What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 4

Miss Scarlett · 09-29-2012, 08:21 PM

Getting a copy of AARP Magazine in the mail today of all days...lol

Scuba · 09-29-2012, 10:35 PM

Iran's news agency portrays satirical Onion story as its own

(CNN) -- Add Iran's news agency to the long list of those hoodwinked by the satire of The Onion. Iran's semi-official Fars News Agency published a story Friday claiming that a Gallup poll found that rural white Americans prefer Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over President Barack Obama.

Such a poll would indeed be big news in Iran (and the United States) -- if it were true. But the source was The Onion, the publication that presents the outlandish as real news.

Its serious tone fools many who are new to the lampoons. Onion yarns have tricked news outlets in the U.S. and overseas. Ahmadinejad: I'm quite popular. What sets Fars apart from others, however, is that the agency published the Onion story as if it were its own.Fars News Agency used the story verbatim, giving the same headline: "Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad To Obama" Fars also took all the credit at the get-go:

"TEHRAN (FNA) -- According to the results of a Gallup poll released Monday, the overwhelming majority of rural white Americans said they would rather vote for Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than US President Barack Obama."

(The Onion story used a Charleston, West Virginia, dateline.)
The article went on to quote a West Virginia resident as saying he would rather grab a ballgame or a drink with the Iranian leader than with Obama.
The phony resident then lauded Ahmadinejad: "He takes national defense seriously, and he'd never let some gay protesters tell him how to run his country like Obama does."

If that weren't enough, Fars continued, "According to the same Gallup poll, 60 percent of rural whites said they at least respected that Ahmadinejad doesn't try to hide the fact that he's Muslim."

A Fars news editor said Friday that the outlet took the item off its English-language website once editors realized that The Onion wasn't a legitimate news organization.

Without breaking from its farce, Onion Editor Will Tracy wrote in an e-mail that Fars is a subsidiary and has been "our Middle Eastern bureau since the mid 1980s, when the Onion's publisher, T. Herman Zweibel, founded Fars with the government approval of the late Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khomeini.

"The Onion freely shares content with Fars and commends the journalists at Iran's Finest News Source on their superb reportage," Tracy wrote in his statement.

There's no word on whether either president is laughing.

Rook · 10-27-2012, 06:26 AM

3 guys named
WHAT,
WHY,
WHEN
were talkin

WHAT:WHY what r u doing?

WHY:i dont know what iam doing.

WHAT:why?

WHY:why r u caling me? what?

WHAT:now why did u cal me?

WHY:what! When did i cal u?

WHEN:in ur problem why r u callin me?

WHY:what? did i cal u? When?

WHAT & WHEN: what

WHEN:why r u caling urself?

WHY: did i cal myself, when?

WHEN:what?

WHAT:why did u cal me? Dont ask when?

WHY & WHEN: what ?

Kenna · 12-06-2012, 07:26 AM

an encounter with a friend's roommate that asked us to help someone go hang curtain rods and blinds...
me: where's the drill bits?
them :I don't know.
me: you brought the drill but no drill bits?
them: I don't know what drill bits look like. you mean those things that make holes?
me: *blank stare *
them: I don't know nothing about drill bits."
me: *sifting thru the tool box, looking like Beaker and Fozzy Bear* quietly reminding self that not everyone is mechanically inclined.

Blade · 02-17-2013, 04:38 PM

A friend of mine plays Farm Story on his phone and he has made friends with some of his neighbors on the game. One neighbor he was having a conversation with ask him about his weekend. He said he had been at the beach and was going to stop by Krispy Kreme, but the Hot & Now sign wasn't on.

Chuckles....when he checked his messages again, he had been moderated and told that what he said was inappropriate. He of course was perplexed by this and didn't understand why he was moderated. I on the other hand about died laughing Krispy Kreme is in 39 states, I guess where ever this moderator was from didn't have Krispy Kreme, or they'd never heard of it.

Just so you know the best time to stop at Krispy Kreme is when the
HOT & NOW sign is on.

