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Old 11-16-2010, 11:39 AM   #4701
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Kiba is now eating a fish & sweet potato dog food (he has an ultra sensitive digestive system) that make his poots smell fishy. yay me.
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Old 11-16-2010, 11:59 AM   #4703
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Yeah for me the cpap people are coming to sell me the mask and the machine so I can sleep now well it will be for a while until I get used to the damn thing but hopefully I will be on the mend. HOpefully insurance will take care of the cost because I have no money for it..I want the best one too.
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Old 11-16-2010, 01:01 PM   #4704
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After using a hammer to bust up a television, a Florida football widow allegedly turned the tool on her live-in boyfriend, striking the NFL fan in the face as he was watching last night’s Patriots-Steelers game, police report.

Byrdie Davis, 47, was collared at around 10:30 last night after allegedly dropping the hammer on the right side of beau Andrew Rosa’s face. Davis was charged with felony aggravated battery for the attack on Rosa, who suffered a laceration under his right eye. Davis and Rosa, cops noted, have been dating for 16 years.

According to a sheriff’s report excerpted here, Rosa was “laying in the living room watching football” when Davis came in and “began to yell at him about watching football.” She then allegedly retrieved a hammer from the kitchen and, in succession, attacked a television set and her boyfriend.

Rosa then left the couple’s home and called cops. Davis, pictured in the above mug shot, was later arrested and booked into the county jail, where she is currently being held.
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Old 11-16-2010, 02:05 PM   #4705
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After using a hammer to bust up a television, a Florida football widow allegedly turned the tool on her live-in boyfriend, striking the NFL fan in the face as he was watching last night’s Patriots-Steelers game, police report.

Byrdie Davis, 47, was collared at around 10:30 last night after allegedly dropping the hammer on the right side of beau Andrew Rosa’s face. Davis was charged with felony aggravated battery for the attack on Rosa, who suffered a laceration under his right eye. Davis and Rosa, cops noted, have been dating for 16 years.

According to a sheriff’s report excerpted here, Rosa was “laying in the living room watching football” when Davis came in and “began to yell at him about watching football.” She then allegedly retrieved a hammer from the kitchen and, in succession, attacked a television set and her boyfriend.

Rosa then left the couple’s home and called cops. Davis, pictured in the above mug shot, was later arrested and booked into the county jail, where she is currently being held.


She must have been a disappointed Steelers fan.


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I just got a T-Mobile myTouch 3G slide, which is like an iPhone, only without the crappy AT&T service. I love this phone! I feel like I have magick at my finger tips! Yes, I'm a techno geek.
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