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12-06-2014, 08:33 PM
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Infamous Member
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Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy  Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
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02-02-2015, 11:07 AM
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#542 |
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Senior Member
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Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 3,925
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I used to be a banker...
…but I lost interest.
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02-03-2015, 08:11 AM
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#543 |
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Baby Boi Relationship Status:
She is my sunrise and sunset. 
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: North Shore Chicago
Posts: 1,569
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02-11-2015, 06:32 PM
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#544 |
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
femme Preferred Pronoun?:
she/her Relationship Status:
must be love on the brain 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,590
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Life is a long lesson in humility. James M. Barrie 
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02-13-2015, 11:05 PM
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#545 |
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?:
mermaid, *very* lucky babygirl Relationship Status:
Saltwater mermaid ♡ 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: CA
Posts: 2,209
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Q: What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care. Q: Why are penguins socially awkward? A: Because they can't break the ice.
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence 
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02-14-2015, 12:00 AM
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#546 |
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Member
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Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Her, Sir Relationship Status:
Engaged 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Sacramento
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What did the bannana say to the vibrator?
What are you shaking for the bitch is gonna eat me!!! Hope I can say that word on here lol |
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02-14-2015, 09:11 AM
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#547 |
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Senior Member
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Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
married 
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Jersey City
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Everyone's prob heard this but here it is anyway...
 What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches. |
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02-14-2015, 09:27 AM
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#548 |
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Baby Boi Relationship Status:
She is my sunrise and sunset.
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: North Shore Chicago
Posts: 1,569
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02-14-2015, 09:44 AM
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#549 |
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Senior Member
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She Relationship Status:
married
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Jersey City
Posts: 2,065
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What did the left ball say to the right?
The guy in the middle is a real dick. |
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02-14-2015, 04:08 PM
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Member
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Valued Relationship Status:
UNO 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Kansas
Posts: 773
Thanks: 1,759
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What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we'll go places! What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts. What do single people call Valentine's Day? Happy Independance Day! Ks- 
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02-15-2015, 10:09 AM
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#551 |
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Baby Boi Relationship Status:
She is my sunrise and sunset.
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: North Shore Chicago
Posts: 1,569
Thanks: 11,033
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Rep Power: 21474848 |
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02-15-2015, 10:50 AM
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#552 |
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Senior Member
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Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
married
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Jersey City
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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
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02-15-2015, 10:52 AM
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#553 |
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
jenny Preferred Pronoun?:
babygirl Relationship Status:
First Lady of the United SMH
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Houston, Texas
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did you hear about the zoo that didn't have any animals except one dog?
It was a Shih Tzu
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03-01-2015, 06:05 AM
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#554 |
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 3,925
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What did the ceiling say to the wall?
Meet me at the corner.
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04-19-2015, 07:15 PM
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#555 |
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Baby Boi Relationship Status:
She is my sunrise and sunset.
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: North Shore Chicago
Posts: 1,569
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04-27-2015, 03:00 PM
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#556 |
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you. 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Anywhere I want to be
Posts: 677
Thanks: 3,203
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. 
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04-29-2015, 06:20 AM
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#557 |
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch, Preferred Pronoun?:
People call me by my nic name. Relationship Status:
Not Single, Not Desperate. 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Florida
Posts: 3,833
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Q: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation. It is said, " Some lives are linked across time..... Connected by an ancient calling that echoes through the ages "...... |
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04-29-2015, 08:00 PM
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#558 |
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?:
mermaid, *very* lucky babygirl Relationship Status:
Saltwater mermaid ♡
Join Date: May 2010
Location: CA
Posts: 2,209
Thanks: 5,192
Thanked 6,103 Times in 1,727 Posts
Rep Power: 21474854 |
Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence
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04-30-2015, 12:33 PM
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#559 |
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you.
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Anywhere I want to be
Posts: 677
Thanks: 3,203
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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04-30-2015, 12:38 PM
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#560 |
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
butch Preferred Pronoun?:
she Relationship Status:
single and very content this way...
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: the midwest
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Thanked 1,298 Times in 365 Posts
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2 cannibals are sitting around eating a clown.. One says to the other one... Does this taste funny to you? Heh heh
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