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chefhmboyrd · 07-08-2010, 09:51 AM

ooohhhh
i am loving my gloves, nothing like formal length latex to get a girl going
mmmmmmmmmmmm

always2late · 07-08-2010, 10:27 AM

Stop me if you've heard this one....Two cats and a sheepdog walk into a bar....

Rook · 07-08-2010, 10:34 AM

A penguin is taking a road trip when his car suddenly breaks down. Luckily for him, he finds himself just down the street from a mechanic. So,he pushes his car to the shop and asks the mechanic to take a look. The mechanic tells him that it will probably take a little while to find the problem and asks him to come back in an hour.

The penguin goes over to the supermarket, buys some fish sticks and vanilla ice cream, and spends the rest of the hour hanging out in the frozen section. After the hour is up, he waddles over to the mechanic's shop.

Seeing him come in, the mechanic walks over, and wiping his hands on a rag, says, 'Looks like you've blown a seal.'

The penguin blushes, wipes his beak with his flipper and says, 'No, it's just vanilla ice cream.'

Isadora · 07-08-2010, 11:14 AM

See meeeeeeeeeeee Feeeel meeeeeeeeeeeeee, Touch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Heal meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Who tribute.)

chefhmboyrd · 07-08-2010, 12:01 PM

oh these ankle socks???
why yes Sandra Dee gave them to me last year for my birthday

Duchess · 07-08-2010, 12:03 PM

I am too damn lovable!!!

Greyson · 07-08-2010, 12:44 PM

"Luck Be A Lady Tonight...."

chefhmboyrd · 07-08-2010, 12:46 PM

good evening ladies and germs......
i just don't get women......
take my wife .....
no really take her, she is all yours

Duchess · 07-08-2010, 12:47 PM

Clark Kent in the house!!!

Arwen · 07-08-2010, 01:42 PM

This small box can never contain all of me!

Ebon · 07-08-2010, 01:45 PM

Yes I know, aren't my nails just gorgeous!!

Isadora · 07-08-2010, 01:49 PM

Did someone say Texas Hold 'Em?

chefhmboyrd · 07-08-2010, 01:55 PM

man that betty page has some gams on her.......
whew

Isadora · 07-08-2010, 02:22 PM

Squirrel!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arwen · 07-08-2010, 02:39 PM

There's no place like the dungeon.
There's no place like the dungeon.
There's no place like the dungeon.
Gee, slave toto, I hope this works.

Isadora · 07-08-2010, 02:45 PM

mmmm I smell good!!!!!!

Rook · 07-08-2010, 04:24 PM

Why yes, yes u may be green with Envy....These ARE jimmy Choos !!

Gemme · 07-08-2010, 08:37 PM

Looking into the frozen food locker, Frank realized that there might be a problem....

chefhmboyrd · 07-08-2010, 09:09 PM

look at me i'm a faerie

Arwen · 07-08-2010, 09:10 PM

FLEA! On my nose. GET IT OFF.

07-08-2010, 09:51 AM	#521
chefhmboyrd Senior Member How Do You Identify?: man Preferred Pronoun?: beef Relationship Status: Uncle Daddy Snap Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: nashvegas Posts: 1,607 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,411 Thanked 2,846 Times in 898 Posts Rep Power: 14271905	ooohhhh i am loving my gloves, nothing like formal length latex to get a girl going mmmmmmmmmmmm __________________ what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here?

07-08-2010, 10:27 AM	#522
always2late Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: m'lady Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 2,000 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,231 Times in 1,462 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Stop me if you've heard this one....Two cats and a sheepdog walk into a bar.... __________________ Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there ~ Rumi

07-08-2010, 10:34 AM	#523
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	A penguin is taking a road trip when his car suddenly breaks down. Luckily for him, he finds himself just down the street from a mechanic. So,he pushes his car to the shop and asks the mechanic to take a look. The mechanic tells him that it will probably take a little while to find the problem and asks him to come back in an hour. The penguin goes over to the supermarket, buys some fish sticks and vanilla ice cream, and spends the rest of the hour hanging out in the frozen section. After the hour is up, he waddles over to the mechanic's shop. Seeing him come in, the mechanic walks over, and wiping his hands on a rag, says, 'Looks like you've blown a seal.' The penguin blushes, wipes his beak with his flipper and says, 'No, it's just vanilla ice cream.' __________________

07-08-2010, 11:14 AM	#524
Isadora Member How Do You Identify?: Momma, Ma'am Preferred Pronoun?: She/Her Relationship Status: I am in love. Truly Madly Deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: California Posts: 997 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 502 Thanked 2,127 Times in 559 Posts Rep Power: 2369288	See meeeeeeeeeeee Feeeel meeeeeeeeeeeeee, Touch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Heal meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Who tribute.) __________________ "I have a respect for manners as such, they are a way of dealing with people you don't agree with or like." Margaret Mead Read me! www.leatherati.com

07-08-2010, 12:01 PM	#525
chefhmboyrd Senior Member How Do You Identify?: man Preferred Pronoun?: beef Relationship Status: Uncle Daddy Snap Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: nashvegas Posts: 1,607 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,411 Thanked 2,846 Times in 898 Posts Rep Power: 14271905	oh these ankle socks??? why yes Sandra Dee gave them to me last year for my birthday __________________ what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here?

