Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It - Page 421

dixie · 12-14-2011, 02:59 PM

Why yes, this fits me perfectly.

SoNotHer · 12-14-2011, 07:24 PM

Soon · 12-14-2011, 07:35 PM

Ebon · 12-14-2011, 11:02 PM

My friend emailed this to me.

Smart ass answers.

Quote:

ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%
I would have given him 100%

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

· his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

· at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

· liquid

Q4.
What is the main reason for divorce?

· marriage

Q5. What is the
main reason for failure?

· exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

· Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?

· The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?

· it will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??

· No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

·
You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

· Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

· No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

· Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Gemme · 12-15-2011, 02:44 PM

Mayer Hawthorne

willow · 12-15-2011, 03:55 PM

Inked_Trinity · 12-16-2011, 08:22 AM

Inked_Trinity · 12-16-2011, 04:10 PM

Random · 12-16-2011, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady

How old are you if you see a hairball in your fav shoes because of a pissed off cat?

willow · 12-16-2011, 05:03 PM

Inked_Trinity · 12-16-2011, 06:00 PM

UofMfan · 12-16-2011, 08:32 PM

I just got one of this for Christmas, yum!

willow · 12-17-2011, 06:42 AM

durrrrrrrr · 12-17-2011, 07:48 AM

luv2luvgirls · 12-17-2011, 07:56 AM

"To All The Girls I've Loved Before"......

sorry was having a Julio Iglesais minute

well it was random

uglyboi · 12-17-2011, 08:07 AM

My heart has a boner for funny people.

Inked_Trinity · 12-17-2011, 08:56 AM

UofMfan · 12-17-2011, 09:54 AM

I seem to have misplaced the earphones for my iPhone.

I am not in the habit of misplacing things.

Soon · 12-17-2011, 08:06 PM

uglyboi · 12-18-2011, 06:00 AM

I am exceptionally skilled at getting in peoples way. If I find myself walking down a sidewalk, through a hallway, or across a wide-open field and another person is walking directly towards me, it’s as if we suddenly become confined in a tiny, invisible space. As we go to step out of each other’s way I will, and without fail, always step to the same side that they do leaving us awkwardly face to face again. This of course leads to the frustrating process of moving left and right together trying to step around the other person repeatedly muttering things like, “Excuse me” and “Oh, I’m sorry.” Eventually both parties step out of the way to let the other one pass, and then both attempt to take the others offer leading us right back into the beginning nose-to-nose position. It’s a vicious circle that I find myself repeating numerous times a week. I don’t even try to avoid the situation anymore, as I spot the other person walking towards me in the distance, I breathe a heavy sigh and prepare to dance.

12-15-2011, 02:44 PM	#8405
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12-15-2011, 03:55 PM	#8406
willow Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: sugar and spice Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: at the end of the rainbow Posts: 6,782 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,477 Thanked 6,730 Times in 1,825 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Best place for them. __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs11/i/20...ockAvatars.gif

12-16-2011, 08:22 AM	#8407
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-16-2011, 04:10 PM	#8408
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-16-2011, 05:03 PM	#8410
willow Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: sugar and spice Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: at the end of the rainbow Posts: 6,782 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,477 Thanked 6,730 Times in 1,825 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs11/i/20...ockAvatars.gif

12-14-2011, 02:59 PM	#8401
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Why yes, this fits me perfectly.

12-14-2011, 07:24 PM	#8402
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12-14-2011, 07:35 PM	#8403
Soon Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: attached Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 6,896 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,046 Thanked 13,095 Times in 3,386 Posts Rep Power: 21474858

12-16-2011, 06:00 PM	#8411
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-16-2011, 08:32 PM	#8412
UofMfan Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: A very happy Mr. Grumpy Cat Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Neither here or there Posts: 7,987 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 27,733 Thanked 18,935 Times in 4,705 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	I just got one of this for Christmas, yum!

12-17-2011, 06:42 AM	#8413
willow Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: sugar and spice Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: at the end of the rainbow Posts: 6,782 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,477 Thanked 6,730 Times in 1,825 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs11/i/20...ockAvatars.gif

12-17-2011, 07:48 AM	#8414
durrrrrrrr Senior Member How Do You Identify?: TG Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: he , him Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ayup Posts: 3,603 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,299 Thanked 10,217 Times in 2,504 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________ http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_1303.gif well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit

12-17-2011, 07:56 AM	#8415
luv2luvgirls Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Asshole Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Kentucky/Austin/Wherever Posts: 2,310 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,387 Thanked 5,470 Times in 1,827 Posts Rep Power: 0	"To All The Girls I've Loved Before"...... sorry was having a Julio Iglesais minute well it was random

12-17-2011, 08:07 AM	#8416
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	Boner baby My heart has a boner for funny people.

12-17-2011, 08:56 AM	#8417
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-17-2011, 09:54 AM	#8418
UofMfan Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: A very happy Mr. Grumpy Cat Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Neither here or there Posts: 7,987 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 27,733 Thanked 18,935 Times in 4,705 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	I seem to have misplaced the earphones for my iPhone. I am not in the habit of misplacing things.

12-17-2011, 08:06 PM	#8419
Soon Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: attached Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 6,896 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,046 Thanked 13,095 Times in 3,386 Posts Rep Power: 21474858

12-18-2011, 06:00 AM	#8420
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	Dancing with strangers I am exceptionally skilled at getting in peoples way. If I find myself walking down a sidewalk, through a hallway, or across a wide-open field and another person is walking directly towards me, it’s as if we suddenly become confined in a tiny, invisible space. As we go to step out of each other’s way I will, and without fail, always step to the same side that they do leaving us awkwardly face to face again. This of course leads to the frustrating process of moving left and right together trying to step around the other person repeatedly muttering things like, “Excuse me” and “Oh, I’m sorry.” Eventually both parties step out of the way to let the other one pass, and then both attempt to take the others offer leading us right back into the beginning nose-to-nose position. It’s a vicious circle that I find myself repeating numerous times a week. I don’t even try to avoid the situation anymore, as I spot the other person walking towards me in the distance, I breathe a heavy sigh and prepare to dance.