Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It - Page 245

Diva · 11-22-2010, 10:11 PM

Just had a wonderful evening with my BFF....she curled my hair with her steam rollers and coiffed my bouf.....that was so nice. And she didn't even flinch when I had to blow my nose!

Then she drove me (I think to get me out of the house and eat something other than soup!) for BBQ.....I could TASTE it!!!

Thank You, Sissy! I love You!!!

morningstar55 · 11-23-2010, 05:42 AM

... hey yep im drinking out of the ACDC cup again this morning.. this is the back side of it.. hmmm wait.. is it really the back side or the front side..??? lol pondering thought.... lol have a good day everyone

asphaltcowboi · 11-23-2010, 08:00 AM

lol im thinkin i should buy a air ticket "chaep one" then go to the airport packin with nuthin but my robe covering.

tuffboi29 · 11-23-2010, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by cody

lol im thinkin i should buy a air ticket "chaep one" then go to the airport packin with nuthin but my robe covering.

I will SO meet you there.
I have the ugliest 1980's brown robe.

Think they would X-ray us and find our packs?

...'Cause I want to see the looks on their faces.....

tuffboi29 · 11-23-2010, 09:59 AM

It's REALLY this easy????

http://wins.failblog.org/2010/11/12/...of-reggae-win/

JustJo · 11-23-2010, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Rook

50 secrets your Pilot wont tell you:

#12 - “There’s no such thing as a water landing. It’s called crashing into the ocean.” -Pilot, South Carolina

#14 “Most of you wouldn’t consider going down the highway at 60 miles an hour without your seat belt fastened. But when we’re hurtling through the air at 500 miles an hour and we turn off the seat belt sign, half of you take your seat belts off. But if we hit a little air pocket, your head will be on the ceiling.” -Captain at a major airline

#15 “If you’re going to recline your seat, for God’s sake, please check behind you first. You have no idea how many laptops are broken every year by boorish passengers who slam their seat back with total disregard to what’s going on behind them.” -John Nance

#16 “There is no safest place to sit. In one accident, the people in the back are dead; in the next, it’s the people up front.” -John Nance

#20 “We don’t make you stow your laptop because we’re worried about electronic interference. It’s about having a projectile on your lap. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to get hit in the head by a MacBook going 200 miles per hour.” -Patrick Smith

Amen!

I just flew back from AZ from a business trip and, I kid you not, the idiot in front of me let her son (probably age 3 or 4) STAND in front of his sister (maybe 7 or 8) because they both wanted to look out the window during landing.

Idiot husband, sitting on the other side of the plane with the rest of the kids said "hold his arm honey, he'll be fine."

Really?

Morons shouldn't have children.
I kept praying we had a smooth landing, because I really didn't want to see a couple young children die or get seriously injured right in front of me.

Note to idiots: If the flight attendants are sitting down and strapped in, there's a really good reason. Sit your ass down (and make sure your kids are too)!

las68 · 11-23-2010, 11:19 AM

Today my Wii fitness age is 43! I'm 42, so I'm getting there. My goal is 18. LMAO! Now if I could just get my mojo back....

justkim · 11-23-2010, 01:57 PM

Today after the store opened it was crazy... Seriously... dress your dang children before you take them out in 30 degree weather... On another note... I was over in between toys and infants and this little girl is trailing behind her mom... She stops dead in her tracks... and says..."I have to pee!" she gets this look on her face and hangs her head... "I peed..." I had to turn around so that she didn't see me laugh... Her mom never once acknowledged her... I wanted to pick up the nearest heavy item and throw it at her... I am so that I am on the front end this Friday working registers... I did however manage to not break any nails today or stab myself with my *safety* razor...

dixie · 11-23-2010, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by las68

Today my Wii fitness age is 43! I'm 42, so I'm getting there. My goal is 18. LMAO! Now if I could just get my mojo back....

When we first got ours it told me my fitness age was 86. I'm 31. I'm askeered to ask it now, since I've been back off the exercise for a while...

dixie · 11-23-2010, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by tuffboi29

It's REALLY this easy????

http://wins.failblog.org/2010/11/12/...of-reggae-win/

I was trying to rep you to say "omg that's too cute" but my computer went a little haywire and I think all it ended up saying is "omg tha"

Guy · 11-23-2010, 02:26 PM

scootebaby · 11-23-2010, 02:28 PM

happy that my sweetie figured out sprinkler system...however by her doing that looks like im gonna have to electric mow the yard(didnt even realize they made those kinda lawnmowers) yay for me

JustJo · 11-23-2010, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by scootebaby

happy that my sweetie figured out sprinkler system...however by her doing that looks like im gonna have to electric mow the yard(didnt even realize they made those kinda lawnmowers) yay for me

Electric mowers rock baby....they're quiet and easy to start.
Just don't run over the extension cord.

Leigh · 11-23-2010, 02:43 PM

My back can stop hurting any day now

lipstixgal · 11-23-2010, 02:48 PM

The dog ran off today and had some fun and then proceeded to run into the street we live in a NYC suburb with a Blvd full of traffic I can't have this!! Its too much for me. bad dog

morningstar55 · 11-23-2010, 03:19 PM

lipstixgal · 11-23-2010, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Guy

This is too funny!! I have dogs and they would love some turkey...

lipstixgal · 11-23-2010, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby

happy that my sweetie figured out sprinkler system...however by her doing that looks like im gonna have to electric mow the yard(didnt even realize they made those kinda lawnmowers) yay for me

You have a sprinkler system wow that's some house and a pool too. Yes lawn mowers are electric but you have to worry about the cord!!