StrongButch · 02-17-2013, 04:43 PM

A guy trying to hit on me at flea market. I am so butch guess he likes tough women. (lol)

~ocean · 02-17-2013, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StrongButch

A guy trying to hit on me at flea market. I am so butch guess he likes tough women. (lol)

tooo funny strongbutch lol. ~ maybe he was gay ? soo many times that happens to butchs .

maryam · 02-17-2013, 08:04 PM

I was doing a training shift at a Big Box store today. I had to go through Mobile, Apple store and Computers and train peeps on some new devices my company is offering. So we're all hanging out for a bit mid afternoon (me, a manager, and three employees: two male college kids and one mom.) and we're talking about dinner.

Mgr: I'm going to stop at Chipotle and get a box.
Mom: whatever my husband fixed, probably spaghetti.
Kids: pizza, and/or fruit loops, and red bull.

(They have a long night of dragon slaying planned tonight.)
Me: pot roast with steamed asparagus.
Mgr: You gonna eat at midnight? that takes forever!
Me: Nope! I put the roast and veggies in the crock pot before I left. I'll get home about an hour before the Spousal Unit so I'll have time to steam the asparagus. Then I just have to make the gravy.
Mom: you can put the asparagus in the top of the crockpot for a bit and steam it.
Me: but then it'll taste like pot roast instead of asparagus.
Kid blurts out: But that's a good thing! I'd eat asparagus if it were meat flavored!

Smiling · 02-17-2013, 11:33 PM

This guy cracks me up. As I understand it, he spends most of his days riding around trying to make a citizen's arrest on cops who violate traffic laws.

lol

Kenna · 07-20-2013, 10:37 PM

a day filled with laughter, goofy friends, meeting two of Blade's friends that I've waited 3 years to meet (and two of us simultaneously saying "AND you're not a figment of his imagination! ), silly faces made by the 'other That Woman' (said with respect) when she sipped my adult beverage ...and INSIDE jokes reflecting on memories of searching for cock rings ...

a great day and how buzzed I got from one lil drink ;-) ;-)

Kenna · 10-26-2013, 08:24 PM

Because the pet store was having a HUGE sale ...Blade couldn't pass up buying a Nemo outfit for his 6 pound chihuahua ....OMG MY RIBS STILL HURT FROM LAUGHING

that poor dog! Dressed up like Nemo the orange clown fish ! I so wish we could have got this on YouTube !
When we were done posing Nemo for pictures ...OMG! You shoulda seen Skippy running thru the yard in Nemo outfit with his eyes covered by the little hood that's embroidered with fish eyes and a huge fish fin sticking out above his ears...he was running completely blind but OUT RUNNING Blade! As soon as Blade reached for him, Nemo changed directions!!! I WAS LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE GROUND LAUGHING!

This blinded doggy in a BRIGHT ORANGE FISH SUIT made it all the way up the hill before being scooped up....Blade needs a fishing net to catch a chihuahua !!!

RNguy · 12-22-2013, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenna

Because the pet store was having a HUGE sale ...Blade couldn't pass up buying a Nemo outfit for his 6 pound chihuahua ....OMG MY RIBS STILL HURT FROM LAUGHING

that poor dog! Dressed up like Nemo the orange clown fish ! I so wish we could have got this on YouTube !
When we were done posing Nemo for pictures ...OMG! You shoulda seen Skippy running thru the yard in Nemo outfit with his eyes covered by the little hood that's embroidered with fish eyes and a huge fish fin sticking out above his ears...he was running completely blind but OUT RUNNING Blade! As soon as Blade reached for him, Nemo changed directions!!! I WAS LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE GROUND LAUGHING!

This blinded doggy in a BRIGHT ORANGE FISH SUIT made it all the way up the hill before being scooped up....Blade needs a fishing net to catch a chihuahua !!!

Lmao only my brother shakes head and laughing

Kenna · 01-08-2014, 08:36 PM

"Mawmaw": I will have (Blade's niece) thru & fri. I will be up VERY early

(Since she retired, she normally doesn't get up till 9-10)

Kenna: awwwww Mawmaw time

"Mawmaw": I will be a blithering idiot b4 day is over. She's a chatterbox and in the WHY WHY WHY stage!

