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Old 07-06-2011, 06:59 PM   #6961
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Today's top news story in my new town as of next week is about a black bear that goes dumpster diving in town.

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Today's top news story in my new town as of next week is about a black bear that goes dumpster diving in town.

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We had a large black bear cruising around the parking lot of the local grocery store the other day. It tried to come in the automatic doors but an employee noticed and hit the door latch in time.
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We had a large black bear cruising around the parking lot of the local grocery store the other day. It tried to come in the automatic doors but an employee noticed and hit the door latch in time.
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Hey, how come the controls for fans always go Off, High, Medium, Low? Why wouldn't they go the other direction?? This has bothered me for years. (Off and on.)
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Nope. There was photographic evidence. I even posted it on the facebook. :stickingmytongueoutatyou:
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Hey, how come the controls for fans always go Off, High, Medium, Low? Why wouldn't they go the other direction?? This has bothered me for years. (Off and on.)
I've wondered this myself. At the moment, however, I'm wondering why the fan at the end of my bed started making an unbelievably obnoxious squeaking sound about ten minutes ago.
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Photoshop. I bet in the original it was a dark-haired hobo hanging out by the store, minding his own business.
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Photoshop. I bet in the original it was a dark-haired hobo hanging out by the store, minding his own business.
We don't have hobos who hang out by our stores. Come to think of it, I've never seen a "hobo" in my town at all.
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No wonder you thought he was a bear.


(Sorry--that was just too easy.)
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There was a story on the news last night that teaching cursive writing in schools has now become optional and keyboarding is now mandatory. I dont know if it was a local thing or a national thing.

Seems weird to me. Bad enough kids today cant spell, or construct sentences to say what they mean, or conjugate verbs properly. Now we wont teach them how to write? And this helps them compete in a world economy how?
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There was a story on the news last night that teaching cursive writing in schools has now become optional and keyboarding is now mandatory. I dont know if it was a local thing or a national thing.

Seems weird to me. Bad enough kids today cant spell, or construct sentences to say what they mean, or conjugate verbs properly. Now we wont teach them how to write? And this helps them compete in a world economy how?

I saw that, too, and it bothered me. I can't quite put my finger on the reason why, but it probably has something to do with the fact that I still hand write (in cursive) letters to my grandmother and mail them to her. She treasures them and keeps them on the table to proudly show off when friends come to visit.

I write and receive letters from military friends, and it touches my heart that they took the time out of their day to write me. I think writing (especially in cursive) shows a dedication and commitment to thinking about someone long enough to compose a letter. Mandatory keyboarding means they spent 10 seconds responding and won't give you another thought.






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There was a story on the news last night that teaching cursive writing in schools has now become optional and keyboarding is now mandatory. I dont know if it was a local thing or a national thing.

Seems weird to me. Bad enough kids today cant spell, or construct sentences to say what they mean, or conjugate verbs properly. Now we wont teach them how to write? And this helps them compete in a world economy how?
I thought the same thing. My son is 13. Pretty much the only cursive writing he has learned has been from me. His schools did not teach him one single aspect of it. The majority of all classwork though is done on computers. It does seem weird.
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I thought the same thing. My son is 13. Pretty much the only cursive writing he has learned has been from me. His schools did not teach him one single aspect of it. The majority of all classwork though is done on computers. It does seem weird.
I'm with all of you....my son is 13 also and his writing (cursive and printing) is horrific. The teachers in NY just accepted it and shrugged it off ....and taught him cursive incorrectly so that he was writing as if he was left-handed (which he isn't).

Luckily, his teachers here in FL took one look at his writing and said "we need to work on that" and it's much better. Still bad, but better.

I'm hoping the high school continues the work, and I need to work with him more myself, too.

I think both keyboarding and writing by hand are important....why in the world would the schools seem to feel that they're mutually exclusive?
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