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Old 04-02-2011, 11:15 AM   #6081
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Old 04-02-2011, 12:34 PM   #6082
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Sure wish we could find homes for Sassy and Harley. She is a calico and he is a black and white tuxedo kitty. They are about 8 months old and need a home real bad. They are both love bugs. She is a camera ham, he is not LOL...he's like WTF is that? She's like, ahhh batting my eyes.....
I had the most beautiful calico who was quite photogenic too. One side of her face looked exactly like a tiger's, hence her name...Tigger.
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Old 04-02-2011, 01:20 PM   #6083
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Stray cat #2 (Mrs. McGillacuddy) has left the premises. Ethel's always first.

Looking for Little Ricky now.....that's usually the order.....then Mrs. Trumble.

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If You have a cake recipe that calls for 3 eggs, 2 works just fine.......tried & true!



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This blog cracks me up. Dog people will appreciate this, I believe... especially if they've ever moved with a canine. It's called "Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving," and it's quite funny.
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The power is out, we nearly got washed off the hill or blown over to the next county, and we can't run any water. That means no shower or toilet. But at least it didn't blow the roof off, yet. No shower and a big meeting in big city today at coorporate office. Guess I'll take shampoo out to rain spout.
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It's actually COLD here this morning! 47!!! (That's cold for Austin this time of year!)


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I feel so awful when birthdays pass and I'm not on, or can't wish them a happy birthday on this site on time.

I beg forgiveness for blasting the forum with belated wishes but I do mean them...that's all...
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I am having kind of a "duh" day.

The landscapers arrived this morning for the "spring clean up". Of course this involves raking leaves, picking up debris, blowing stuff into piles that can be discarded.

Sounds reasonable huh?

Except we are having gale force winds here.

So, I sent an email to the management company requesting they educate me on how the landscapers manage to defy the laws of physics to do their work well in such high winds.

I'm getting nicer at asking the questions tho. They provide me with many opportunities to practice.



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If Y'all KNEW how much FUN You'd have throwing paint on a canvas, Y'all ALL would be doing it! In the meantime, I don't mind if You wanna pay ME to do it FOR You! ♥



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Is it wrong to lose myself so deeply in my genealogy research? LOL! Working on my D's now. Much fun.
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I need a flippin' bath!! Scrubbed from head to toe!!
It's been a LONG day and I'll be damned if I go without an emergency kit again or have to get ready for work by taking a "bird bath" with 24 ounces of bottled water. The things we take for granted .

I now have a new respect of those individuals [that are part of my caseload] who have major barriers to a "normal" life and who may be homeless and/or not have access to every day comforts such as a hot shower or a safe place to stay out of a storm.
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