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Old 12-16-2009, 11:46 PM   #541
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I wish I could shrink down teeny tiny like the guy in Innerspace (or whatever that movie with Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan was called) and see what was and is going on inside my body.
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I am tired of that commercial for Kay Jewelers...every kiss does NOT begin with Kay!

A majority of my kisses begin with Miller Lite or Patron! (or even perhaps some box wine)

That is all....carry on.
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I just watched two youtubes that we so fun and happy. The first was the wedding dance, and the second was the baby dancing to Beyonce. I like the happiness.
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Tiger Woods Holiday Poem
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’
with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
>From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tigers sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin and beggin' and
pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."
She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come
early this year....


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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jumping up and down here.... running in circle's..... waving my NEW cd around.. LOL wooHoo i got myself a christmas prezzy.. hahaha................ the new release......... offfffffffffffffffffffffffffff


Suzan Boyle CD !!!!!
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I am realllllllly hoping my pair of Danskos arrive tomorrow or Saturday morning so I can wear them for the concerts this weekend. I'm also reallllllllly hoping they are just what my feet need to not hurt so much throughout the concerts.

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After the School year ended in June '09 I decided that I would semi-retire and after my summer vacation only teach part time..I have a great deal of time on my hands
So with that time this summer and fall the wife has insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
Unfortunately, like most butches, I found shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out. Equally unfortunate, the wife is like most femmes - she
loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from
the local Target.

Dear Mrs. Thoreau,

Over the past six months, your husband/partner/person of interest has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband/partner/person of Interest Dean Thoreau are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee
to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor
that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose
time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on
layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and
screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'


And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of
the clerks passed out.


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After the School year ended in June '09 I decided that I would semi-retire and after my summer vacation only teach part time..I have a great deal of time on my hands
So with that time this summer and fall the wife has insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
Unfortunately, like most butches, I found shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out. Equally unfortunate, the wife is like most femmes - she
loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from
the local Target.

Dear Mrs. Thoreau,

Over the past six months, your husband/partner/person of interest has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband/partner/person of Interest Dean Thoreau are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee
to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor
that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose
time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on
layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and
screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'


And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of
the clerks passed out.




OMG..... you got me crying here from laughing so much,,, love the last one.
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I am tired of that commercial for Kay Jewelers...every kiss does NOT begin with Kay!

A majority of my kisses begin with Miller Lite or Patron! (or even perhaps some box wine)

That is all....carry on.
Silly G...of COURSE every kiss begins with Kay.

See?

K ~ I ~ S ~ S

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After the School year ended in June '09 I decided that I would semi-retire and after my summer vacation only teach part time..I have a great deal of time on my hands
So with that time this summer and fall the wife has insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
Unfortunately, like most butches, I found shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out. Equally unfortunate, the wife is like most femmes - she
loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from
the local Target.

Dear Mrs. Thoreau,

Over the past six months, your husband/partner/person of interest has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband/partner/person of Interest Dean Thoreau are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee
to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor
that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose
time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on
layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and
screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'


And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of
the clerks passed out.


do you write this stuff ???? LOL LOL LOL ........ its very good.. lol
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I just made the best Cajun soup....warm inside, cold outside...good movies...

and my gym piece arrived today for a workout later. It's a blessed night.
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... I watched Ray's new show: Men of a certain age, and I really could "relate" to many of the thoughts/lines - the writing. I think it will be a success.

Hmmmm, but I wonder what that means that I could identify? (Well, I have my thoughts, but they are private... BLUSH.)



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This emoticon, (termed "leatherdad" here) may look like the leather gay guy from Southpark a little bit, but otherwise it reminds me of a prisoner from the old days of the island penitentiaries. (Like Devil's Island, part of the French Guiana with the movie Papillon - doesn't this look like the Dustin Hoffman character in this, sans the thick eye glasses? Well, no I don't think he had a mustache in that either, but oh, the hat/part of the uniform is so very close!)

*So/and is there an intentional "correlation" here for the "attire" then that I was not aware of...(?)



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And finally, I've been watching the Cold Case show here. I really didn't know that disco dancing competition was THAT serious back in the day. My only reference point was that Travolta movie... (I mean I danced on those floors and to that music MYSELF as a "yout", but how serious were "we" about it in my area (?) - not very...) My goodness, "burn baby burn" lyrics from Disco Inferno song takes on NEW meaning for me now!




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Earth saw clmate chnge4 ions;will cont 2 c chnges.R duty2responsbly devlop resorces4humankind/not pollute&destroy;but cant alter naturl chng
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