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Old 04-08-2016, 09:28 AM   #441
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I lost my wallet, have you seen it?

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To my g/f yesterday: "Good Morning, Sexy!"

Response: "I think you have the wrong number" and I did lol
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Old 04-08-2016, 03:23 PM   #443
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My sister telling me she is getting her BC out and trying for a baby.

She also thought it would be a good idea for me to have one as well.
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Old 06-15-2016, 10:34 PM   #445
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it said, "thank you for nailing it"
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(my sister)" if you are in the mood, let's go out to dinner" (Seriously Sis? going out is always amazing!)
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A picture of a cherry pie my best friend friend made from scratch today. Too bad she lives halfway across the country.
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My best friend text me about a customer complaint she was informed of today at work. It made me laugh.
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Old 06-29-2016, 05:05 PM   #452
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Take time to stop and smell the brisket. Haha!

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I have received atleast 30 texts this morning all before 8:00am on my sick day. Here are some of the best;

I love you
Take care
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Drink whiskey for pain
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More fun texts for the day.
Pretty daddy
I love you daddy

Both from a dear buddy. Haha

Now if I could only figure out how to get a femme to send me texts like that life would be yummy.
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My mom told me she found my former babysitter on Facebook...

I sent her a friend request...lol I'm boggled
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Best txt today is my every morning txt from my mother.. Always says .. Good morning hope you have a good day.. Love you ..mom ...as if I don't know who it's from to begin with she's has to put love you mom. Lol. No txt could ever beat the ones from my mother
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More fun texts for the day.
Pretty daddy
I love you daddy

Both from a dear buddy. Haha

Now if I could only figure out how to get a femme to send me texts like that life would be yummy.
Ya, you and me both Chad
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"I think I might stalk you tomorrow."
(But, she's cool. So, no worries.)
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I griped to my mother briefly about a coworker, and told her I just keep my face as neutral as possible when she's in full flap. Mom texted back, "Yep, it's your best defense against even the biggest jizz-trumpet!" My 60yo, Catholic, retired schoolteacher mother.
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My accent isn't sick. I said fake Siri. OK I give up. My accent is not Fick LMFAO.
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