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Old 12-24-2011, 03:26 PM   #7041
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This wonderful recipe!



With the holidays coming, here's a fruit cake recipe that will help take the stress out of this normally stressful time.

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
3 ounces lemon juice
1 cup of nuts
1 gallon of Absolute Vodka

First, sample the vodka to check for freshness. Take a large bowl. Check the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup of the vodka and drink it. Repeat. Repeat again. Turn on the electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add water, eggs and 1 tsp. sugar and beat again. Make surr the vodca is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off mixers. Chuck in the cup of dried fruitt or something. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets struck on the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsistancity. Next, sniff 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the vodka. Now sniff the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one Table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever. Grease the oven. Turn the cake ttin 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Whip the bowl out the window. Check the vidka again. Go to bed. Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway
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I got the Batboy tshirt and bobblehead for Christmas! OMG I'm excited about it.



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It was more of a squeal than a smile, but...my surprise Christmas present from my sneaky honey means I will be seeing my fav band, Flogging Molly, in February!


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...happy for you, Monty. May the understanding and love continue. Big hugs for you, and best wishes for a joyous holiday season, my classic cinema comrade.

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A nice conversation last evening.

Being invited for Christmas dinner today.

Making the decision to help someone and making their day she is ill and this will be a form of therapy...
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My lone present under the tree from my Sister-in-law and Brother. It was perfect as usual. I was looking forward to opening it because she somehow seems to always send me perfect stuff. Even though we are TOTALLY different and haven't seen each other in two years. She somehow always knows.

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i havent stopped smiling all day...ok maybe for a few minutes...but being able to make somebody smile..and feel better...brought it back.....so..things that made me smile : ....wrapping gifts....early morning phone calls....watching the kids get excited over gifts ....and a special phone call at the perfect time.....eating christmas dinner with someone i love so much....family time....one on one time with one of the little ones ....and that scarf! ....im sure more smiles are to come
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Tim's coffee and hot cocoa...

Being up before the kids to hear and see all their excitement...

The joy they got from all those amazing gifts...

Coming home to MY house after holiday time with family...

The most wonderful and loving guy I could ever ask for...
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