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Rook · 02-28-2010, 10:43 AM

That is so awesome, Neen...
I'm teaching myself sign language , out of necessity

Btw, not all Nuns dress in Black + White, not that I wanna push you into wearing the Habits, but you could Look up Discalced Carmelite Order {O.C.D.}
Carmelites wear brown wool Habits for the most part..
Only time they wear a black veil is after they take Perpetual vows {otherwise the veil's white, or cream-coloured}

don't ask me how I know this

Soon · 02-28-2010, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Naked Australians at Sydney Opera House

Diva · 03-01-2010, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neen

in 6th grade we were studying about monks...I decided I wanted to be a monk when I grew up...why?---I liked the brown robes and the fact that I didn't have to talk, ever!!...my teacher said only men could be monks, I had to be a nun...didn't appeal to me--I get lost in wearing too much black...I wanted the brown robes and silence...I totally overlooked that it was a religious life as I was so enamored with the costume and lifestyle behaviors....

I still like brown dresses....and I know sign-language...I'm not a monk, nor a nun...

I managed to find the best of all worlds!!

Wait.

YOU? You wanted SILENCE? Who ARE You and what have You done with my Gal Pal??????????????????? <opening cans o' WhoopAss>

Diva · 03-01-2010, 06:23 PM

I just had a FABULOUS phone conversation with my precious daughter!!! Forty~five minutes of bliss!!!!!!!! I love that child!

~Bo · 03-01-2010, 06:38 PM

I have nothing to say, really. I just followed Diva in here.

violaine · 03-01-2010, 07:06 PM

i recently watched someone whack a coconut on a parking berm -

Diva · 03-01-2010, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Bo

I have nothing to say, really. I just followed Diva in here.

You're a good boy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by violaine

i recently watched someone whack a coconut on a parking berm -

I TOTALLY read "pachyderm"....and thought...that is ONE brave mother f***er!!! (I admit it...I really thought that!)

Rook · 03-02-2010, 10:36 PM

My Duck is Dead?

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon's office.
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head
sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet.

"How can you be so sure?" she protested.
"I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or
something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left
the room.

He returned a few minutes later with a black
Labrador Retriever.

As the duck's owner looked on in amazement,
the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.
He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and
shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it
out of the room.

A few minutes later he returned with a cat.

The cat jumped on the table and also delicately
sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely,
100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a
few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the
bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell
me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you
had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20.

However, with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan,
it's now $150."

BornBronson · 03-02-2010, 11:40 PM

I'm a great believer in that people always come first,so I have a few thoughts about this killer whale named tilikum.He is such a baaad boy that one.Of course the trainer knew what she was getting herself into every time she got near that whale.He was involved in another murder years before,and maybe a second as well.But as I hear more and more details about this lastest killing,it sickens me.I know that you can't just release him back into the wild,he wouldn't last 48hrs in any ocean.But they can't just keep him now and continue on with the show,like nothing happen.A human life was taken here.If it was me i'd have him put down.I'm a big animal lover too,but once an animal has a taste for human blood,it should not be allowed to go on living.It disturbs me that they wish to keep him alive because he is a good breeder and that he cost millions of dollars.If they do that then they should keep him away from anymore trainers and being in any more shows for the public.I wonder if there were children present when tilikum took out his latest victim.Most likely that would be a yes.I'm serious here but I think there should be one of those emergency glass plated boxes nearby anyone who plays with penned up killer whales..inside an exploding harpoon gun.*Break glass in case of emergency.Just might save somebody's life one day.

It's sad she lost her life,period.

Andrew, Jr. · 03-03-2010, 01:20 PM

BornBronson,

I agree with you about that whale.

We have literally made all of those sea creatures go crazy in human made containers, and then feeding them dead fish. Oy Vey! They have lost all of their hunting abilities, and their environmental controls. Those creatures have no clue about anything any longer. It is gone. The days of flipper are just Hollywood = not reality. And anyone who knows me, knows I am a huge animal lover. So this just breaks my heart and soul.

All of those poor creatures need to be put down. And this entire let's go swimming with killer whales for $150 for 30 min. is just greed.

Andrew

Gemme · 03-03-2010, 01:40 PM

You don't mess with someone's money.

That is all.

