Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It - Page 291

moxie · 02-11-2011, 07:06 PM

The week from Hell just keeps going and going...

Rook · 02-11-2011, 07:08 PM

-=clicks tongue=- tsk
Poor Chuck, perpetually teased by a Red-Head for all Eternity...
Little Red-Headed Girl aka Heather?

Nat · 02-11-2011, 07:13 PM

Guess who forgot to take the lube out of the bag containing her strap-on prior to entering airport security? As this very good-natured guy pawed through my backpack, I told him there was naughty stuff in there and it was a good thing he was wearing gloves. He reached into the bag with my strap-on in it, dug around and pulled out a glittery pink marginally phallic bottle and looked at me questioningly. I said quietly, "whoops, that's lube. You can throw it away. Sorry, I didn't realize it was in there." he said, I've worked here for 9 years - nothing surprises me anymore. It's really much more common than you might think." I said, "good - I'd hate to be the only one."

At the moment I am almost high on embarrassment. And also pretty relieved/happy to hear that many people are bringing their attachable bits through the X-rays.

afixer · 02-14-2011, 06:52 AM

citybutch · 02-14-2011, 03:10 PM

Not a good day to be stupidly sick... how did I catch THIS flu?!

lipstixgal · 02-14-2011, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nat

Guess who forgot to take the lube out of the bag containing her strap-on prior to entering airport security? As this very good-natured guy pawed through my backpack, I told him there was naughty stuff in there and it was a good thing he was wearing gloves. He reached into the bag with my strap-on in it, dug around and pulled out a glittery pink marginally phallic bottle and looked at me questioningly. I said quietly, "whoops, that's lube. You can throw it away. Sorry, I didn't realize it was in there." he said, I've worked here for 9 years - nothing surprises me anymore. It's really much more common than you might think." I said, "good - I'd hate to be the only one."

At the moment I am almost high on embarrassment. And also pretty relieved/happy to hear that many people are bringing their attachable bits through the X-rays.

Did they make you throw away the lube??

Soon · 02-14-2011, 04:25 PM

http://www.loveisrespect.org/

dixie · 02-14-2011, 10:16 PM

dixie · 02-14-2011, 10:36 PM

Random · 02-14-2011, 11:19 PM

you know you are pms'ing BAD

when you are afraid to touch yourself in case you do it wrong and you snap your own head off...

lololololololoolol

dixie · 02-15-2011, 10:37 PM

dixie · 02-15-2011, 10:41 PM

pajama · 02-16-2011, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady

Me too about alllll my couches.

dixie · 02-16-2011, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pajara2

Me too about alllll my couches.

bwahahahahaha...um, baby...you're becoming a sofa hoarder...LOL

citybutch · 02-16-2011, 09:50 AM

2nd fever broken in as many days and feeling like I could run a marathon...

thinking it is an illusion ... maybe?

JustJo · 02-16-2011, 10:54 AM

Ms. Meander · 02-16-2011, 04:20 PM

"You can also pinch, flick, and swirl you fingers on the multi-gesture touchpad for an intuitive navigation of...", promises the product description of the laptop I just ordered.

I know I can't wait to "flick" it!

sierragirrl · 02-16-2011, 04:46 PM

oh how i love the little 1938 house my daughter and i are about to move our things into. the bahama blue walls and the yellow bedroom. life is GREAT!

durrrrrrrr · 02-16-2011, 07:44 PM

there was 8,652 pillows on that bed in the hotel room

adorable · 02-16-2011, 10:26 PM

02-11-2011, 07:06 PM	#5801
moxie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a cynical princess wannabe Preferred Pronoun?: lipgloss junkie Relationship Status: yep Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the ville Posts: 3,027 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,544 Thanked 6,765 Times in 1,846 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	The week from Hell just keeps going and going... __________________ "Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." - Wally Lamb

02-11-2011, 07:08 PM	#5802
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	-=clicks tongue=- tsk Poor Chuck, perpetually teased by a Red-Head for all Eternity... Little Red-Headed Girl aka Heather? __________________

