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05-23-2011, 07:30 AM
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 When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the desire to mate every second of the day. It is not lying awake at night imagining that he is kissing every part of your body. No... don't blush. I am telling you some truths. For that is just being in love; which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over, when being in love has burned away..... 
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05-23-2011, 07:39 AM
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They could have big vampire garage sales...but only at night of course. 
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05-23-2011, 08:02 AM
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Good 'n married. 
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Soooo - the "mouse" I thought was messing around in my aviary - turns out he has a long fluffy tail and should be outside in the trees. We finally met yesterday. My kitty was trying to show him the door. He chose the window. Unfortunately it was shut at the time. I tried a net, but he was faster than me. He was last seen heading in the direction of the closet. How do you call a squirrel, anyway?
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05-23-2011, 08:45 AM
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Every time I look at my local paper I find humor in it. From today's paper, A woman answered a knock on her door Friday morning to encounter a heavyset white female wearing a brown hat and scarf and "big dark glasses" spraying her in the face with what seemed to be hairspray and beating her with what is described in the report as "a plastic dump truck."
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05-23-2011, 09:21 AM
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She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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05-23-2011, 12:48 PM
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Attached to my granddaughter and chosen family. Join Date: May 2010
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05-23-2011, 01:07 PM
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They are vampires at night. But. During the day They Are Lobbyists.
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05-23-2011, 03:19 PM
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05-23-2011, 06:05 PM
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I dislike headaches.
I dislike those who do not tell the truth. That is all for now. |
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05-24-2011, 02:31 AM
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Abigail: I Love,love,LOVE this.thank you for sharing it... The poem about
being in love, that is. I can only wish I had time to figure out how to reply with quoted posts :/ Last edited by GinaSofia; 05-24-2011 at 02:36 AM. Reason: After a decade I still don't know WTF I'm doing online. |
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05-24-2011, 06:28 AM
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I woke up to this on my facebook wall.
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05-24-2011, 06:46 AM
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05-24-2011, 07:44 AM
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Never been more in love with my Sugarbear! 
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Kids are so funny what entertains them! At the doctors office with my 5 year old daughter...she has me make balloons out of gloves. She is now dancing around the exam room with one in each hand calling them "fat hands". And here I thought she was sick! I missed work for this? Lol! I wouldn't have it any other way!!!
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05-24-2011, 08:56 AM
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If I ever decide to get into body piercing I think I'll ask them to use one of those big hole punchers. That way I could hang 3-ring binders from my chest and carry around personal information, work documents, and car registration.
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05-24-2011, 01:16 PM
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Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. 
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My brother borrows my NY Yankees ballcap, not because he's a fan...
His hair is extra-mega curly, and lookin' like krusty the clown.... btw, I never learn. I felt bad, and said "here, but take care of it".. Today, I wake up at 7 am, THE POOCH is walkin' through the living room very proud, happy strutting..With MY ballcap...drooled, chewed and fucked up.... "CHINO !!!!!!!! GET OUT HERE......NOW!!!!" Half the neighborhood must've heard my mouth. He finally shows up, annoyed, squinting, yawning with a sleepy "What?" I motion to the dog {who, btw, is still enjoying my former favorite ballcap with small air tosses..} -"Oh...shit..." -sheepish smile- -"That's it?...Oh Shit? He's chowing on a $27 ballcap." -"How'd he get it?" -"Wanna take a guess or 2? My treat, u fucknut." -"Ummm..."-scratching his head with genuine stupidity..- At this point, I swiped the ballcap, shooed the dog away and threw the cap at him.... -"It's 7 am, christ" -"I didn't buy that thing in walmart, you're paying for it!" -"Aw c'mon I'm broke, I love u tooooo" -"what the....?" -"Doesn't I love u mean not having to say i'm sorry?" -"Fuck no..." I swear...If he wasn't my Blood... 
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05-24-2011, 02:54 PM
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oh crap!! . i accidently nuked my tub of butter
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05-24-2011, 04:14 PM
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hmm traded my dodge diesel pick up for a chevy stepside 4x4 its 2 yrs older then my dodge.. but its black an jacked up and in perfect shape..wondering why the guy would trade... guess it dont matter i just luv the chevy!! mid life crisses?
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05-24-2011, 08:38 PM
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I answer to "hey you" (either works for me!) Relationship Status:
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*yikes* and *sigh*.... all at once....
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 Take care of your body, take care of your health... You never know when the walls cave in and it all changes for good.
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05-24-2011, 09:06 PM
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TRAINING ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY:
An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym, when he spotted a sweet young thing...He asked the trainer that was near by"What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby".......
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05-24-2011, 09:12 PM
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Every gym has a Mandelbaum.
Old guys also really appreciate the Reader's Digest large font version of posts.
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