Andrew, Jr. · 03-03-2010, 01:45 PM

Gemme,

I learned that the hard way as well.

Pixie · 03-03-2010, 04:03 PM

Let go Monday
Interview Tuesday
Hired Wednesday
Orientation Thursday
First day Friday!!!!

BAM!!!!

Soon · 03-07-2010, 01:41 PM

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Enchantress · 03-07-2010, 02:04 PM

I am still wondering why in the world I watched a show on National Geographic about the exploding Sperm whale.

No joke. It exploded on the streets of Tawain as they attempted to transport it to the university (it was dead, obviously).

Huh.

Write14u · 03-07-2010, 02:28 PM

Hmmm, randomly wondering about the tv patterns of Miss Enchantress. *grin*

Oh, and also pondering having nothing to do but relax.

Duchess · 03-07-2010, 02:31 PM

French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899

during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the

evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating

the surgical removal of the dead man's member...

Write14u · 03-07-2010, 02:31 PM

OK, I've now been educated about the differences between exploding whale sperm and exploding sperm whale.

moxie · 03-07-2010, 03:17 PM

They should have cough drop delivery.

Enchantress · 03-07-2010, 06:53 PM

I almost actually just said "Rawr" when I saw Taylor Lautner on the telly, walking the red carpet. I believe I just had a major *cougar* moment...

*blink*

02-28-2010, 10:43 AM	#881
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	That is so awesome, Neen... I'm teaching myself sign language , out of necessity Btw, not all Nuns dress in Black + White, not that I wanna push you into wearing the Habits, but you could Look up Discalced Carmelite Order {O.C.D.} Carmelites wear brown wool Habits for the most part.. Only time they wear a black veil is after they take Perpetual vows {otherwise the veil's white, or cream-coloured} don't ask me how I know this __________________

03-02-2010, 10:36 PM	#888
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	My Duck is Dead? A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon's office. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20. However, with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150." __________________

03-03-2010, 01:40 PM	#891
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03-07-2010, 02:04 PM	#895
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03-01-2010, 06:23 PM	#884
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03-01-2010, 06:38 PM	#885
~Bo Senior Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: He Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: PA Posts: 1,590 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,247 Thanked 1,680 Times in 742 Posts Rep Power: 13485855	I have nothing to say, really. I just followed Diva in here.

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03-02-2010, 11:40 PM	#889
BornBronson Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently banned 7/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: Straight Butch Woman Relationship Status: Nice Tie Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: In Love Posts: 177 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24 Thanked 139 Times in 82 Posts Rep Power: 0	I'm a great believer in that people always come first,so I have a few thoughts about this killer whale named tilikum.He is such a baaad boy that one.Of course the trainer knew what she was getting herself into every time she got near that whale.He was involved in another murder years before,and maybe a second as well.But as I hear more and more details about this lastest killing,it sickens me.I know that you can't just release him back into the wild,he wouldn't last 48hrs in any ocean.But they can't just keep him now and continue on with the show,like nothing happen.A human life was taken here.If it was me i'd have him put down.I'm a big animal lover too,but once an animal has a taste for human blood,it should not be allowed to go on living.It disturbs me that they wish to keep him alive because he is a good breeder and that he cost millions of dollars.If they do that then they should keep him away from anymore trainers and being in any more shows for the public.I wonder if there were children present when tilikum took out his latest victim.Most likely that would be a yes.I'm serious here but I think there should be one of those emergency glass plated boxes nearby anyone who plays with penned up killer whales..inside an exploding harpoon gun.*Break glass in case of emergency.Just might save somebody's life one day. It's sad she lost her life,period.

03-03-2010, 01:20 PM	#890
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	BornBronson, I agree with you about that whale. We have literally made all of those sea creatures go crazy in human made containers, and then feeding them dead fish. Oy Vey! They have lost all of their hunting abilities, and their environmental controls. Those creatures have no clue about anything any longer. It is gone. The days of flipper are just Hollywood = not reality. And anyone who knows me, knows I am a huge animal lover. So this just breaks my heart and soul. All of those poor creatures need to be put down. And this entire let's go swimming with killer whales for $150 for 30 min. is just greed. Andrew

03-03-2010, 01:45 PM	#892
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03-07-2010, 02:31 PM	#898
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03-07-2010, 03:17 PM	#899
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