Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It - Page 318

Tommi · 05-04-2011, 07:28 AM

Ebon · 05-04-2011, 12:41 PM

Someone actually wasted money making this. We all know what is going to happen!

Kobi · 05-04-2011, 08:13 PM

Whenever I see the thread "Osama Bin Laden Is Dead", I have
flashbacks to Chevy Chase on Saturday Night Live announcing
"Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead".

JustJo · 05-04-2011, 08:21 PM

Just cuz I'm nosey...playing around on howmanyofme.com ...and finding out that there's only one of Rooster, and only one of Scoote (I knew they were both unique), but a small handful of me

Want to try? Go here

Tommi · 05-04-2011, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tommi

URGENT CRAVING> I want a case of See's Chocolate Candy. I want Mr. Duck to accompany me to the pool while I swim and eat bon bon's. He does not like chocolate.

justkim · 05-04-2011, 08:37 PM

It has been a weird Wednesday... Is it over yet?

dixie · 05-04-2011, 10:08 PM

dixie · 05-04-2011, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJo

Just cuz I'm nosey...playing around on howmanyofme.com ...and finding out that there's only one of Rooster, and only one of Scoote (I knew they were both unique), but a small handful of me

Want to try? Go here

There are 9 of me. I figured there would be more, since I know a girl in my hometown with the same first, middle, and last name as me, PLUS the same exact birthdate. We used to go to the same doctor, who always seemed to mix up our charts til we started giving our ss# when we came in. Our moms were friends...lol

dixie · 05-04-2011, 10:14 PM

There is also only one of my son, but I guess that's to be expected since it's an unusual name and his namesake is deceased. This is kinda neat.

rainintothesea · 05-04-2011, 10:19 PM

I saw someone wearing a black t-shirt today with just the word "betch." in pink printed on the chest. I had to.

Rook · 05-05-2011, 05:25 AM

Once upon a time, in a land faaaaaaaaaaaaaaar faaaaaaaaar away, things were slightly different than they are nowadays....

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Before:
"I want you back home by the time our street lights [or "Taps", if you're a military brat] turn on, understood? If I hafta hunt you down, u will be the sorest child on this block."

Now:
"I want you in bed & your XBox/Wii/Playstation 3 OFF by 1 am...comprende?"...(2:15 am) "Why are you still awake???It's a School Night !!"
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Before:
"I know you aint sittin down to eat before washin' your hands real well, go clean up!"

Now:
"There's a hand sanitizer by the microwave, use it."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Before:
"I can help, but that's it, the rest is up to you, you're the student"

Now:
"Look it up on wiki, I'm tired."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-
Before:
"Get your ass off that computer, damnit, wasting your time on that newfangled nerdy crap, the trash needs taking out .....MOVE IT!"

Now:
"Did you get done with Configuring my pc, checking for Viruses? Please tell me u went to the MCSA exams like I been reminding u for weeks..."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-
Before:
"Did you just sass me??? Boy, I will feed you 5 fingers right quick to that ass, u got 5 seconds to chill and 2 just went by, I got soap, a belt, and alllll Night"

Now:
"Sweetie...please...you really need to settle down, or it's *time out* time on the la-z-boy".
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Before:
"You want what...? A Pool? Child we got a hose, and a basin....go swim. Too small for u? We got a nice Lake 3 miles down, u can use the exercise, just don't go near them pipes."

Now:
"You want to what...? Do you know how nasty them Lakes are?? poop all over the damn place, lord knows what dead crap in 'em, perverts and stuff, you take your narrow behind to the Community pool uptown, go on, here's 35$"

dixie · 05-05-2011, 08:07 PM

citybutch · 05-05-2011, 08:08 PM

Check out my Mom:

Love her so much!

Turtle · 05-05-2011, 09:38 PM

Sparkle · 05-05-2011, 09:45 PM

I love that I can sync my calendar to my iphone so that I get reminders of meetings and events...

I do NOT love that my calendar sends me reminders for events happening "tomorrow" at 11.40pm. It makes me feel all anxious and behind schedule and then makes it hard to fall asleep...

There should simply be a "GO TO BED YOU SLACKER" alarm.

Kobi · 05-06-2011, 05:05 AM

justkim · 05-06-2011, 06:03 AM

Sparkle · 05-06-2011, 06:27 AM

Bizarre & Vivid Dreams...

starring:

MY CATS

(one grew to mountain lion proportions, the other was a zombie cat)

& guest starring Bon Iver

(who had just moved to my neighborhood)

and i suspect i may have been sleep talking.

Kätzchen · 05-06-2011, 08:21 AM

Kobi · 05-06-2011, 09:03 AM

I met the new tenants of my birdhouse today.
I must remember to add...no fornicating on the deck rail
and no buzzing the landlord to the next lease.