Kenna: I'm sorry I can't help but chuckle at that! I will rescue you and keep her occupied making peanut butter and Cherrio bird feeders ....(thinking to myself how much fun it will be to make a HUGE mess with peanut butter and cereal with a 3 year old!!!)

BrutalDaddy · 01-08-2014, 08:49 PM

First one...Years ago mom and step dad took a road trip. Part of trip took them across Nevada. That night I get call from step dad saying mom wants to tell me something. She gets on phone all excited, "Did you know what they raise out here in the middle of the desert?!" I said, "Uh, no. What?" Getting even more excited she says, "Bunnies. They raise bunnies!" Not understanding what the hell she's talking about I said, "What do you mean bunnies? Where did you hear that?" By now I can hear step dad in background trying so hard not to just bust out laughing as my mom continues, "Well, we were just driving across the desert, nothing for miles and miles, then we came up on this billboard that said, "BUNNY FARM, TURN LEFT AT NEXT EXIT".

Of course this was the cue for step dad to lose it while I proceed to tell my sweet, naïve mom, "Mom!!! They aren't raising bunnies in the middle of the freaking desert. It's a whore house!"

Leave it to my step dad to hold that in all day so my mother's only child would have the pleasure of telling her what it really was. All of this came rushing back as I traveled across I 80 into Nevada.

Second thing involves my wife. She is getting really into cooking and not just any cooking but gourmet cooking. (Yay me!) Today she went to store and bought purple potatoes. The kind that are purple all the way through. So she calls to tell me and all I could say was, "Awwww, you got queer tators!"

Love My Family,
Brute.

Kenna · 01-31-2014, 03:16 PM

Crazy furbabies!!

I had went outside to open the chicken pen to allow them to free range...
Blade's large german sheppard immediately starts to have a panic attack, whining and barking...

When I get back inside, all 3 little furbabies hear the sheppard barking and think Blade is home ...so they start whining and crying to get out. Only Skippy has this really HIGH PITCH screaming noise that hurts your ears...I've never heard a dog make noises like that!!
I tried to hush them...but they insisted that Blade was home...so I let them out to see...

Skippy (who I call Dippy) went scooting out real fast, JUMPED off porch...kicked up dirt as he hit the drive lane, his ears completely perked up...dancing like only a chihuahua can...gets to middle of drive way and looks around for Blade's truck, with a huge STUNNED "where's my Daddy" look on his little face!!..,

This crazy dog, who for the last several cold days refused to step foot in the yard, then turned around, literally kicking up dirt as he scooted around "the play pen" and like a lightening bolt headed down to the tool shed looking for Blade...From the look on his face and how he pranced as he ran, you could tell he was DETERMINED his daddy was home!

Skippy Dippy is what I call a velcro dog...GLUED to his daddy

Degotoga · 02-04-2014, 08:26 PM

Kenna · 02-18-2014, 11:50 PM

I'm still laughing!!! I talked to my roommate tonight to hear how my dog decided to jump in the shower with him....the pups face peeking thru the shower curtain...then he invited himself in....

This is our only dog that will willingly jump over the tub's edge on command when he needs a bath....tonight I think he was just lonely and wanted Blade's undevided attention.

Hollylane · 02-20-2014, 05:22 PM

What wasn't posted in 5 letters today in response to:

F R M U B

The first sentence that popped into her head:

Frantically removing my unclean boxers...

Jeez...That was funny (& gross)! As the cleanest butch in the known world, this sentence was especially funny coming from her.

MsTinkerbelly · 02-20-2014, 09:41 PM

Doggy antics!

Barb42 · 02-22-2014, 01:41 PM

While cleaning the garage I found $20. & my 5yr. Niece loks @ me (with hand out) & says "HOT DAMN AUNT BARBIE..YOU GONNA SPLIT THAt MONEY WITH ME...BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.." Im in trouble as she gets older..

