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07-09-2010, 08:02 PM
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Timed Out
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She thinks all my jokes are corny 
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And I agree...Goldschlagger will come back to kick you in the pants...*just* when you think you're BFFs Dylan...barely remembers that last night of our friendship, but what I DO remember isn't pretty |
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07-09-2010, 08:04 PM
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Timed Out
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07-09-2010, 08:14 PM
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Infamous Member
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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get struck by lightning
work in fast food start smoking hit any more deer with my truck get lost in a big city stick a bobbie pin in a light socket get a sun burn get an STD |
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07-09-2010, 08:25 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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I like Goldschlagger.
 It likes me back. 
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07-09-2010, 08:40 PM
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never ever !
eat Balut !
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07-09-2010, 11:06 PM
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Forget the lessons I've learned in this lifetime
Hate Spit in the wind Swim with hungry sharks Text while driving Forget who my friends are
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07-09-2010, 11:41 PM
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OMG Blade! I was at an outside church event when I was a teenager and I pulled a hair pin out of my hair and was going to stick it inside the bottom of a light pole, where there was a plug at the base. Some guy stopped me...damn good thing he did!
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07-09-2010, 11:43 PM
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have another baby
give up hoping I can have another horse someday shave my head again go to jail or prison never own another newfoundland as long as I live..
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Pole bachit, a lis chuye.
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07-10-2010, 06:34 AM
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cheat
start a forest fire try heroin own a diamond own an SUV |
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07-10-2010, 09:30 AM
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cheat
start a forest fire try heroin own a diamond own an SUV ever again i am not sure how this posted twice |
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07-10-2010, 10:33 AM
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Rekindle any form of a relationship with any or all of 3 toxic individuals that have been in my life at one time or another...
Eat pimento cheese... Buy gas ever again from Exxon, Citgo or BP... Bleach my hair again (blonde is NOT good on me)... |
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07-10-2010, 05:27 PM
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While in dim light, without your eye glasses on ……
… reach for your tube of lube gel that is in the same drawer as your tube of Ben-Gay (un-scented)….… in a similar size, weight, color and container….. Or, you may be faced with never having sex again before you die… :SIGH: 
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07-10-2010, 05:43 PM
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I will never ever live in the city again
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07-10-2010, 09:28 PM
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know indifference toward any suffering animal or human -
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07-10-2010, 09:47 PM
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this is my not-deep (but still important to me) list:
never wear a T-shirt never wear pants or shorts never eat raw eggs, or fish, or items similar never engage in one specific intimate activity never eat any meat save beef or white meat chicken (yea, I know--I Know!) never eat bell peppers never let anyone make the bed, other than me never use a porta-potty or the ones on a bus (baring near death needs) never stand in the back of an elevator enough for now...re-reading this strikes me that I may be (somewhat) superficial and inflexible...and there might be disproportionate food rules...but, hey--someone's gotta be this way, right? |
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07-11-2010, 02:17 PM
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Another time, in the shower, I mixed-up a Dr Bronner's bottle with some other soap (maybe the diluted Dr B's?, can't remember) and had the tingle of my life.... the Bronner's was full strength... I yearn for the country often. I think I can solarize my hot water fairly easily and without much expense. Looking into it. I am finding that with energy saving things, the money savings is only one part of the equation for me. I like using less even though I know it will take a k'zillion more individuals to make any difference. And well, commercial entities are the biggest users. |
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07-11-2010, 04:15 PM
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I am NOT going to buy my last home on Earth near neighbors, because me and my 10 furkids want to live in peace.
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07-11-2010, 04:23 PM
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I don't need no stinking status. 
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Not to do bucket list...........
Kiss a King Cobra or any other snake for that matter....grandma always told me "the only good snake is a DEAD ONE"
Wear a two piece bathing suit Dance naked in the rain (Nope it ain't happening NEVER EVER EVER) This thread is making me laff my arse off, thanks for starting the thread!
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07-11-2010, 04:51 PM
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MILLION $$$ PUSSY
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I am never going to be a pony girl
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"If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden   |
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07-11-2010, 05:36 PM
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before I die, I promise to leave this earth:
without wearing boxer shorts or men's briefs without accepting the unacceptable never having eaten oxtail soup never having been a pilot to dance in the rain nakkid (been there, done it, loved it)
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