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Old 12-15-2009, 02:12 PM   #521
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My gf and I, standing at the kitchen door of our apt, looking out to see what the morning's weather is like. Watched a 9 year old boy on a bicycle ride by and smack the side mirror on my gf's truck (her baby). Opened the door and asked the boy nicely to please not do that anymore.


boy: "you're tripping dude, I didn't touch your truck"

my gf: "we were standing right here watching you"

boy: "wasn't me" (he is currently the only child outside)


Boy goes upstairs. Boy's father walks by, gf asks him nicely to ask the son not to do it again. Father is very nice and thanks us for letting him know. Father goes upstairs to talk to the boy. Father then leaves for work. A few minutes later, our screen door is ripped open, breaking the latch, loud knocking on the door. Open door, there is boy. Boy's mother is standing off to the side, a few feet away.


boy: "can you show me how I supposedly hit your truck?"

gf: "we watched you ride your bike by and hit the mirror"

boy: "is it hurt?"

gf: "no, i think it's ok"

boy: "then what are you making such a big deal out of it for?!"

boy's mother: "get your bike and get upstairs NOW!"


Boy fusses as he walks upstairs. Mother doesn't say a word to us.

We stand there in open-mouthed shock at the audacity of this little kid. My gf now checks the windows repeatedly because she's afraid the boy will do something to her truck in revenge for her tattling on him. I just can't believe the boy has that much attitude, or that neither he nor his mom even apologized for him breaking our door. Even my 11 year old son was shocked by the boy's bad behavior, and said "well, we know Santa won't be visiting him this year." lol
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70 years ago tonight, the epic film "Gone With The Wind" premiered in Atlanta....... evidently, there was a children's choir who sang at that premier....and one of the choir members was 10~year~old Martin Luther King, Jr. <smile>

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been driving all day just to end up bk here in charlotte land... heh........ unwinding and then gonna watch some mindless tv .. until i fal asleep.
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me handsome truckdriver is somewhere in Oklaahomma heading to kansas..
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My gf and I, standing at the kitchen door of our apt, looking out to see what the morning's weather is like. Watched a 9 year old boy on a bicycle ride by and smack the side mirror on my gf's truck (her baby). Opened the door and asked the boy nicely to please not do that anymore.


boy: "you're tripping dude, I didn't touch your truck"

my gf: "we were standing right here watching you"

boy: "wasn't me" (he is currently the only child outside)


Boy goes upstairs. Boy's father walks by, gf asks him nicely to ask the son not to do it again. Father is very nice and thanks us for letting him know. Father goes upstairs to talk to the boy. Father then leaves for work. A few minutes later, our screen door is ripped open, breaking the latch, loud knocking on the door. Open door, there is boy. Boy's mother is standing off to the side, a few feet away.


boy: "can you show me how I supposedly hit your truck?"

gf: "we watched you ride your bike by and hit the mirror"

boy: "is it hurt?"

gf: "no, i think it's ok"

boy: "then what are you making such a big deal out of it for?!"

boy's mother: "get your bike and get upstairs NOW!"


Boy fusses as he walks upstairs. Mother doesn't say a word to us.

We stand there in open-mouthed shock at the audacity of this little kid. My gf now checks the windows repeatedly because she's afraid the boy will do something to her truck in revenge for her tattling on him. I just can't believe the boy has that much attitude, or that neither he nor his mom even apologized for him breaking our door. Even my 11 year old son was shocked by the boy's bad behavior, and said "well, we know Santa won't be visiting him this year." lol
wow....... that kid needs a attutude adjustment and his parents need a wake up call.
i lived in some apt's once where someones kida about that same age and couple of his friends went into a empty apt upstairs from where i lived and eggd the whole front end of my car.
the dad made him and his friends clean the car.
i heard later that he and his x ( wife) have a lot of problems with this kid.
that was around 10 yrs ago......... wonder if this kid is in trouble with worse things by now.
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Nooooooooooooo LOL I still want more chocolate
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70 years ago tonight, the epic film "Gone With The Wind" premiered in Atlanta....... evidently, there was a children's choir who sang at that premier....and one of the choir members was 10~year~old Martin Luther King, Jr. <smile>

I love some good trivia now....
I watched it last night. There was a special on where they included all of the original introduction and intermission entertainment.

I've seen it so many times and will never get used to how maddening and fascinating Scarlet is.
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