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BugsAndKisses · 09-28-2011, 07:36 PM

dixie · 09-28-2011, 08:23 PM

SoNotHer · 09-28-2011, 08:30 PM

A call to cannibalism or a call to dinner? Or a knee-slapping, rib-tickling English teacher party joke. Hey, we have to find in humor in grammar gravitas. :-)

BugsAndKisses · 09-28-2011, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SoNotHer

A call to cannibalism or a call to dinner? Or a knee-slapping, rib-tickling English teacher party joke. Hey, we have to find in humor in grammar gravitas. :-)

Two cannibals were eatting a clown when one said to the other "does this taste funny to you?"

SoNotHer · 09-28-2011, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BugsAndKisses

Two cannibals were eatting a clown when one said to the other "does this taste funny to you?"

That actually made me laugh spontaneously... :-0

Ranger Butch Force · 09-28-2011, 10:41 PM

Im watching Step Brothers.

IT'S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!

asphaltcowboi · 09-28-2011, 11:06 PM

Starbuck · 09-28-2011, 11:14 PM

I like strawberry toaster streudal and if I had some, I'd eat the whole box right about now.

BugsAndKisses · 09-29-2011, 06:44 AM

Coworker "hey ho did you bring your 3ds? " Me "*yes! we can street pass on lunch" coworker "we gonna have so much fun, i wish we saw in 3D" me yelling "Jon this is the third time I have to correct you on that...we are getting a divorce!"

BugsAndKisses · 09-29-2011, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoNotHer

That actually made me laugh spontaneously... :-0

Thats my fav joke

Nat · 09-29-2011, 06:57 AM

tapu · 09-29-2011, 06:59 AM

I like to try to hack vending machines.

nekohl · 09-29-2011, 10:42 AM

I wonder if I won the lottery would my problems be solved. My worries are so centered around money right now. Relationship, family, I'm happy with all that. But not having to worry constantly about money, or the lack there of, does that make a person happier?

But, more money, more problems they say. And the odds of me winning the lottery are pretty slim considering I don't play.

So I guess I'll just try to be happy with my worries.

Boo

1QuirkyKiwi · 09-29-2011, 10:50 AM

Pineapple and chocolate is NOT a good taste combinated straight after a green smoothie!

Random · 09-29-2011, 10:52 AM

I've been *girding* my loins for a *come to jesus* talk with my trainer..

For TWO days I've been practicing what I'm going to say and how to say it

I need to be PC and delicate..

I am a bull in a china shop

What I want to do

Skip the chain of command and go to my departments head
Tell her what is wrong and how to fix it
Finish up this training in the most effective and least time consuming way
Get certified and start working my shift and get life back on track for me and two other employees that are now covering the shift that will be mine..

Nice, neat, and political suicide..

What I will do...

Talk to my trainer and let him know how I am feeling and why

Ask him to come up with a solution so I am not waiting around four to five hours until he has time to train me.

Suggest the possibility of scheduled training time with scheduled tasks so I might take some of the *waiting time* and review the actual proceedures that are going to be performed (instead of just randomly picking out documents to reread!)

Suggest the possibility of working the same shift as the two other trainers who arn't supervisers and spend their entire shift on the floor.

I may be growing up

I want to work for this company, I want to work for this department, and I want to work the shift I was hired for... But I know me... I am work ID'd and production minded. Too many years in food... If you don't have any work to do, then go home... Don't sit around not doing anything and waste labor dollars... (yes, I was always under on labor, and inventory costs, and spoilage... but strangly enough I've always had the lowest turnover of employees..Go figure)

The sad thing is... My trainer is a good teacher, he is also a very good supervisor... He really just doesn't have time to be both...

Nat · 09-29-2011, 09:22 PM

Turtle · 09-29-2011, 09:39 PM

BugsAndKisses · 09-29-2011, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cody

BTW I meant to say in the deep dark corners of my soul this picture really bugs me,lol, if I ever walked into that heads would roll!

BugsAndKisses · 09-29-2011, 09:46 PM

if i were a pokemon....

Turtle · 09-29-2011, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BugsAndKisses

BTW I meant to say in the deep dark corners of my soul this picture really bugs me,lol, if I ever walked into that heads would roll!

Gosh, I LOVE that picture.... :-)

09-28-2011, 08:30 PM	#7603
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09-28-2011, 10:41 PM	#7606
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09-28-2011, 11:14 PM	#7608
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09-29-2011, 06:57 AM	#7611
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09-28-2011, 07:36 PM	#7601
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09-28-2011, 08:23 PM	#7602
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09-29-2011, 06:44 AM	#7609
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09-29-2011, 06:59 AM	#7612
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09-29-2011, 10:42 AM	#7613
nekohl Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Gone Posts: 446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 632 Thanked 2,162 Times in 382 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	makes the world go round I wonder if I won the lottery would my problems be solved. My worries are so centered around money right now. Relationship, family, I'm happy with all that. But not having to worry constantly about money, or the lack there of, does that make a person happier? But, more money, more problems they say. And the odds of me winning the lottery are pretty slim considering I don't play. So I guess I'll just try to be happy with my worries. Boo __________________

09-29-2011, 10:50 AM	#7614
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09-29-2011, 10:52 AM	#7615
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,327 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I've been girding my loins for a come to jesus talk with my trainer.. For TWO days I've been practicing what I'm going to say and how to say it I need to be PC and delicate.. I am a bull in a china shop What I want to do Skip the chain of command and go to my departments head Tell her what is wrong and how to fix it Finish up this training in the most effective and least time consuming way Get certified and start working my shift and get life back on track for me and two other employees that are now covering the shift that will be mine.. Nice, neat, and political suicide.. What I will do... Talk to my trainer and let him know how I am feeling and why Ask him to come up with a solution so I am not waiting around four to five hours until he has time to train me. Suggest the possibility of scheduled training time with scheduled tasks so I might take some of the waiting time and review the actual proceedures that are going to be performed (instead of just randomly picking out documents to reread!) Suggest the possibility of working the same shift as the two other trainers who arn't supervisers and spend their entire shift on the floor. I may be growing up I want to work for this company, I want to work for this department, and I want to work the shift I was hired for... But I know me... I am work ID'd and production minded. Too many years in food... If you don't have any work to do, then go home... Don't sit around not doing anything and waste labor dollars... (yes, I was always under on labor, and inventory costs, and spoilage... but strangly enough I've always had the lowest turnover of employees..Go figure) The sad thing is... My trainer is a good teacher, he is also a very good supervisor... He really just doesn't have time to be both... __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"

09-29-2011, 09:22 PM	#7616
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender (DID System) Preferred Pronoun?: he/him or alter-specific Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Central TX Posts: 3,537 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,047 Thanked 13,971 Times in 2,591 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl

09-29-2011, 09:39 PM	#7617
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09-29-2011, 09:46 PM	#7619
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