438
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06-27-2014, 07:08 AM	#439
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06-27-2014, 11:48 PM	#440
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