How do you know when you are getting older? - Page 40

Bèsame* · 06-16-2015, 09:01 AM

When your sunscreen number goes up! It's now a necessity!

kittygrrl · 06-19-2015, 12:24 AM

a rainy evening at home with tea feels amazing

Kobi · 06-23-2015, 10:54 AM

When childhood memories come flooding back upon learning Don Featherstone, the inventor of the pink plastic flamingo lawn ornament has died.

Avocado green kitchen appliances stir the same kind of nostalgia.

Daisy Chain · 06-23-2015, 01:59 PM

If I have a busy weekend with things to attend I give a resigned sigh rather than a whoop for joy !

DC

PaPa · 06-23-2015, 02:56 PM

When you lie awake at night due to pain and need to rub cream on joints that smells like it should be used to open your sinuses.

cinnamongrrl · 06-23-2015, 02:58 PM

A couple ways...

1)

When you fill out a form and you have to scroll through the year of your birth? Yeah...it keeps getting further and further away....

and

2)

I find old coins or cash and think "ohh wow! Look how OLD that is!" And it's my age...or less...

Martina · 06-23-2015, 04:33 PM

When you go to the podiatrist for the first time.

Smiling · 07-06-2015, 03:04 PM

When you put dinner in the oven for what is supposed to be 15 minutes and over ninety minutes later you realize it must be getting a little crispy by now - except you can't smell anything.

So you go check on the progress of your frozen culinary delight only to discover that you never turned on the oven.

And I'm half-starved today, too.

Yup; I'm gonna be a ward of the state soon, lol.

MysticOceansFL · 07-06-2015, 03:13 PM

When people make a showing and or appearance after you show active again from being gone a month!

Kobi · 07-07-2015, 06:53 AM

When the hair on your legs disappears. Or is it just hiding amongst the varicose veins?

MsTinkerbelly · 07-07-2015, 08:59 AM

I am taking a one day course at the local community college today on "Maximizing your Social Security".

Kätzchen · 07-07-2015, 11:10 AM

I think it's not necessarily related to age but cognizance of our ability to grow, mature, things of that kind of nature.

As I have grown and matured in life, I have found that I do not tolerate, or have zero tolerance for, emotional manipulation and lying (not being truthful).

Daniela · 07-08-2015, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smiling

When you put dinner in the oven for what is supposed to be 15 minutes and over ninety minutes later you realize it must be getting a little crispy by now - except you can't smell anything.

So you go check on the progress of your frozen culinary delight only to discover that you never turned on the oven.

And I'm half-starved today, too.

Yup; I'm gonna be a ward of the state soon, lol.

But you've stopped eating with rubber spatulas, right?! That has to count for something.

Kenna · 07-08-2015, 03:13 PM

When I keep forgetting to buy milk EVERY TIME I PLAN ON MAKING MASHED POTATOES....and when I get to the store again, I forget what I went for.

TruTexan · 07-08-2015, 04:05 PM

When you walk into a room and forget what you were looking for and then an hour later it hits you so you search for it and then forget again what you were looking for in the first place. lmao

stargazingboi · 07-08-2015, 04:07 PM

When doctors start saying "at your age" and start scheduling you for tests that you always related to "old people"....

"wait..you want what done?"

Daniela · 07-09-2015, 08:06 AM

When you can't remember how old you are, and doing the math is hard, too.

Gemme · 07-09-2015, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniela

When you can't remember how old you are, and doing the math is hard, too.

OMG, that actually happened to me.

When I was 32.

I was at a dealership and they plugged in my birthdate and then the guy said, "You are 32." and I said, "No. 31." and then he looked at me like this ---->

cinnamongrrl · 07-09-2015, 04:46 PM

At least two days a week, I come home and doze on the couch after work...

This from the girl who has never napped in HER LIFE...

Sigh

PaPa · 07-09-2015, 05:12 PM

You make a post on the forums and twenty minutes later post the same dang thing!! Lol!!

06-16-2015, 09:01 AM	#781
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06-19-2015, 12:24 AM	#782
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06-23-2015, 10:54 AM	#783
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06-23-2015, 01:59 PM	#784
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07-06-2015, 03:13 PM	#789
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07-07-2015, 11:10 AM	#792
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: As a very feminine woman. Join Date: May 2010 Location: Near smoke signals in the sky. Posts: 16,209 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,450 Thanked 33,612 Times in 10,707 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	I think it's not necessarily related to age but cognizance of our ability to grow, mature, things of that kind of nature. As I have grown and matured in life, I have found that I do not tolerate, or have zero tolerance for, emotional manipulation and lying (not being truthful). __________________ “The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki. I’m doing my part, as an American citizen, who is concerned about losing our Democracy: I boycott agencies and businesses and service providers who do not support the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights. Support Democracy: Vote Blue

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