JakeTulane · 11-23-2010, 03:52 PM

Heard from My sister in My bathroom - "You need some magazines in here"

morningstar55 · 11-23-2010, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JakeTulane

Heard from My sister in My bathroom - "You need some magazines in here"

...she's right.... lol
keep some of my old readers digest in mine.

11-23-2010, 05:42 AM	#4882
morningstar55 Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme,she Preferred Pronoun?: she,her, Relationship Status: very single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: western NY Posts: 3,809 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,280 Thanked 4,240 Times in 1,845 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	... hey yep im drinking out of the ACDC cup again this morning.. this is the back side of it.. hmmm wait.. is it really the back side or the front side..??? lol pondering thought.... lol have a good day everyone __________________ -------------------------------------------- life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who dont, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance take it... if it changes your life let it.

11-23-2010, 08:00 AM	#4883
asphaltcowboi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Relationship Status: HAPPY Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ..... Posts: 1,509 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,367 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,042 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	lol im thinkin i should buy a air ticket "chaep one" then go to the airport packin with nuthin but my robe covering. __________________

11-23-2010, 09:59 AM	#4885
tuffboi29 Member How Do You Identify?: Queer..in the queer deffinition of the queer meaning of the queer word... Preferred Pronoun?: Mr. SuperTuff Relationship Status: Things happen... Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 483 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 894 Thanked 684 Times in 293 Posts Rep Power: 93006	The Power of Reggae.... It's REALLY this easy???? http://wins.failblog.org/2010/11/12/...of-reggae-win/ __________________ "Today we would pass through the scenes of our youth like travelers. We are burnt up by hard facts; like tradesmen we understand distinctions, and like butchers, necessities. We are no longer untroubled - we are indifferent. We might exist there; but, should we really live there?" ~Erich Maria Remarque "All Quiet on the Western Front" http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4605968_n.jpg

11-23-2010, 11:19 AM	#4887
las68 Junior Member How Do You Identify?: soft butch tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: hey you! Relationship Status: single Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: conway arkansas Posts: 47 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22 Thanked 29 Times in 12 Posts Rep Power: 645	making progress!! Today my Wii fitness age is 43! I'm 42, so I'm getting there. My goal is 18. LMAO! Now if I could just get my mojo back....

11-23-2010, 02:43 PM	#4894
Leigh Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, etc Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 7,767 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,029 Thanked 13,024 Times in 4,784 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	My back can stop hurting any day now __________________ "When you fall off the wagon ... clutch the sides of it until you get a better grip!"

11-22-2010, 10:11 PM	#4881
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	Just had a wonderful evening with my BFF....she curled my hair with her steam rollers and coiffed my bouf.....that was so nice. And she didn't even flinch when I had to blow my nose! Then she drove me (I think to get me out of the house and eat something other than soup!) for BBQ.....I could TASTE it!!! Thank You, Sissy! I love You!!!

11-23-2010, 01:57 PM	#4888
justkim Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me... Preferred Pronoun?: ... Relationship Status: <3 myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ... Posts: 2,023 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,062 Thanked 6,799 Times in 1,553 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Today after the store opened it was crazy... Seriously... dress your dang children before you take them out in 30 degree weather... On another note... I was over in between toys and infants and this little girl is trailing behind her mom... She stops dead in her tracks... and says..."I have to pee!" she gets this look on her face and hangs her head... "I peed..." I had to turn around so that she didn't see me laugh... Her mom never once acknowledged her... I wanted to pick up the nearest heavy item and throw it at her... I am so that I am on the front end this Friday working registers... I did however manage to not break any nails today or stab myself with my safety razor...

11-23-2010, 02:26 PM	#4891
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11-23-2010, 02:28 PM	#4892
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	happy that my sweetie figured out sprinkler system...however by her doing that looks like im gonna have to electric mow the yard(didnt even realize they made those kinda lawnmowers) yay for me

11-23-2010, 02:48 PM	#4895
lipstixgal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: coupled Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 201 Thanked 1,690 Times in 1,064 Posts Rep Power: 1494761	The dog ran off today and had some fun and then proceeded to run into the street we live in a NYC suburb with a Blvd full of traffic I can't have this!! Its too much for me. bad dog

11-23-2010, 03:19 PM	#4896
morningstar55 Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme,she Preferred Pronoun?: she,her, Relationship Status: very single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: western NY Posts: 3,809 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,280 Thanked 4,240 Times in 1,845 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________ -------------------------------------------- life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who dont, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance take it... if it changes your life let it.

11-23-2010, 03:52 PM	#4899
JakeTulane Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Mr. Prickly Porcupine Preferred Pronoun?: Butch - Hy, Hym, Hys Relationship Status: She has softened My quills Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Permanently Banned 8/8/2011 Posts: 4,880 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,221 Thanked 5,264 Times in 2,732 Posts Rep Power: 0	Heard from My sister in My bathroom - "You need some magazines in here"