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06-06-2012, 03:49 PM
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You can buy hunting knives at Walmart in 'Merica? Really-really?
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06-06-2012, 05:19 PM
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06-06-2012, 05:36 PM
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Kind, sweet, loving, romantic and a rare Butch. :) Relationship Status:
I don't drive a Uhaul. :) 
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06-06-2012, 06:26 PM
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Industrial size cling wrap
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06-06-2012, 08:14 PM
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car battery, jumper cables, light bulb
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06-06-2012, 08:25 PM
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THREE boxes of Sudafed
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what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here? 
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06-07-2012, 07:48 AM
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06-07-2012, 09:13 AM
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I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! 
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06-08-2012, 09:11 PM
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Too funny a thread to let it rest. Back later when I am feeling clever. Bump.
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06-08-2012, 09:31 PM
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07-04-2012, 02:26 PM
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Surveillance camera system for the home
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07-04-2012, 04:41 PM
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07-04-2012, 09:42 PM
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THIS REMINDS ME OF THE MOVIE, STAND BY ME WHEN HE'S IN THE PIE EATING CONTEST! LOL
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07-04-2012, 10:21 PM
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OMG this is sooo funny....
1 very large zucchini 2 industrial size bottles of lube.. and one very scared look on your face
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07-05-2012, 05:31 AM
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Timed Out
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Condoms, a Tarp, and a Ski Mask....
Be sure you wear gloves to the register, and hurry the cashier along looking nervous. Rip the mask out of the bag as soon as they scan it, and put it on, tag and all. LOL |
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07-05-2012, 05:41 AM
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07-05-2012, 05:57 AM
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and that shit doesn't sound atrocious! Relationship Status:
divorce happens..all that glitters ain't gold
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07-06-2012, 09:46 PM
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pinhead camera
300 foot wire drill set for boring holes through walls
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07-06-2012, 11:05 PM
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07-06-2012, 11:10 PM
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Timed Out
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A box of condoms, straight pins, and a pregnancy test.
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