09-29-2012, 10:35 PM	#2
Scuba Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Flying Solo Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: PNW Posts: 2,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,749 Thanked 8,047 Times in 1,618 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You can't make this stuff up... Iran's news agency portrays satirical Onion story as its own (CNN) -- Add Iran's news agency to the long list of those hoodwinked by the satire of The Onion. Iran's semi-official Fars News Agency published a story Friday claiming that a Gallup poll found that rural white Americans prefer Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over President Barack Obama. Such a poll would indeed be big news in Iran (and the United States) -- if it were true. But the source was The Onion, the publication that presents the outlandish as real news. Its serious tone fools many who are new to the lampoons. Onion yarns have tricked news outlets in the U.S. and overseas. Ahmadinejad: I'm quite popular. What sets Fars apart from others, however, is that the agency published the Onion story as if it were its own.Fars News Agency used the story verbatim, giving the same headline: "Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad To Obama" Fars also took all the credit at the get-go: "TEHRAN (FNA) -- According to the results of a Gallup poll released Monday, the overwhelming majority of rural white Americans said they would rather vote for Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than US President Barack Obama." (The Onion story used a Charleston, West Virginia, dateline.) The article went on to quote a West Virginia resident as saying he would rather grab a ballgame or a drink with the Iranian leader than with Obama. The phony resident then lauded Ahmadinejad: "He takes national defense seriously, and he'd never let some gay protesters tell him how to run his country like Obama does." If that weren't enough, Fars continued, "According to the same Gallup poll, 60 percent of rural whites said they at least respected that Ahmadinejad doesn't try to hide the fact that he's Muslim." A Fars news editor said Friday that the outlet took the item off its English-language website once editors realized that The Onion wasn't a legitimate news organization. Without breaking from its farce, Onion Editor Will Tracy wrote in an e-mail that Fars is a subsidiary and has been "our Middle Eastern bureau since the mid 1980s, when the Onion's publisher, T. Herman Zweibel, founded Fars with the government approval of the late Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khomeini. "The Onion freely shares content with Fars and commends the journalists at Iran's Finest News Source on their superb reportage," Tracy wrote in his statement. There's no word on whether either president is laughing. __________________ https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-X...etuwo1_500.jpg ~~Bob Richardson~~

10-27-2012, 06:26 AM	#3
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	my brain hurts 3 guys named WHAT, WHY, WHEN were talkin WHAT:WHY what r u doing? WHY:i dont know what iam doing. WHAT:why? WHY:why r u caling me? what? WHAT:now why did u cal me? WHY:what! When did i cal u? WHEN:in ur problem why r u callin me? WHY:what? did i cal u? When? WHAT & WHEN: what WHEN:why r u caling urself? WHY: did i cal myself, when? WHEN:what? WHAT:why did u cal me? Dont ask when? WHY & WHEN: what ? __________________

12-06-2012, 07:26 AM	#4
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	an encounter with a friend's roommate that asked us to help someone go hang curtain rods and blinds... me: where's the drill bits? them :I don't know. me: you brought the drill but no drill bits? them: I don't know what drill bits look like. you mean those things that make holes? me: blank stare them: I don't know nothing about drill bits." me: sifting thru the tool box, looking like Beaker and Fozzy Bear quietly reminding self that not everyone is mechanically inclined. __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

02-17-2013, 04:38 PM	#5
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	A friend of mine plays Farm Story on his phone and he has made friends with some of his neighbors on the game. One neighbor he was having a conversation with ask him about his weekend. He said he had been at the beach and was going to stop by Krispy Kreme, but the Hot & Now sign wasn't on. Chuckles....when he checked his messages again, he had been moderated and told that what he said was inappropriate. He of course was perplexed by this and didn't understand why he was moderated. I on the other hand about died laughing Krispy Kreme is in 39 states, I guess where ever this moderator was from didn't have Krispy Kreme, or they'd never heard of it. Just so you know the best time to stop at Krispy Kreme is when the HOT & NOW sign is on. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

02-17-2013, 04:43 PM	#6
StrongButch Member How Do You Identify?: I see the world thru a lens Preferred Pronoun?: Yes Boss Relationship Status: Chillin out with awesome women Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,376 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,018 Thanked 4,183 Times in 1,180 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Cracked me up A guy trying to hit on me at flea market. I am so butch guess he likes tough women. (lol) __________________ Life is like music,so it can be played in many different styles.

