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Old 04-01-2012, 08:52 AM   #9241
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1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

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9. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

10. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

11. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

12. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

13. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

14. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

15. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

16. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

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Old 04-02-2012, 09:40 AM   #9251
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This has been a day and its not even half over yet.

First I went to have blood drawn. I am an easy draw. But, Elvira made 4 sticks/wiggles in case you hit something attempts before I asked if she wanted to borrow my glasses. Not a good idea to piss off someone who is going to stab you with a needle.

Then I went for a ct scan which required an iv. Of course, Elvira had fucked up all the easy veins, so ended up with an iv where I dont like them.

Stopped by the library and had a lil old lady inform me that I should get some guys books cuz he writes good fishing novels and men like those.

Getting into my car at the market and saw a lady next to me looking distressed. Silly me had to ask if she was ok. I was informed she was having a nervous breakdown. Then I was treated to a tirade profanity and racial slurs. But she liked me cuz we both wear the same brand of sneakers.

I wish I didnt have to go back out there today but I do.

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