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Old 06-06-2011, 07:59 PM   #6661
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(From the Uncle John's Heavy Duty Bathroom Reader...and yes, we have them all *G*)

About 100 ant species have no queens. All the workers in these species are wingless, fertile females and one usually takes on the dominant egg-laying role. To mate, she leaves the nest, performs a mating dance of sorts, releases pheromones, and attracts a male. She then copulates with him and, in some species, carries him into the nest and bites off his genitalia. The genitalia will continue supplying her with sperm for an hour or more. The male dies.

ALSO!! Fun lil ant fact (Other than the fact that I HATE them)

Queens of some ant species can live for as long as 30 years and can produce hundreds of millions of eggs over a lifetime.

(No wonder there are so many ants!)
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What shall we drink to? About three in the morning.

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Overall it was a good film. I was perplexed by a few things though.

In the film, the researcher and film crew are attacked by one of the bears and the researcher shoots and kills the female bear (notoriously one of the slowest reproducing mammals). He cries about this, and seems genuinely distressed about it. Who wouldn't be right? What I don't understand is why a man who has been researching these bears for 30 years hasn't come up with a different deterrent.

The second part that bothered me was that the same researcher feels that if he helps bear hunters to hunt and kill the male bears only, that he is helping to prevent unnecessary female bear kills. IMO I feel that he is a part of the problem. The population/habitat of these bears is dwindling because of clear cutting and hunting (yet there is still a bear hunting season), and I just cant fathom why/how he can be a party to their further demise.

Maybe I'm just a tree-hugging fool, but I just wanted to put my feelings about this out in the world somewhere. So, I randomly posted this here.
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(From the Uncle John's Heavy Duty Bathroom Reader...and yes, we have them all *G*)

About 100 ant species have no queens. All the workers in these species are wingless, fertile females and one usually takes on the dominant egg-laying role. To mate, she leaves the nest, performs a mating dance of sorts, releases pheromones, and attracts a male. She then copulates with him and, in some species, carries him into the nest and bites off his genitalia. The genitalia will continue supplying her with sperm for an hour or more. The male dies.

ALSO!! Fun lil ant fact (Other than the fact that I HATE them)

Queens of some ant species can live for as long as 30 years and can produce hundreds of millions of eggs over a lifetime.

(No wonder there are so many ants!)
Not so fun fact: we have ants at this very minute. They are at the base of our tub and in the kitchen (next to the sink and trash, of course). We've been waiting on the pest people all day.

*irritated*

In terms of females killing the males, my two favorites are the praying mantis and the black widow spider.
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Not so fun fact: we have ants at this very minute. They are at the base of our tub and in the kitchen (next to the sink and trash, of course). We've been waiting on the pest people all day.

*irritated*

In terms of females killing the males, my two favorites are the praying mantis and the black widow spider.

(A quick cheap fix - if you have a container you can keep pets out of...) Borax, water and sugar - you can find the exact measurements on the web

Also, there are certain grains you can sprinkle that they will eat & die from because they expand and blow the ants up
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(A quick cheap fix - if you have a container you can keep pets out of...) Borax, water and sugar - you can find the exact measurements on the web

Also, there are certain grains you can sprinkle that they will eat & die from because they expand and blow the ants up
I do know this, but I'm lazy and don't want to actually spend any money on them. Pest control is free with the apartment and usually they guys are in and out in the morning, but I guess with it being so hot and icky, we're not the only ones having bug issues.
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