07-08-2010, 12:03 PM	#526
Duchess Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Absolute Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Toe curling :-) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 2,382 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,792 Thanked 5,592 Times in 1,521 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	*I am too damn lovable!!!* __________________ *無料のライブ*

07-08-2010, 12:44 PM	#527
Greyson Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Transmasculine/Non-Binary Preferred Pronoun?: Hy (Pronounced He) Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 6,589 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,132 Thanked 8,153 Times in 2,006 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	"Luck Be A Lady Tonight...." __________________ Sometimes you don't realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness. - Susan Gale

07-08-2010, 12:46 PM	#528
chefhmboyrd Senior Member How Do You Identify?: man Preferred Pronoun?: beef Relationship Status: Uncle Daddy Snap Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: nashvegas Posts: 1,607 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,411 Thanked 2,846 Times in 898 Posts Rep Power: 14271905	good evening ladies and germs...... i just don't get women...... take my wife ..... no really take her, she is all yours __________________ what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here?

07-08-2010, 12:47 PM	#529
Duchess Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Absolute Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Toe curling :-) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 2,382 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,792 Thanked 5,592 Times in 1,521 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	*Clark Kent in the house!!!* __________________ *無料のライブ*

07-08-2010, 01:42 PM	#530
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,119 Times in 6,414 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	This small box can never contain all of me! __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

07-08-2010, 01:45 PM	#531
Ebon Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my souls eyes. Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: lol Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Here Posts: 3,476 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,524 Thanked 11,142 Times in 2,757 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Yes I know, aren't my nails just gorgeous!! __________________ In Lak'ech Ala K'in I'm a Soul Rebel http://wannabereverend.wordpress.com/ Spirituality is not a belief system or ideology, it is the surrender of one's ego to the infinite wisdom and knowledge that is the universe.

07-08-2010, 01:49 PM	#532
Isadora Member How Do You Identify?: Momma, Ma'am Preferred Pronoun?: She/Her Relationship Status: I am in love. Truly Madly Deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: California Posts: 997 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 502 Thanked 2,127 Times in 559 Posts Rep Power: 2369288	Did someone say Texas Hold 'Em? __________________ "I have a respect for manners as such, they are a way of dealing with people you don't agree with or like." Margaret Mead Read me! www.leatherati.com

07-08-2010, 01:55 PM	#533
chefhmboyrd Senior Member How Do You Identify?: man Preferred Pronoun?: beef Relationship Status: Uncle Daddy Snap Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: nashvegas Posts: 1,607 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,411 Thanked 2,846 Times in 898 Posts Rep Power: 14271905	man that betty page has some gams on her....... whew __________________ what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here?

07-08-2010, 02:22 PM	#534
Isadora Member How Do You Identify?: Momma, Ma'am Preferred Pronoun?: She/Her Relationship Status: I am in love. Truly Madly Deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: California Posts: 997 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 502 Thanked 2,127 Times in 559 Posts Rep Power: 2369288	Squirrel!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "I have a respect for manners as such, they are a way of dealing with people you don't agree with or like." Margaret Mead Read me! www.leatherati.com

07-08-2010, 02:39 PM	#535
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,119 Times in 6,414 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	There's no place like the dungeon. There's no place like the dungeon. There's no place like the dungeon. Gee, slave toto, I hope this works. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

07-08-2010, 02:45 PM	#536
Isadora Member How Do You Identify?: Momma, Ma'am Preferred Pronoun?: She/Her Relationship Status: I am in love. Truly Madly Deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: California Posts: 997 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 502 Thanked 2,127 Times in 559 Posts Rep Power: 2369288	mmmm I smell good!!!!!! __________________ "I have a respect for manners as such, they are a way of dealing with people you don't agree with or like." Margaret Mead Read me! www.leatherati.com

07-08-2010, 04:24 PM	#537
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Why yes, yes u may be green with Envy....These ARE jimmy Choos !! __________________

07-08-2010, 08:37 PM	#538
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,973 Times in 25,668 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	Looking into the frozen food locker, Frank realized that there might be a problem.... __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

07-08-2010, 09:09 PM	#539
chefhmboyrd Senior Member How Do You Identify?: man Preferred Pronoun?: beef Relationship Status: Uncle Daddy Snap Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: nashvegas Posts: 1,607 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,411 Thanked 2,846 Times in 898 Posts Rep Power: 14271905	look at me i'm a faerie __________________ what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here?

07-08-2010, 09:10 PM	#540
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,119 Times in 6,414 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	FLEA! On my nose. GET IT OFF. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?