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Old 05-31-2011, 09:54 PM   #6601
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In Chicago. It's the best! Woohoo! I sure did miss it out here!
Had Home Run Inn Pizza today and tomorrow a Cubs game!
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Old 05-31-2011, 10:28 PM   #6602
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Old 05-31-2011, 11:11 PM   #6603
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Does anyone believe in true, old fashioned love anymore? The kind that you actually *work* at to make it last?
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Old 06-01-2011, 08:17 AM   #6604
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It is whining-Wednesday:

I slept poorly.

The humidity is at 85%, it is soupy and mosquito-y outside.
I am working on a playground revitalization proposal and am in/out all day.

I mistakenly thought I had scheduled a budget meeting for 830am and rushed out of the house without drying my hair, in a rather dodgy ensem.

Consequently, I'm having a truly horrific hair day and I am wearing dark coloured shorts with legs that are an unenviable shade of cadaver pale.

AND I left the breakfast, lunch and coffee I packed on the kitchen counter.

I wanna go back to bed and start today over.

:: <--- i didn't know there was a whine emoticon, but i like it!
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Old 06-01-2011, 10:40 AM   #6605
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"California"

We've been on the run
Driving in the sun
Looking out for number 1
California here we come
Right back where we started from

Hustlers grab your guns
Your shadow weighs a ton
Driving down the 101
California here we come
Right back where we started from

California!
Here we come!

On the stereo
Listen as we go
Nothing's gonna stop me now
California here we come
Right back where we started from
Pedal to the floor
Thinkin' of the roar
Gotta get us to the show
California here we come
Right back where we started from

California!
Here we come!

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Old 06-01-2011, 01:30 PM   #6606
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I've heard people say things like 'Oh, I just forgot to eat' or 'It's just too hot to eat' Neither of those phrases have ever come from my lips....until this weekend.

It was too hot and I was so busy, I forgot to eat
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Old 06-01-2011, 01:51 PM   #6607
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Today is not a good day.....

I just can't find the horizon.....

I know it's there - but I've lost my way......
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Old 06-01-2011, 01:59 PM   #6608
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I am waiting to have this skin cancer wart thing off my cheek. Third excision. Working in da sun. Use sunscreen.
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Old 06-02-2011, 05:38 AM   #6609
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:22 AM   #6610
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Doing housework with a cockatoo on your shoulder is harder than you'd think.
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Old 06-02-2011, 03:00 PM   #6611
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This year we will see 4 unusual dates..1/1/11,1/11/11,11/1/11,11/11/11

NOW go take the last 2 digits of the year U were born + how old U will be=111 CRAZY!
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Old 06-02-2011, 03:14 PM   #6612
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My total number of posts now equals the total number of visitors to my profile page.

Funny the things I notice and how they fascinate me.

I must go play this number in the daily lottery drawing tho cuz it might be a sign ya know.

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Old 06-02-2011, 05:50 PM   #6613
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Old 06-02-2011, 06:41 PM   #6614
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The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:02 PM   #6615
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I asked her to be my "Wing-Femme" and she declined...I am devastated!
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:22 PM   #6616
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I would like to invite everyone to raise a glass of whatever floats their boat in celebration of two major steps in the right direction.

The future looks very bright.

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Old 06-02-2011, 10:06 PM   #6617
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Ode to Enchanted Light


Under the trees light
has dropped from the top of the sky,
light
like green
latticework of branches,
shining
on every leaf,
drifting down like clean
white sand.
A cicada sends
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My allergies took a beating with the oak pollen.
Now we slide right into the pine pollen.
If I dress all in pink, maybe it will mistake me for a benadryl and leave me alone.

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Take my hand and walk with me
I can not say our journey together will be with out rocks and brambles
there will always be those who scoff at how we can be so imperfectly perfect for eachother
but just take the hand I extend to you
for it is given in love and without reservation
you are the light I could not see
the love I could not believe in
and yet you stood by my side never wavering
until my sight cleared
and I saw the other half of me in you
forgive a broken cowboi for his hard head ways

Bu hy is here before you
and I offer to you my hand
and my name for now and for all times

so walk this path with me, right by my side
and I promise to you the best of us is only yet to be

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I can not believe how much I have NOT worked today. For now on, smart phone stays in the car......They are nice enough to let me leave at 2 today
(orthodontist appointment) yes, braces at my age. At least they are invisalign. When I was a know it all teen ager, I did not wear my retainer, and who knows why my body waited until menopause for my teeth to start to move.....and teeth do move! But it's kayaking that I'm day dreaming about.

I've been rowing all winter and spring on a speedstrohe gym machine, it's kayak specific stroke training, AND....I bought peel and stick knee pads to do
kneeling rowing......It's like Christmas eve to me.
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