05-04-2011, 07:28 AM	#6341
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05-04-2011, 12:41 PM	#6342
Ebon Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my souls eyes. Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: lol Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Here Posts: 3,476 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,524 Thanked 11,142 Times in 2,757 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Seriously?! Someone actually wasted money making this. We all know what is going to happen! __________________ In Lak'ech Ala K'in I'm a Soul Rebel http://wannabereverend.wordpress.com/ Spirituality is not a belief system or ideology, it is the surrender of one's ego to the infinite wisdom and knowledge that is the universe.

05-04-2011, 08:13 PM	#6343
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,635 Times in 7,642 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	Whenever I see the thread "Osama Bin Laden Is Dead", I have flashbacks to Chevy Chase on Saturday Night Live announcing "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead". __________________

05-04-2011, 08:21 PM	#6344
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,406 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Just cuz I'm nosey...playing around on howmanyofme.com ...and finding out that there's only one of Rooster, and only one of Scoote (I knew they were both unique), but a small handful of me Want to try? Go here __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

05-04-2011, 08:37 PM	#6346
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05-04-2011, 10:08 PM	#6347
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05-04-2011, 10:14 PM	#6349
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	There is also only one of my son, but I guess that's to be expected since it's an unusual name and his namesake is deceased. This is kinda neat.

05-04-2011, 10:19 PM	#6350
rainintothesea Member How Do You Identify?: - Preferred Pronoun?: - Relationship Status: - Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: - Posts: 533 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,135 Thanked 801 Times in 314 Posts Rep Power: 4143698	I saw someone wearing a black t-shirt today with just the word "betch." in pink printed on the chest. I had to.

05-05-2011, 05:25 AM	#6351
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Change of Times..? Once upon a time, in a land faaaaaaaaaaaaaaar faaaaaaaaar away, things were slightly different than they are nowadays.... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Before: "I want you back home by the time our street lights [or "Taps", if you're a military brat] turn on, understood? If I hafta hunt you down, u will be the sorest child on this block." Now: "I want you in bed & your XBox/Wii/Playstation 3 OFF by 1 am...comprende?"...(2:15 am) "Why are you still awake???It's a School Night !!" -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Before: "I know you aint sittin down to eat before washin' your hands real well, go clean up!" Now: "There's a hand sanitizer by the microwave, use it." -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Before: "I can help, but that's it, the rest is up to you, you're the student" Now: "Look it up on wiki, I'm tired." -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=- Before: "Get your ass off that computer, damnit, wasting your time on that newfangled nerdy crap, the trash needs taking out .....MOVE IT!" Now: "Did you get done with Configuring my pc, checking for Viruses? Please tell me u went to the MCSA exams like I been reminding u for weeks..." -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=- Before: "Did you just sass me??? Boy, I will feed you 5 fingers right quick to that ass, u got 5 seconds to chill and 2 just went by, I got soap, a belt, and alllll Night" Now: "Sweetie...please...you really need to settle down, or it's time out time on the la-z-boy". -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Before: "You want what...? A Pool? Child we got a hose, and a basin....go swim. Too small for u? We got a nice Lake 3 miles down, u can use the exercise, just don't go near them pipes." Now: "You want to what...? Do you know how nasty them Lakes are?? poop all over the damn place, lord knows what dead crap in 'em, perverts and stuff, you take your narrow behind to the Community pool uptown, go on, here's 35$" __________________

05-05-2011, 08:07 PM	#6352
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858

05-05-2011, 08:08 PM	#6353
citybutch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to "hey you" (either works for me!) Relationship Status: 19 years together- Very Married for 10 years Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: San Diego Posts: 557 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 835 Thanked 1,194 Times in 355 Posts Rep Power: 6434866	Look what I found on YOUTUBE! Check out my Mom: Love her so much! __________________ Take care of your body, take care of your health... You never know when the walls cave in and it all changes for good.

05-05-2011, 09:38 PM	#6354
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05-05-2011, 09:45 PM	#6355
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05-06-2011, 05:05 AM	#6356
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,635 Times in 7,642 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	__________________

05-06-2011, 06:03 AM	#6357
justkim Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me... Preferred Pronoun?: ... Relationship Status: <3 myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ... Posts: 2,023 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,062 Thanked 6,799 Times in 1,553 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	__________________ Kim "A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success." - Unknown -

05-06-2011, 06:27 AM	#6358
Sparkle Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, please Relationship Status: Loved Up Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Western MA Posts: 2,183 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,001 Thanked 6,555 Times in 1,553 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Bizarre & Vivid Dreams... starring: MY CATS (one grew to mountain lion proportions, the other was a zombie cat) & guest starring Bon Iver (who had just moved to my neighborhood) and i suspect i may have been sleep talking. __________________ I am made of stars

05-06-2011, 08:21 AM	#6359
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, please. Join Date: May 2010 Location: Near beautiful rivers and snow capped volcanoes Posts: 16,022 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 30,166 Thanked 33,489 Times in 10,624 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	Special Needs Theory no. 5

05-06-2011, 09:03 AM	#6360
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,635 Times in 7,642 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	I met the new tenants of my birdhouse today. I must remember to add...no fornicating on the deck rail and no buzzing the landlord to the next lease. __________________