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Old 12-29-2010, 05:28 PM   #5481
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This also makes me think of slogans for things. Some products have cute and catchy little slogans, or annoying little jingles that stick in your brain. Then there are some that you see and just go "wtf?" Have you seen this commercial for the new Trojan vibrator thingy?? Seriously? Most ad agencies and product companies would want you to think of something "sexy" that would make you run out to buy a product like this. Obviously not Trojan. This is one of the DUMBEST ad campaigns I've ever seen in my life. Blow your hair back? If I'm buying a vibrator I do not want to think about it causing bad hair...I'm just vain like that and chit...


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Spent most of my day cleaning "ferret nation" top to bottom {it's the 142 model}, including ferrets this time {it's their bi-annual bathtime} who now glare at me collectively from their very fluffy skulls, big fluffy butts waddling away from my baby talk whenever I pass by their clean cage....
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That is so nice you bathed them I bet they needed it too. I used to have ferrets but they bothered my allergies bad sneezing, wheezing!!
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Just a tad...
Surprisingly, they're meticulous about self-cleaning...
I was worried when I was gifted my first Ferret{I'm asthmatic}, I've been fine so far...
If anything, I hafta avoid them when I'm sick, cuz they'd catch it...
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Surprisingly, they're meticulous about self-cleaning...
I was worried when I was gifted my first Ferret{I'm asthmatic}, I've been fine so far...
If anything, I hafta avoid them when I'm sick, cuz they'd catch it...
Ferret vet Bills rival BMW repairs [or so it seems]
I don't remember that they are that clean and self clean...and they would catch a cold wow that's amazing but they are fun and wish I could get them again...I hope you enjoy them..
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