Today Is..... - Page 24

NJFemmie · 01-27-2010, 07:14 AM

The "to go" model .... *knee slap* (get it?!?! "to go"???)

(I'm hearing crickets)

The redneck version of executive washrooms ...

Stomach viruses are no longer an excuse for staying home ....

NJFemmie · 01-27-2010, 07:23 AM

Diva · 01-27-2010, 07:44 AM

I was suspicious that the Punching O' The Clock would take a back seat (get it? SEAT??? ) with NJ.....ROFL!

NJFemmie · 01-27-2010, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

I was suspicious that the Punching O' The Clock would take a back seat (get it? SEAT??? ) with NJ.....ROFL!

I didn't find anything worthy of posting for that ... I kept finding ... uhhh ... crap! (get it?!?! crap?!?! crapper!?!?! need to sit on a seat?!?!?) but I'm still on the lookout.

Just_G · 01-27-2010, 12:15 PM

What a bunch of Thomas Crap this is!

NJFemmie · 01-27-2010, 12:17 PM

I see someone doesn't appreciate the concept of a good crapper ....

Diva · 01-27-2010, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

I see someone doesn't appreciate the concept of a good crapper ....

Dear gay......that's Barney, my neighbor.....he NEVER puts the lid down.

NJFemmie · 01-27-2010, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

Dear gay......that's Barney, my neighbor.....he NEVER puts the lid down.

LMAO ... oh my gawd woman, you are twisted. (and need to move).

Diva · 01-27-2010, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

LMAO ... oh my gawd woman, you are twisted. (and need to move).

I think You should move HERE! There's a vacant trailer....it's all pimped out and everything! It's got a baby jeebus still on the front porch! They took the manger.

NJFemmie · 01-27-2010, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

I think You should move HERE! There's a vacant trailer....it's all pimped out and everything! It's got a baby jeebus still on the front porch! They took the manger.

Hey sister, I don't need Barney as my neighbor ... I just got used to my whack-a-loon neighbors... (But the baby jeebus on the front porch is somewhat appealing....)

Gemme · 01-27-2010, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

TODAY

~January 27th~

is

National Punch The Clock Day

and

dear gay, help me
National Thomas Crapper Day

I can hardly wait to see what NJ comes up with on THIS one!

I punched the clock (it hurt) and appreciated Thomas Crapper's crafty work (it hurt a bit less).

So, I guess I'm done for the day......

Diva · 01-28-2010, 07:21 AM

TODAY

~January 28th~

is

National Kazoo Day

National Clash Day

&

National Rattlesnake Round~Up Day
In Texas, there are celebrations galore!

NJFemmie · 01-28-2010, 09:02 AM

... and sorry... I don't like snakes. Ew.
Might get back to you, re: kazoo.

Diva · 01-28-2010, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

... and sorry... I don't like snakes. Ew.
Might get back to you, re: kazoo.

I have no earthly idea! And I'm with YOU.....snakes...ICK!

NJFemmie · 01-28-2010, 09:29 AM

Now THAT'S CLASH!

Diva · 01-28-2010, 09:31 AM

That's Barney's wife, NJ.

NJFemmie · 01-28-2010, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

That's Barney's wife, NJ.

LMAO ... omg, am I sensing an omen ....?

Diva · 01-28-2010, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

LMAO ... omg, am I sensing an omen ....?

Or an "Oh, mAAAAAANNNNNN!"

NJFemmie · 01-28-2010, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

Or an "Oh, mAAAAAANNNNNN!"

You know, oddly enough, I can see them together.
(Thus proving, love is blind).
God bless 'em.

Just_G · 01-28-2010, 11:30 AM

I once saw a video with a woman doing "things" with a kazoo

....have not wanted to play one since then.

Snakes...yick.

I DID hear that today is also national blueberry pancake day. YUM!

01-27-2010, 07:14 AM	#461
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Ah yes, the God of Porcelain Gods! The "to go" model .... knee slap (get it?!?! "to go"???) (I'm hearing crickets) The redneck version of executive washrooms ... Stomach viruses are no longer an excuse for staying home .... __________________

01-27-2010, 07:23 AM	#462
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________

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Just_G Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Switch, Comedian...G...whichever. Preferred Pronoun?: He....with an e! Relationship Status: I'll take kinky & twisted for $200, Alex!! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the middle Posts: 2,281 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 874 Thanked 6,165 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	What a bunch of Thomas Crap this is! __________________ Happy are those who dream and are ready to pay the price to make them come true!

01-27-2010, 12:17 PM	#466
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I see someone doesn't appreciate the concept of a good crapper .... __________________

01-28-2010, 09:02 AM	#473
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	This one? ... and sorry... I don't like snakes. Ew. Might get back to you, re: kazoo. __________________

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Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	*I was suspicious that the Punching O' The Clock would take a back seat (get it? SEAT??? ) with NJ.....ROFL!*

01-28-2010, 07:21 AM	#472
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	TODAY ~January 28th~ is National Kazoo Day National Clash Day & National Rattlesnake Round~Up Day In Texas, there are celebrations galore!

01-28-2010, 09:29 AM	#475
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	or this ....... ?? Now THAT'S CLASH! __________________

01-28-2010, 09:31 AM	#476
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	*That's Barney's wife, NJ.*

01-28-2010, 11:30 AM	#480
Just_G Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Switch, Comedian...G...whichever. Preferred Pronoun?: He....with an e! Relationship Status: I'll take kinky & twisted for $200, Alex!! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the middle Posts: 2,281 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 874 Thanked 6,165 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I once saw a video with a woman doing "things" with a kazoo ....have not wanted to play one since then. Snakes...yick. I DID hear that today is also national blueberry pancake day. YUM! __________________ Happy are those who dream and are ready to pay the price to make them come true!