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Old 11-28-2009, 11:56 AM   #41
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Women in tight white trousers, sans underwear, and with 'marks' on their butt cracks.

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Old 11-28-2009, 11:59 AM   #42
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Ha! That guy skeeves me too!

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I've also met him in person and he just squicks me right the freak out. Granted, I met him at the Playboy mansion so I'm willing to say it was the combination, but I really don't think so.
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Old 11-28-2009, 12:03 PM   #43
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1. Hair on the counter or in the sink or wrapped up in the drain
2. Rats
3. Snakes
4. Knuckle or any body part cracking IE neck etc
5. Public restrooms
6. Bad hygiene in any form
7. Feet human to be specific
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Old 11-28-2009, 12:14 PM   #44
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Seen it twice, and hope to never see it again.
Um.

"Marks?"

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Ok, Im beginning to think we need a "3 Degrees of Separation from Ron Jeremy" thread because I ALSO have met Ron Jeremy!

He was doing standup comedy at one of the strip clubs here!

He skeeves me out. Rabidly so.
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Old 11-28-2009, 03:00 PM   #47
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WTH? That thing is disgusting! Consider me skeeved.
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Ok, Im beginning to think we need a "3 Degrees of Separation from Ron Jeremy" thread because I ALSO have met Ron Jeremy!

He was doing standup comedy at one of the strip clubs here!

He skeeves me out. Rabidly so.
For some reason he came up at Thanksgiving Dinner...most of the gay men there ..all guys in their 50s -early 60s thought he was really hot..go figure..and these were Chelsea men..lol
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WTH? That thing is disgusting! Consider me skeeved.
can you imagine it 10 feet tall?
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can you imagine it 10 feet tall?
When I have nightmares about 10 feet tall Jerusalem crickets a la Men in Black, I'm calling YOU.
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Nasty teeth
Nasty breath
Dirty nails
Unkept nails
Body odor-Bad hygiene
Dirty bathroom sinks

After 23 years in EMS I can deal with guts, blood and body parts.
The 4 P's skeeve me
Piss
Puke
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Phlegm

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Nasty teeth
Nasty breath
Dirty nails
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Body odor-Bad hygiene
Dirty bathroom sinks

After 23 years in EMS I can deal with guts, blood and body parts.
The 4 P's skeeve me
Piss
Puke
Pus
Phlegm


Now see?? I can suction phlegm all day, hold the bucket while someone pukes, but I cannot handle poo.

When there's a "Code Brown" in the hospital......that's my cue to ---->>

The other thing that really skeeves me is Necrotizing Facitis (flesh eating bacteria). I've seen a lot of that, unfortunately. One patient we had had a perianal cyst that got necrotizing facitis in it and within a few days' time, he was minus an entire butt cheek.

The hospital is "home" to all things skeevey, both visual and...well....smells.

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People in public, barefoot
Public bathrooms.. I would rather go behind a tree than use a public toilet
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Malicious Gossip ~ really, no thank you

People who think it is cool to address women as BITCH and other degrading names.
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How about either saying what you really mean.. or even better yet.. mind your own business if it doesn't have anything to do with you...

People who think that because you have been on a couple dates with them, maybe had sex with them, that they have a right to know every thing about you... Ummm no.. This on really squigs me out.. Forced intimacy.. that's what it feels like to me... Ugh.. ick.. nasty.. People need to invite you into their life.. you don't barge in unexpected..

Someone being invited into to someones house and then going through their things... and then TALKING about what the person has in their house..on the internet.. Too me.. that makes my skin crawl.. I don't have a lot of boundries, but to me that feels so skeevy.. so icky... to invaid someones privacy, to betray that trust.... Low rent/low class...

Ick.. I have a look on my face like I just smelled something really rotton...
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It's a potato bug (or at least that is what i call it) and it will chase you...

I don't mind most bugs or creepy crawlies.. I will catch a bee or a wasp with my bare hands.. but this one will have me up on a chair screaming high C......
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