09-29-2012, 08:21 PM	#1
Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,947 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Getting a copy of AARP Magazine in the mail today of all days...lol

02-17-2013, 08:04 PM	#8
maryam Member How Do You Identify?: femme-ish Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: taken Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: somewhere, out there.... Posts: 263 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 675 Thanked 794 Times in 231 Posts Rep Power: 4979164	I was doing a training shift at a Big Box store today. I had to go through Mobile, Apple store and Computers and train peeps on some new devices my company is offering. So we're all hanging out for a bit mid afternoon (me, a manager, and three employees: two male college kids and one mom.) and we're talking about dinner. Mgr: I'm going to stop at Chipotle and get a box. Mom: whatever my husband fixed, probably spaghetti. Kids: pizza, and/or fruit loops, and red bull. (They have a long night of dragon slaying planned tonight.) Me: pot roast with steamed asparagus. Mgr: You gonna eat at midnight? that takes forever! Me: Nope! I put the roast and veggies in the crock pot before I left. I'll get home about an hour before the Spousal Unit so I'll have time to steam the asparagus. Then I just have to make the gravy. Mom: you can put the asparagus in the top of the crockpot for a bit and steam it. Me: but then it'll taste like pot roast instead of asparagus. Kid blurts out: But that's a good thing! I'd eat asparagus if it were meat flavored!

02-17-2013, 11:33 PM	#9
Smiling Senior Member How Do You Identify?: with a distinct flair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,852 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,623 Thanked 4,388 Times in 1,009 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Citizen's Arrest This guy cracks me up. As I understand it, he spends most of his days riding around trying to make a citizen's arrest on cops who violate traffic laws. lol

07-20-2013, 10:37 PM	#10
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	a day filled with laughter, goofy friends, meeting two of Blade's friends that I've waited 3 years to meet (and two of us simultaneously saying "AND you're not a figment of his imagination! ), silly faces made by the 'other That Woman' (said with respect) when she sipped my adult beverage ...and INSIDE jokes reflecting on memories of searching for cock rings ... a great day and how buzzed I got from one lil drink ;-) ;-) __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

10-26-2013, 08:24 PM	#11
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Because the pet store was having a HUGE sale ...Blade couldn't pass up buying a Nemo outfit for his 6 pound chihuahua ....OMG MY RIBS STILL HURT FROM LAUGHING that poor dog! Dressed up like Nemo the orange clown fish ! I so wish we could have got this on YouTube ! When we were done posing Nemo for pictures ...OMG! You shoulda seen Skippy running thru the yard in Nemo outfit with his eyes covered by the little hood that's embroidered with fish eyes and a huge fish fin sticking out above his ears...he was running completely blind but OUT RUNNING Blade! As soon as Blade reached for him, Nemo changed directions!!! I WAS LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE GROUND LAUGHING! This blinded doggy in a BRIGHT ORANGE FISH SUIT made it all the way up the hill before being scooped up....Blade needs a fishing net to catch a chihuahua !!! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

01-08-2014, 08:36 PM	#13
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	another text convo with roommate's mom "Mawmaw": I will have (Blade's niece) thru & fri. I will be up VERY early (Since she retired, she normally doesn't get up till 9-10) Kenna: awwwww Mawmaw time "Mawmaw": I will be a blithering idiot b4 day is over. She's a chatterbox and in the WHY WHY WHY stage! Kenna: I'm sorry I can't help but chuckle at that! I will rescue you and keep her occupied making peanut butter and Cherrio bird feeders ....(thinking to myself how much fun it will be to make a HUGE mess with peanut butter and cereal with a 3 year old!!!) __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

