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I liked your flowers, Kat. Is the bacon cooking? Pardon me, honey, while I spank Diva? Is that ok? (Been out here two minutes and in trouble already...)
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For Chester
Chester does back flips
has foamy rabid dog mouth seeks new dog friends
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So, yeah, this is slight deviation from the true form of haiku, which has more "rules" than I posted here (but most importantly, a haiku should "paint a mental image in the reader's mind.") Despite rumors to the contrary, though, I'm not that uptight and simply borrowed the verse form for amusement sake. Carry on.
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Mr Bent came in
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Spanky haiku thread
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ode to her favorite icon
blue what are you?
your secret is safe with me you keep my cock warm
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Ode To A Cock Sock
Cock oh cock
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As nature intended it!
No sock on my cock
it ruins the sensation it's unnatural
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