02-11-2011, 07:13 PM	#5803
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender (DID System) Preferred Pronoun?: he/him or alter-specific Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Central TX Posts: 3,537 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,047 Thanked 13,971 Times in 2,591 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Guess who forgot to take the lube out of the bag containing her strap-on prior to entering airport security? As this very good-natured guy pawed through my backpack, I told him there was naughty stuff in there and it was a good thing he was wearing gloves. He reached into the bag with my strap-on in it, dug around and pulled out a glittery pink marginally phallic bottle and looked at me questioningly. I said quietly, "whoops, that's lube. You can throw it away. Sorry, I didn't realize it was in there." he said, I've worked here for 9 years - nothing surprises me anymore. It's really much more common than you might think." I said, "good - I'd hate to be the only one." At the moment I am almost high on embarrassment. And also pretty relieved/happy to hear that many people are bringing their attachable bits through the X-rays. __________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl

02-14-2011, 06:52 AM	#5804
afixer Member How Do You Identify?: human Preferred Pronoun?: ma'am Relationship Status: adrift in my head Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: in and out of the woods Posts: 989 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 491 Thanked 1,507 Times in 659 Posts Rep Power: 8660555	yes they are

02-14-2011, 03:10 PM	#5805
citybutch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to "hey you" (either works for me!) Relationship Status: 19 years together- Very Married for 10 years Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: San Diego Posts: 557 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 835 Thanked 1,194 Times in 355 Posts Rep Power: 6434866	Not a good day to be stupidly sick... how did I catch THIS flu?! __________________ Take care of your body, take care of your health... You never know when the walls cave in and it all changes for good.

02-14-2011, 04:25 PM	#5807
Soon Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: attached Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 6,896 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,046 Thanked 13,094 Times in 3,386 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Love Is Respect http://www.loveisrespect.org/

02-14-2011, 10:16 PM	#5808
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Happy VD

02-14-2011, 10:36 PM	#5809
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	dun dun dun...

02-14-2011, 11:19 PM	#5810
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,327 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	you know you are pms'ing BAD when you are afraid to touch yourself in case you do it wrong and you snap your own head off... lololololololoolol __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"

02-15-2011, 10:37 PM	#5811
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I feel the same way about my couch...

02-15-2011, 10:41 PM	#5812
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	um...ew?

02-16-2011, 09:50 AM	#5815
citybutch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to "hey you" (either works for me!) Relationship Status: 19 years together- Very Married for 10 years Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: San Diego Posts: 557 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 835 Thanked 1,194 Times in 355 Posts Rep Power: 6434866	2nd fever broken in as many days and feeling like I could run a marathon... thinking it is an illusion ... maybe? __________________ Take care of your body, take care of your health... You never know when the walls cave in and it all changes for good.

02-16-2011, 10:54 AM	#5816
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,406 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	__________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

02-16-2011, 04:20 PM	#5817
Ms. Meander Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Relationship Status: Ethical Nonmonogamist Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Mountains Posts: 1,520 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,706 Thanked 5,214 Times in 1,147 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	seductive product description "You can also pinch, flick, and swirl you fingers on the multi-gesture touchpad for an intuitive navigation of...", promises the product description of the laptop I just ordered. I know I can't wait to "flick" it! __________________ My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness. Continue to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart. - Maya Angelou

02-16-2011, 04:46 PM	#5818
sierragirrl Member How Do You Identify?: .... Relationship Status: <3 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ..... Posts: 783 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,417 Thanked 2,870 Times in 667 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	oh how i love the little 1938 house my daughter and i are about to move our things into. the bahama blue walls and the yellow bedroom. life is GREAT!

02-16-2011, 07:44 PM	#5819
durrrrrrrr Senior Member How Do You Identify?: TG Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: he , him Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ayup Posts: 3,603 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,299 Thanked 10,217 Times in 2,504 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	there was 8,652 pillows on that bed in the hotel room __________________ http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_1303.gif well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit

02-16-2011, 10:26 PM	#5820
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