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05-03-2015, 06:10 AM	#561
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05-04-2015, 07:18 PM	#562
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05-04-2015, 11:30 PM	#563
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05-09-2015, 06:21 PM	#564
Smiling Senior Member How Do You Identify?: with a distinct flair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,852 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,623 Thanked 4,388 Times in 1,009 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	lol, I don't care what anyone says - this joke is hilarious. 3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducked. __________________ Beauty is truth's smile when she beholds her own face in a perfect mirror. -Rabindranath Tagore

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05-12-2015, 05:02 PM	#565
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05-13-2015, 04:07 AM	#566
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06-22-2015, 08:25 AM	#567
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06-23-2015, 06:35 AM	#568
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07-10-2015, 06:04 PM	#569
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07-26-2015, 07:43 AM	#570
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08-02-2015, 01:57 PM	#571
TheHinduPose Member How Do You Identify?: human Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: earth Posts: 1,232 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,833 Thanked 3,078 Times in 887 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Relayed to me yesterday by an old friends' 7&3/4's (the 3/4's is crucial to a 7yr old) old daughter: What cheese hides a small horse? Mascapony

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08-25-2015, 07:55 PM	#572
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08-26-2015, 03:20 PM	#573
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09-09-2015, 07:08 AM	#574
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09-09-2015, 07:14 AM	#575
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09-22-2015, 05:19 AM	#576
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09-30-2015, 06:02 PM	#577
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10-04-2015, 11:22 AM	#578
mythy Junior Member How Do You Identify?: silly buggar Relationship Status: single Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: cheshire Posts: 80 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 55 Thanked 180 Times in 67 Posts Rep Power: 1503252	cowboy The sheriff told his deputy "right were looking for a cowboy in paper pants, a paper shirt and paper boots, the deputy asked "whats he wanted for? the sheriff said "rustling"

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10-04-2015, 03:17 PM	#579
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10-06-2015, 07:56 AM	#580
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