How do you know when you are getting older? - Page 25

Andrea · 04-26-2012, 07:02 AM

You know you are getting older when you keep a pair of tweezers next to the computer just in case you find another of those darn chin hairs.

Julien · 04-26-2012, 07:07 AM

You know you're getting older when your only child is almost 30 and is celebrating 6 years of marriage.

OS Butch · 04-26-2012, 08:54 AM

Thinking that maybe it isn't cuz I am getting old, just might be senility setting in......Whatever it is you know it when you shower, wash your hair and apply conditioner....Hour later you look in the rear view mirror checking out the traffic and notice your hair still looks wet...Crap, forgot to rinse out the conditioner!

-Red-Flag- · 04-26-2012, 02:23 PM

You know when you get an appointment with the chiro at 7am !!! I hate mornings !!

NJFemmie · 05-07-2012, 08:16 AM

You know when you're getting older when you turn the music down instead of up.

NorCalStud · 05-07-2012, 09:25 AM

In the mirror

Corkey · 05-07-2012, 05:12 PM

Getting up includes noises my Grandpa made

girl_dee · 05-07-2012, 05:22 PM

If your birthday cake is down to the three past present and future candles because you would set off the smoke alarm lighting two boxes (maybe 3

) of candles

Blaze · 05-07-2012, 05:24 PM

You know your getting older when:
A new sales rep, sporting the age of 19-20 looks at you and says, wowwww did you hear that song by Shaggy? I start thinking, the Scooby Doooooo song in my mind and he says; Nooooooooooooooooooo Shaggy he is singing Angel,Angel of the morning. I said Newwwwwwwwwwwwww OMG that's a re-make! Angel of the Morning" 1967 is a popular song written by Chip Taylor that has been recorded numerous times, and has been a charting hit single for several artists including Merrilee Rush, Juice Newton, Nina Simone, P.P. Arnold, Olivia Newton-John, The Pretenders/Chrissie Hynde, Dusty Springfield, Mary Mason, Melba Montgomery, and Billie Davis.
The rep said, Not, it's F*%king new, your the old one.

Julien · 05-07-2012, 05:33 PM

Looking at my hands thinking these are my mother's hands, arthritis and all. Not good.

femmsational · 05-07-2012, 05:43 PM

When things that used to be up here.......are now....down there.

WingsOnFire · 05-07-2012, 05:43 PM

I look in the mirror and I am looking more and more like my mother who passed away at 53....atleast I look like her 35ish age picture!

Blade · 05-07-2012, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julien

You know you're getting older when your only child is almost 30 and is celebrating 6 years of marriage.

I had to chuckle at this. I was talking to my daughter two weeks ago and I was saying something like well you're almost 35, 35 something, 35 blah blah blah. She said I have a little ways go to yet before 35. I said a ways to go? Really? Like 4 days. She said a year and four days thank you very much. I said nope just 4 days. She said did I miss a year somewhere? I said, 1978, 1988, 1998, 2008.....09..10...11....12 hmmmm yup 34 she was right! Damn I'm getting old.

OS Butch · 05-14-2012, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajun_dee

If your birthday cake is down to the three past present and future candles because you would set off the smoke alarm lighting two boxes (maybe 3

) of candles

LOL! Last year my youngest sister turned 50... And she didn't want no 2 candles of 5 an 0...wanted 51 ( one to grow on) candles on her cake. So, we did it and I have a video of it! There was indeed a very large cloud of smoke that engulfed the room after she blew them out!

OS Butch · 05-14-2012, 03:14 PM

You know you are getting older when you don't do what you are suppose to be doing and there isn't anyone there to point it out!

gaea · 05-14-2012, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julien

You know you're getting older when your only child is almost 30 and is celebrating 6 years of marriage.

lol i have one who will be 26 and celebrating 5 years of marriage...oy!

~ocean · 05-14-2012, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaea

lol i have one who will be 26 and celebrating 5 years of marriage...oy!

BUT the good side is .. they give u a grandchild that u love more then u will ever know. seeing ur child in their eyes ~~ swooons ~~ itslikehaving that love 2'xs .. amazing feeling . and U dont look like a grammy, is even better ~ .. strutts off w. my bad self. LOL ....

Bella~Vita · 05-14-2012, 03:30 PM

I hate to admit this one

Today I was going out the door and passed a mirror and freakedddddddddddd

out. My shirt was inside out! I gonna

on this one.

OS Butch · 05-14-2012, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kat_Fl

I hate to admit this one

Today I was going out the door and passed a mirror and freakedddddddddddd

out. My shirt was inside out! I gonna

on this one.

Hmmm, I have done this a number of times...Didn't have that reaction....I wonder why.....

Bella~Vita · 05-15-2012, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OS Butch

Hmmm, I have done this a number of times...Didn't have that reaction....I wonder why.....

I think it might be a femme thing .....

04-26-2012, 07:02 AM	#481
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04-26-2012, 07:07 AM	#482
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04-26-2012, 08:54 AM	#483
OS Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch-BLW Preferred Pronoun?: Default-She Relationship Status: Closed Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 636 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 1,378 Times in 461 Posts Rep Power: 12988704	Thinking that maybe it isn't cuz I am getting old, just might be senility setting in......Whatever it is you know it when you shower, wash your hair and apply conditioner....Hour later you look in the rear view mirror checking out the traffic and notice your hair still looks wet...Crap, forgot to rinse out the conditioner! __________________ You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you. ~Tinkerbell~

04-26-2012, 02:23 PM	#484
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