01-08-2014, 08:49 PM	#14
BrutalDaddy Member How Do You Identify?: Her Asshole. Preferred Pronoun?: Him, hym, he, whatever. Relationship Status: Bitch has no more excuses now. Join Date: May 2012 Location: Lower Alabama Posts: 519 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 206 Thanked 2,784 Times in 499 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Two For One Deal. First one...Years ago mom and step dad took a road trip. Part of trip took them across Nevada. That night I get call from step dad saying mom wants to tell me something. She gets on phone all excited, "Did you know what they raise out here in the middle of the desert?!" I said, "Uh, no. What?" Getting even more excited she says, "Bunnies. They raise bunnies!" Not understanding what the hell she's talking about I said, "What do you mean bunnies? Where did you hear that?" By now I can hear step dad in background trying so hard not to just bust out laughing as my mom continues, "Well, we were just driving across the desert, nothing for miles and miles, then we came up on this billboard that said, "BUNNY FARM, TURN LEFT AT NEXT EXIT". Of course this was the cue for step dad to lose it while I proceed to tell my sweet, naïve mom, "Mom!!! They aren't raising bunnies in the middle of the freaking desert. It's a whore house!" Leave it to my step dad to hold that in all day so my mother's only child would have the pleasure of telling her what it really was. All of this came rushing back as I traveled across I 80 into Nevada. Second thing involves my wife. She is getting really into cooking and not just any cooking but gourmet cooking. (Yay me!) Today she went to store and bought purple potatoes. The kind that are purple all the way through. So she calls to tell me and all I could say was, "Awwww, you got queer tators!" Love My Family, Brute.

01-31-2014, 03:16 PM	#15
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Crazy furbabies!! I had went outside to open the chicken pen to allow them to free range... Blade's large german sheppard immediately starts to have a panic attack, whining and barking... When I get back inside, all 3 little furbabies hear the sheppard barking and think Blade is home ...so they start whining and crying to get out. Only Skippy has this really HIGH PITCH screaming noise that hurts your ears...I've never heard a dog make noises like that!! I tried to hush them...but they insisted that Blade was home...so I let them out to see... Skippy (who I call Dippy) went scooting out real fast, JUMPED off porch...kicked up dirt as he hit the drive lane, his ears completely perked up...dancing like only a chihuahua can...gets to middle of drive way and looks around for Blade's truck, with a huge STUNNED "where's my Daddy" look on his little face!!.., This crazy dog, who for the last several cold days refused to step foot in the yard, then turned around, literally kicking up dirt as he scooted around "the play pen" and like a lightening bolt headed down to the tool shed looking for Blade...From the look on his face and how he pranced as he ran, you could tell he was DETERMINED his daddy was home! Skippy Dippy is what I call a velcro dog...GLUED to his daddy __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

02-04-2014, 08:26 PM	#16
Degotoga Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Respectful and situational appropriate ones Relationship Status: Enjoying butchelorhood Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 3,301 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,390 Thanked 4,380 Times in 1,233 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	__________________ Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer.

02-18-2014, 11:50 PM	#17
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I'm still laughing!!! I talked to my roommate tonight to hear how my dog decided to jump in the shower with him....the pups face peeking thru the shower curtain...then he invited himself in.... This is our only dog that will willingly jump over the tub's edge on command when he needs a bath....tonight I think he was just lonely and wanted Blade's undevided attention. __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

02-20-2014, 05:22 PM	#18
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	What wasn't posted in 5 letters today in response to: F R M U B The first sentence that popped into her head: Frantically removing my unclean boxers... Jeez...That was funny (& gross)! As the cleanest butch in the known world, this sentence was especially funny coming from her.

02-20-2014, 09:41 PM	#19
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02-22-2014, 01:41 PM	#20
Barb42 Member How Do You Identify?: Soft butch Preferred Pronoun?: whatever.. Relationship Status: SINGLE Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Indiana Posts: 226 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,215 Thanked 727 Times in 205 Posts Rep Power: 3291561	While cleaning the garage I found $20. & my 5yr. Niece loks @ me (with hand out) & says "HOT DAMN AUNT BARBIE..YOU GONNA SPLIT THAt MONEY WITH ME...BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.." Im in trouble as she gets older.. __________________ Im just me thats it..