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Old 04-16-2011, 10:43 PM   #6161
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I just made some VERY yummie chocolate cupcakes......with mayonaisse in them!


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I just made some VERY yummie chocolate cupcakes......with mayonaisse in them!


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Is this a bona fide recipe or a creation born from inhaling a few too many paint fumes?



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Thought I would pop in after my OVER LONG absence from this place with a very big and a little bit of a story as to what has kept me away.

A lot of things have changed. I quit ... YAY ME!!! I'm single again, and I really don't want to talk about that one... Lately I feel a little like my life has been highjacked My tax return came in so I bought a new which is already broken down. I also paid off some debt, including an old student loan. Since that isn't hanging over my head anymore... I decided to go back to school THIS means, that a lot of my extra time now goes to text books. I got pneumonia and I am still recovering from that. My sons medication has stopped working so well, so hes a little.... And I'm just that the new medication we started works better. I may be moving soon and I'm still about everything that that involves. Over all I guess I am still feeling a little like this.... ... and maybe this.... I'm really hoping to get back my
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Old 04-17-2011, 03:41 PM   #6167
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I get that salted caramel is a thing. But rock salt-encrusted caramels are an abomination.
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Is this a bona fide recipe or a creation born from inhaling a few too many paint fumes?



I posted the recipe in the BFP Cookbook thread.....there are no fumes with acrylics.....


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Old 04-17-2011, 08:57 PM   #6169
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I love burlesque... Adore it....

Since I saw my first fan dance, I was hooked...

So imagine my excitement when they made a whole movie about it... with CHER!!!!

So... after eons of waiting for it to come out on netflix... It came... We watched

IT SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

The music didn't save it, the costumes didn't save it, the dancing didn't save it... CHER didn't save it...

I mean... A pussycat dolls vidieo had more heat than this movie...

whine...

Showgirls was better...
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For some unknown reason, I was watching one of
those tv preachers spouting off today.

And, I found myself wondering......God managed to
create an exquisitely intricate universe and all contained
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So why does humankind think He needs their help to interpret
His Word? Do people really think He is incapable of getting a
message across without their unique interpretation of it?

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Old 04-18-2011, 04:31 PM   #6172
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i suck most of the cheese off of cheetoes then put them in my mouth and the rest of it just melts and it's kinda cool.

However, my fingers and lips are then sorta yellowish.
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either something/someone seriously spooked a Skunk nearby, or 2 skunks squabbled, maybe a female's seriously playing 'hard-to-get' under my house...
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